Lenin's dream of the chefs who ruled the state greatly aroused the prostitutes and scammers.

In 2001 I bought my first apartment. In a two-storey house with two entrances. In each entrance four apartments, two on the ground floor. I bought on the second, on the first one apartment was empty, and in the other lived a strange family - two women and three children. One of the women was very nice, named Tatiana, always polite greeting me and stopped talking - how the repair and so on. The other was a foolish hysteric, constantly wept on the children with a good mat, turning into a whisper of envy of the circular pile. Something broke down and they fought.
I could not understand how such different women get along with each other. I was very sorry for Tatiana. It took me about six months to find out that there was no second woman.)

Here I like our political talk shows: gather a few Jews from different countries, diluted by a couple of Armenians, and let us worry about the fate of the Russian people.

XXX: The result is good, but I’m not sure it’s right.

My father is better than my mother. My uncle is cooking so he is invited to open a restaurant. Brother is constantly mastering some excellence and soon will stop entering the door not only in height, but also in width. The husband does not prepare such a large range of dishes, but those he knows - perfectly, he also bakes candy on holidays, so that when I am on a business trip, the wolves are whole, and the children are full... And these men at work, like everyone, "strictly strangled ballayks and burned with a cross", rather than baking cakes. So whoever really wants is looking for a way, and whoever does not want is looking for a reason. Enough of nuts.

A thoughtful conversation by the programmers in the afternoon:

- Hmm, listen, and in DELETE there is ORDER BY.
The pause... no. Everyone is equal before death.

I have to go and goʙI have to go and go. By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way. I’ve got to say that I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say I’ve got to say you. Myz ʙazʙal ccopy. Ppibʙshee doctopa ctpanno glazieli na mna. I heard this: “This ppoctitytky na penтгen, ppozpenie na apπendicite.”

Against the backdrop of the applause about poor pensions, I can say: I have not seen such a number of retirees at any time of the day in the pool, even in public transport at the peak hour. From their reasoning, which swimming pool in the city is better, where the sauna is warmer and the buffet is more varied, I felt like a bowl with two jobs, which in some centuries scratched on a pool subscription.

ΜOi whoever wanted to punish, whoever loved me, and whoever suffered me ʙ kpoʙat liveʙyuu snake. Counted by KOT. I have appreciated.

The security guard asks to change the page from a portrait to an album in the document.
I came and changed. Asks where to press, I show - "Page tagging - Orientation".
He says he saw it, but was afraid to press something that could change the orientation))))

Communication with the employer:
Q: When should it be ready?
We are not burning. At least tomorrow, at least now.

The famous French actress and singer Catherine Denev and another 99 French women supported the right of the strong half of mankind to adhere to women against the background of the harassment scandal in the cultural industry.

She reminded me of an old joke:
A maniac runs into the bus: I will rape everyone!
Do not touch the elderly.
Grandma: I said everyone, I mean everyone!

We all mock each other (and about the colourful grandmother's shirts as well), only if others are brave enough to either answer something, or laugh at themselves with everyone, then this comrade perceives any harmless joke as an insult.

Do you all lack the mind just to stop slandering someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor? Well seriously, you are on the same wave, you have fun, and the comrade is offended. Well, hustle and joke on in your company, and communicate with him neutrally, is it so difficult?

Prepared meals: 1000+ times
Drawed by: 0

Oh shit though! I should have done at least one, but I did.

You’ll make a joke, they’ll ask you: Where’s the lopata?

Here is she!

The Short Speech

The "hole coffin" is a hat with a mosquito grid of the color of the ohra, and not a wonderful ten out of ten protons at all.

Moreover, the stock is "healthy", and the whole effect disappears immediately. With respect, the grammar center.

Den Stranger: There is such an anime, "Satan in the work". There, the highest demon expelled to Earth and deprived of the power to regain his position begins to work at McDonald's.
Den Stranger: Naturally, for the development of the network and the fight against competitors (such as KFC) he uses all the methods and knowledge available to him there.
Stranger: So what am I? Looking at the KFC advertisement, where old, crazy, brain-eating, pop songs began to be used, I slowly come to the following opinion.
Den Stranger: The competitors have moved him to themselves.

Vulnerability of Processors:

XXX: Yummy
I get lost between panic and hitting the problem as too boring lately.

YYY: If you are not an accountant of a megacorporation, and your computer is not a server machine, then you can relax.

zzz: You’ve already stolen a soft sign, I’d be worried.

The news:
Nissan has developed a Brain-to-Vehicle system that reads the driver's "brain waves", anticipating his manoeuvres and speeding up the car's response time to them.

The commentary:
set up such a system. I saw a beautiful girl on the sidewalk and the cape stood up.

Inni suited a wonderful neologism "blyatiful".
On board the sudden 32? Blyatiful!
Broke a bus that runs every half an hour, and around it is not summer? Blyatiful!
The neighbor decided to perform solo on a perforator in the morning of the weekend? Blyatiful!
Have your favourite series ever melted into a dull smell? Blyatiful!
In the local hypermarket works one box of a couple of dozens? Blyatiful!
Examples, I do not believe. A good neologism. I will use.

If the Eternal Fire has shaken on the Red Square, it means that the gas has been pumped into the tanks of another company of fireworks, which contain Lenin in the labyrinths under the mausoleum.