If you have thought about the USSR for twenty years so many fairy tales, you can easily imagine what the history of the ancient Roman Empire is.

In response to the adoption of the law in Ukraine on the prohibition of mass events, including automobile, one citizen appealed to the police with an official statement.

He officially demanded an accompaniment of GAI for a trip with friends to the bathroom. The man warned that more than 5 cars will gather in the column, and the 10 friends gathered in the bath constitute a "mass event" that needs to be protected by law enforcement agencies with the demand to ensure compliance with the new laws in practice. The man wrote a statement to the police, in which he his intention to rest with friends in the bath and asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs to properly protect public order. The message was addressed to the head of the Netishin city department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Lieutenant Colonel Roman Gavrilyuk. Copies were transferred to the local administration of the SBU and the city council. “Dear Lieutenant Colonel, on Fridays at 17:15 I, Ryzhuk Sergei Alekseevich, and my friends take ballneological procedures in Kolomye (Slavutskiy r-n). To the destination we drive an organized car column on more than 5 (five) own cars. In the context of a number of laws adopted on 16 January 2014 by the Verkhovna Rada, I consider it necessary to ask you to ensure the accompaniment of our car colony with special vehicles with special signals," the document said. "In connection with the fact that more than 10 people are expected to participate in the balneological procedures, which automatically falls under the classification of "mass event", we ask to ensure public order," the author of the statement asks. Ryzhuk also noted in writing that for the convenience of law enforcement agencies will ensure the departure of the car colony from the city department of the police.

Do not listen to your inner voice, because it has never been outside.

Do you know what anarchy is?

Amore Daria: Yes, this is a booklet A like that in a circle

Amore Daria: usually painted in sown corners

In school, many textbooks were issued from the library. Biology books are no exception. Once from the library, someone had studied them before me.
Anatomy of man. Paragraph "Digestion in the mouth". My mother sits next to me and looks at me. And notices in the corner of the page a sexual penis drawn by the previous owner of the textbook.
Mother: This is what?
I: I’m more interested in what it does in such a paragraph...

"Vasya," said tiredly the ten-year-old then nephew to her three-year-old brother, "it is necessary to speak not by writing, but by gen-ni-ta-li-ja.

and survived! I have a dream that my husband agreed to have sex.

I confess to:

...Pipets, organized a joke about applause in the plane. How do you get it?? to
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Personally, I jerked on the fan just for boredom! ))

In fact, the real border does not exist.

By the way, since we’ve lived together, I’ve learned how to cook for one, so I grilled potatoes for two and ate it all by myself.

...Pipets, organized a joke about applause in the plane. How do you get it?? to

The "Adventures of Captain Wrangel" My heart is frozen from nostalgia, I can’t break away. And the child on the phone "fixics" is watching. This is also a good cartoon, but offensive for Wrangel to tears!

Norton Internet Security is installed. I download the utility to remove it to the Edrene-Fen. I launched. pops up a green message from Norton:"Norton_Removal_Kit.exe is safe."First thought: This naive bastard doesn’t even suspect...

How do you feel about the Olympics in Sochi?
Approximately like in a deaf village, where there is still no gas, autumn and spring roads,
periodically turn off the lights, one teacher for all classes, the nearest police officer for dozens of kilometers and
The pension is issued once every six months - an elegant limousine enters with music, flowers and flying out of the city.
The champagne window!
Well and...?
Every resident thinks of himself: knock your car on the cloth, get stuck in the dirt, break the wheels,
And let the fuel end, live with us.
Let’s celebrate the World Cup together, here.

Tatiana: I don’t understand why you have such a shift in time in Russia. This is a very strong pressure on the psyche, you wake up, but the street is dark, people go to work as in the third shift at night. How do you find the statistics on suicides?

It is all smoke. He had to take the hour back, and he went over and took it.

Tatiana: You don’t even need an hour, but both of them to roll back.

Nikita: Tan, it takes 110 years to turn back, actually...

The Bordeaux are separated again! Well, as much as possible, once every three or four weeks this topic pops up.
It seems to have long been discovered that there are goat men, and there are normal and there are fools, but there are also adequate, no, again twenty-five.

xxx: In the first "Cuba" there was a good group psychology (among other things, also with a canonical autist). In "12 and the Angry Men" more.
xxx: In the "Experiment" with Blythe, too, in essence. There is somewhere more space.
xxx: And there was a Soviet film "Garage", if you remember...

The most original alarm clock is the buoy brother.
What did he throw out this time?
xxx: I called on Saturday at half seven in the morning and surprisedly asked "Huh, do you not sleep?"

XXX: I am not in charge of the car (
YYY: What is it?
xxx: I have even in the training car simulator after my first ride the car does not start dumb (

My friend Alla, who is about 35, has a daughter, too, Alla, who is 13. I needed the date of birth of the youngest Allah, I call her and ask to dictate.
and hello. Tell me the year of your birth.
A thousand nine hundred.
And I am in a joke: No, a thousand eight hundred.
Do you want my mom’s birthday?