Discussion of status:

If you wear a cell phone in your pocket, there will be no children. But if you wear a cactus in the other pocket of the pants, then everything will be fine.

I have to wear the same.
What if I wear a condom in my pocket?
zzz: If in the same pocket with the cactus, then the children will definitely be.

I sold a coworker to Moscow, he asked a couple of kilograms of salt smoked there to throw, they have no such I bought from a neighbor, throw.
Cofr he met on the train, everything was great. And in the transition to him, the menta dogs made a stand, Menta turned him, pulled him into the guard to torture. They opened the coffin and found the salad. Hunted, Released

Be careful when transporting the hall! Around the danger.

From the orientation:
The appearance of the European type, the face is oval, convoluted.
I would like to look at the curved face of O_o

Listen, did we say goodbye when I left you?
YYY: Have you left? 0 0 0

He told Google’s voice search "Siri recognizes speech better than Google". The search line appeared "fuck". I thought long.

The inscription on the wall:
On the camel Lomonosov pierced the elbows. The courtyard snooker who met him remarked echoingly on this occasion: “Science looks from there!”
“Nothing, crash,” replied Lomonosov immediately, “dumbness is looking there!”

The troll is the beginning.

Commentary on the interview with Metropolitan of Novosibirsk and Berdsk Tychon.
Lord Tikhon, pray to God for us!
Who prevents you from praying for yourself? Stand on your knees and ask for what you need, not forgetting to thank for what you have.
zzz: The ruler has a higher skill and a chance on Crete.

SASHKER: Someone broke into our server
It looks like NATO.
13th: on that

In the morning before the psychiatric exam, I was pleased with the inscription on the wall of the hospital:>I was here. Lena< and below added >Well and fool!<

Mussolini was wonderful.
Didyseven: and green tea with roses is just magical
Didyssen: I'll go to the pub to make sure I'm still a man

<Phoenix> American experts have established that a normal adult American televisor is unable to perceive and track the sequential deployment of any topic for more than three minutes; then he loses the thread of conversation and becomes distracted."
<Archon> and read thoughts longer than 140 characters :)

by 111:
Yesterday rubbed as in the series a guy thought that his washing machine will call on the mobile when he finishes washing, and today I read about the new cars from Samsung presented at CES 2012

by 111:
You will not believe...

I went out of work to smoke today. Wearing a jacket. Ten minutes later, on the way home, I thought I had forgotten my bag at work. The fucking!! Working!! to
The manager and the customers were surprised.

I go to the subway for an interview, to be arranged as a accountant for work, just finished the institute, the mood after a quarrel with the girl is disgusting. One woman, forty years old, thought that I was too disturbing her, not letting her pass. Instead of polently asking me to move, I began to scream loudly on the whole wagon, which I am a goat, like a young man, completely overwhelmed and almost matte. I did not argue, listened to everything, and polently sent this foolish woman on the pit, and left the wagon to get on another train, because it would be impossible to go with her. I arrived safely at the office, talked to the chief recruitment officer, and she led me to communicate with the chief accountant. He takes me to the office, and there this aunt, out of the car... Naturally, I was not taken to work=(

Zeus was forced to fulfill the request by appearing in the flame of lightning, and Semela was instantly embraced by fire. Zeus had the time to tear her out of the womb a premature fetus, squeezed in his hip and successfully carried it. Thus, Dionysus was born by Zeus from a hip. When Zeus was suffering from childbirth, Poseidon served him with tuna.
c) The Wikipedia

About Navigators

It shows a short straight to the goal. Through all the houses so, very directly.
Do you think you are on a helicopter? and :)
Roman: The kind of thing. Or that I am silent =))

Have you read the letter? What shall we do?
Reassure and reassure the employer.
Remove the employer, as I did not know.

xxx: I want to download videos from YouTube, but it’s painful to pay. The price is 360 rubles.
This is permission!
ZZZ: What is permission needed?

xxx: Write this to 10 photos, 3 times say the phone and go to the kitchen, drink 1 glass of water, come to the room and you will have a smartphone on the floor.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! You have to come up with that kind of thing!! I went twice the fucker!! Where is the smartphone???! to

Johnny 1: Yes and Yes. Imagine what sex was, that even the scarf was scratched))
japonistka:: if the luster remained whole, it was not sex, but a miserable pettering!