Talk to my brother:
I: Well how could the Hobbit be divided into three parts?! to
Brother: Well how... "The Hobbit There", "The Hobbit There" and "The Hobbit Back".

Vermishel
Could I give him a cookbook? There are instructions, in the sense of recipes. It is only necessary to attribute that before adding eggs to the dish, they must be broken.

Yara
You know, Ivan will not understand what it is to grind, what it means to cook until it is ready, what it is necessary to pour oil on a bowl, what it is necessary to take a dry spoon for salt, what it is on the tip of the knife, he will also not understand.

Vermishel
We will write a pencil! Buy a children’s kitchen. There are even reminders that the water should be closed after washing the vegetables. Though... there gas to light up only adults said...

Discussion of molecular synthesis.

X: Probably, there will be a microwave-like device where you can create food by synthesizing molecules from all kinds of garbage.
Q: Well, it will still cost money, for example, to upload a new recipe, it will have to buy... or download...
X: Oh, and Apple will sue Samsung for creating an apple cake recipe!

Aaa> I don’t understand that you’ve gotten to Depardieu... Imho is okay. You want to eat frogs and sleep with pydors - Paris is what it is, and you want rabbits with mushrooms and chase a drunk on a motorcycle - a village in the Saran province out of competition.

When I quit sex, drugs and alcohol, I finally got money for rope and soap.

The Chinese are winning the robot. They are not tired)

WOW: They are tired of course, just less than people.

Zzz: “Less than people” bravo! and :)

and Elena:
You just woke up!! You are strong!

by Mikhail:
Am I strong? Hmm...

Strong is Greek. 1) Educator and fat-free companion of Wakha, constantly drunk, a lover of singing and dancing

to the point.

My grandfather has died, how are we now without him??? The end of the world is expected. Another Genoa is an orphan.

Man 7 kilometers running on the scales in truffles
Who should go to biathlon and the Olympics?
He doesn’t need any skies.
Yes, you can save on skiing. In the sports costume.
I think bikini instead of costume will increase the number of medals in biathlon.
HGH: Especially for men

We go in the car. A friend suddenly asks:
"And how many men should a girl have maximum so that she is not considered a joke?".
From the unexpected question, I give the first thing that comes to mind:
"42"
And I think... I hope this is not the question, and it is the main question of life, the universe and all that, which was meant by Adams Douglas.

I sit, I program, I don’t touch anyone.
Las: Coming SMS from the beekeeper - say, on your account 94 rubles credited
Las: I have a happiness attack – minus 30 was, and then a good man was found
Las: After half an hour I sent a text message, already from an unknown number - "This is for cool sex ))))"
Las: And considering that I didn’t have sex anymore...
Someone remembered this sex for a long time:
Tagged with: fuck_yeah

A normal man, in my opinion, must know how to cook.
It is forgiving for a woman not to be able to, but to be twice as scary and with smaller breasts.
Yyy: What if the breasts are not less, but the willingness to know is worse?
xxx: Thank you, I was almost fucking trying to understand the meaning of the question!

Don’t argue with me, the last word is for me.
I’m not saying I’m smarter, I just do it.

From Habr.
Comments on the "private monitor"
(monitor on which the image is visible only through the special coating on the glasses)

xxx: still would be wireless headphones and the problem of porn at work solved =)
Do you know what will betray you?

Another masterpiece from the employer from the Hechanter from the requirements to the candidate:
Please apply birth data (day, month and year, if possible - time, as well as place of birth, we use the services of an astrologer to calculate a positive climate in the team).

Distribution on torrent, discussion of distribution:

xxx: asks what to do

Yyy: Do some nonsense - it should help

YYY: It did not help!

A comment to the picture in VK that the cut finger will hurt less if you look at it through the binoculars in turn:
Will this method be applied to tax receipts?

I had a password on my office laptop "seventy-five millimeters". I blindly taped it every time, literally in three seconds. The boss once needed a laptop while I was on vacation. He then said to me, “You’re a psychic paranoid, three people couldn’t correctly enter it.”

Comments to the news "In Britain and Ireland in hamburgers found horse meat":

Pfff, if the European looked at the hamburger, and from the hamburger something looked at it, then another thing could be first upset then eat, and so as Logovaz said an Estonian from the "Lord of the Rings" in the alternative translation of the goblin "we have such a very delicious sausage twisted."

XXX: And I think it will be when we go looking for girls.
yyy: earthquake) will be the earth under our feet separated and from there will jump pink elephants with wings on which we will fly and shout out of enthusiasm)))))
What will sex be immediately?! to
YYY: Do you think so? ?