Pg: Fuck the holidays. I’m going to get into the collar, it’s going to be easier!
VV: Nihua itself a description of Freud!

At the institute, when people ask if you gave up something, they do it with a single thought – to find out how far behind it is from the crowd. Because in the institute as in a fish catch is the chance to survive more if you are closer to the center of the catch.

From Habr:

xxx: Good that I sometimes MD5 from something as a username...
yyy: This uncomfortable moment, when the sperm dump the base and you do not understand where the passwords and where the logins

xxx: and generally, hopes for future change were associated with the end of the world

and Nina:
I’ve been looking at all the documentaries about pedicure. They’re somewhat strange at all – God doesn’t accept me because I’m gay. Because I want to do a point, he doesn’t like me". It’s as if he has anything to do with people.

by Alexandra:
Something we talk about often =)

and Nina:
First I talked about pedics from work, then you about Bonem, and now I found a folder with a documentary about pedics on the flash drive - the question is only - what did I need?!))
Although interesting

by Alexandra:
Something is wrong with us...

and Nina:
I like documentaries.
You have a beautiful smile. ?
and eyes
Do you want to drink something?

by Alexandra:
Fouououou! and Nina!
I want

Sasha grey tea!
She’s a cowboy, she’s a professional!! to
The Bone – Sasha! Turn on the tea! Stop watching porn!! to

Every year I dream of
Swimming next year
Cut to Baptism. and
It will seem to be mine.
In the sense of dreaming

XXX: I finally understood why Gorila glass is so strong – it’s made of sand from Chuck Norris.

Everyone has a brain, but not everyone has free access to it.

Regularly riding a bicycle, of course, you have to try to be polite and peaceful with all road users, and with colleagues then at work. In some ways I even understand why many people don’t like cyclists. Everything happens on the road. Sometimes they get out of the car. Sometimes they show the fact. A dangerously close distance. I scream something offensive. Especially angry every poorly educated village on pickups. I’ve heard stories about bikers throwing beer bottles and Coca-Cola out of the car window. And nothing to do about it.

At the turn, I was overtaken by a blue SUV car, the driver of which did not shy away to press on the car in the immediate vicinity of me and show an inappropriate gesture. In a furious twist of the pedal, I caught the maza on the next light and showed my disgraceful gesture in response. In the next street we turned into one street. We went into a garage. And then for a long time they stood opposite each other in the elevator with some slightly stretched silence.

and----
http://kitya.livejournal.com, a Microsoft employee :)

I took a drug test yesterday and it turned out to be negative.
I and the dealer have something to talk about.

In the morning - turboslim coffee, in the evening - turboslim tea, and at night - turboslim in cakes.

Masterstop: In vain, I stood on the escalator on the fifth branch, said in the mobile "I will make a bomb for the fifth". The old lady ahead obviously did not guess about my fifth lab in physics :c

I just don't know how to give up, because for me, Matan is like Mars, but Mars is beautiful and there are many songs about it, and Matan is shit.

- Did you call Halya when you were a student?
Yes it happened. And you?
And I called
Did you knock in the window?
Oh, and she screamed.
- I shouted "blay, catch my count"?

Beautifully: the nephew of the head of the RJD Yakunin rented cars, and then handed them over to the RJD.

xxx: I just darkened the picture in word
YYY: Processing photos in Word.
YYY: I will tell you tomorrow at work.
YYY: Our designer will have enough of the condrache

xxx: YouTube just issued an ad - Tel Aviv gay resort "the city gay-friendly", what could that mean?
Yyy: Even Google says you spend too much time on image boards, gay Negroes, and jokes about Jews.

I like in clubs: smoked, loud music plays...

XX: Oh, I’m interacting with people.
WOW : Why?
I hate this biomass.