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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №13551
 10.01.2009
xxx is. I want a cat.
YYYYY Forget her
xxx is. It all flows.
YYYYY What is flowing?
xxx is. Allan, what’s going on when you’re excited?
YYYYY and saliva?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13550
 10.01.2009
A mess on the table and in the room. Remove dust from the system unit. I walked the dog four times. Take out rubbish. I tried five times a day. He helped my father repair the door in the closet. I went to the store and bought food for a week. I cleaned my teeth four times. Even the window reinstalled for something. There is nothing but the exam tomorrow.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13549
 10.01.2009
>Remove, I have a question on the spam bot "?", and the answer is "ionic beetle".
<Outside of
> You guess, that’s not all. Three spammers have already broken.
One of them is a girl.
<Blue marry her promptly, she’s just as dumb as you.)))

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №13548
 10.01.2009
Not all the pleasures in life have to be paid - work gets.

by Gary.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13547
 10.01.2009
The theme is "not in the eyebrow, but in the eye"



Naked Local Televisors to Cut More Babes, During

They are able to put their ugly advertising into federal publicity.

channels that broadcasts interrupt completely unexpectedly and most importantly

unplanned, only like a hero to say something gathered...

Advertising for a new shopping center... Well, this is lyric, now history...

Thirty-first of December, in the most advertising "senokos" I look at "Our

Rush", there again deal with a freezer with unconventional sexual

Orientation - Dolin and Mikhalic. At the highest point, under

the voice of the worker who looked into the office: "Here is the homosiatine!", on the screen

There is a ham roast of our Governor congratulating the inhabitants

Areas with New Year! by ZANAVES! People who watched the broadcast

They applaud friendly!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13546
 10.01.2009
The best way to correct a serious mistake is to make it funny.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13545
 10.01.2009
Maybe we will allocate for the Russian and Ukrainian governments a couple of hundred square kilometers of land somewhere in the north, deport them there, so that they will fight only between themselves and we will normally live fraternally, right?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13544
 10.01.2009
<Erik> who is sitting here on the Mac?
<Dominator> I am against drugs

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13543
 10.01.2009
A friend said:

I come out of the parking lot, two girls are in front of me and talking loudly.
I went to him to record music on a record.
2 and what?
Well... well he fucked me!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13542
 09.01.2009
CheshirCa> my wife and I went for a walk as light disappeared - we reached our parents, they also had no light, they drank tea. And on the way out, my mother gave me my old lashes and a walk-through stitch. It was a fairy spectacle - two people walk through the desert, dark Kupčino - in the windows as ghosts with candles flash the inhabitants - and we have in our hands lashes and oats.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13541
 09.01.2009
The universe, like sex, is an exciting prelude, a fun exciting beginning, a tough middle, effort and gathering at the end, a fairy ending, and a bunch of disappointment afterwards.
Caper

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13540
 09.01.2009
<ProG> I offer a new flashmob, agree on the day and observe the GDPR for everyone, and check if there will be fewer traffic jams in Moscow or not)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13539
 09.01.2009
World Biathlon Cup stage, German Oberhof. The squad race in women is the third stage, shooting standing, the local torchide supports the accurate shots of her favorite with a gratifying cry, but one of the shots sends a bullet into milk, a grave silence descends to the stadium and only a quiet, chilled voice from somewhere from the center of the crowd - LOSHARA!!!! to

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13538
 09.01.2009
I haven’t had such a load for a long time...Help!! to
The children of the wolf are wolves.
The children of the sand? Who is???? to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13537
 09.01.2009
I'm looking for salt carbs in Google (session where to go)

You may have meant: carbs.

Of course I was looking for them.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13536
 09.01.2009
JTe : ept! what to get rid of the coaldoons.Schwabro has broken
Reangil : 2They: the cowards are evil!! There is a crowd of five-year-olds and knocks at the door without stopping, with screams "open, fucking"... I will not open such children)))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №13535
 09.01.2009
XXX What are you doing?

I breathe

XXX What?

a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide with minor additives of inert gases

xxx is sick?

YYY is

Why do you breathe for prevention?

YYY, to not die, to not die.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13534
 09.01.2009
Wake up in. shop
I ordered 100 pounds. Why didn’t I play the game of hunger?? to
Notify the server. The person who reads thoughts at a distance via the Internet is temporarily absent today.
When will he be?? to
O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13533
 09.01.2009
Co0Ler: Cooked steak bouillon, wanted to throw the egg there for taste
Co0Ler: Listening to the pot, thinking what a cynicism it is to kill a chicken boy in the broth of his mother.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13532
 09.01.2009
I eat, I drink tea, I watch a TV program for tomorrow - suddenly the interesting flashes...
RENTV, 2:30 "Emmanuel vs. Dracula"
The tea is broken. I want to see who is who in the end. And most importantly – how?! to

We gave the daughter of a friend a doll for a year, which names the part of the body you will touch - the hand, the ear, and so on. The child liked. But one day the girl forgot the doll on the floor, and the daddy in the dark went into the room and walked on her... He says he will never forget the inhuman voice from the darkness from somewhere below: "No!"

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