My mom was sitting a fairy tale to my younger sister was reading and I got in my head for excessive humor and creativity:
There lived a man and he had two daughters: a craftsman and...
I am a handicapped
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I was killed by Tamagochi yesterday.
BBB: I have sympathy. I think we can restart it, right?
A: I can’t do mine. He drowned in tea.

What do you give for your birthday?
Showtime: the best gift is a gift made with your own lips ;)

I’m in the bus, there’s a girl next to me. Suddenly her phone rings. Playing the Imperial March from the "Star Wars")
The girl takes the phone and says:"Hello, Dad!"
Here is the modern princess Leia)))

Lithium is Hello. What do you do?
Junkie is greeted. The image is burning)
Lithium: The Antichrist

I am reading a women’s forum. Topic "How to wipe gum on clothes". One post pleased me:
I put it in the stove, it helped.
I could not read further :)

While the people of the United States once again choose between the democratic (people’s in Greek) and republican (people’s in Latin) parties.

The news tape:
Vladimir Putin announced the start of an anti-alcohol company in the Russian Federation

Immediately you can see that the party has man succeeded)))

She is: night, bed, sex, all things. I finished, fell on the next pillow, I start sleeping and through the dream I hear him: "and talk?and "

I looked at the chocolate tiger and still bit her head... horror! There was a pink plastic tiger inside: she was pregnant!!!(( is

bullshit
I will subdue the gods of death, and peace will pass from your hand into mine.
SlowDream
Fucking has always been your strong side.

Not the real man who can fall in love with different women, but the one in whom only one woman is always in love.

The scandal started not even because of the fact that a minute of calling from the home phone to our mobile phone is crazyly expensive, and that the wife called a friend and has been shaking with her for five hours about all kinds of stuff, and that, fucking, TRISTA MINUT (at my salary)!!! The scandal began not because it closed in the hall, but there we had a TV, books, a computer, and I had to learn by the mouth the magazine "Beekeeping" fifteen years ago, somehow rolled in the warehouse, as well as the composition of cheese cheeses, half-bottled sausages, tomato sauce and peelings from the refrigerator, well, and at the same time the dishwasher, Ariel washing powder and a bottle of air refresher. And the scandal began because of the fact that, when I already started to rhyme the rules of storage of frozen seafood with a jam, crawling on the edge of the twist of the jaw, through the door to the hall suddenly heard a voice of my wife: "M-a-a-sh, listen, and we are all on the phone and on the phone, right? Let me go down to you and we’ll talk again, okay?” What is O-O-O-O??? M-A-A-A-A-A-A???! to
The neighbor on the floor below-e-e-yeyeyee???? to

In today’s world order, I hate two things: when fools sing about love, and when politicians demonstratively attend a church.

Pitohui dichrous: This small and pretty cute bird has glands that produce a very strong poison.

*~evilbizon~* ‎(15:09): I walk on my face, I hear two boys bats: - Fuck I looked at the "Avatar" and realized that my life is full of shit. You could look in the mirror to see the same thing.

Title of the article on the website of the online newspaper: "Spanish scientists found harm in cocaine". The British take positions.

(from the Twitter page):
@Rogozin: Even in a hospital, Somali pirates are trying to seize a foreign ship

xxx: You have a vocabulary like a coffee mill.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))

The Battery:
I'm currently choosing the clock, I can't decide between the three options. I most like the second ones, but they have a water protection of 20 meters, and the first and third - 30 meters. Probably the first or third one. Thirty meters smaller than twenty.
by Vizza:
Tell me a friend, when was the last time you were 30 meters deep?
The Battery:
never ever. and what?