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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1341
 29.01.2008
The guy knocked on an aska girl, he wrote in his info"RAP ROULETTE!!and "
He is: Hi
We are not on the road, I listen to rock.
Fuck if you listen to rock.
She went to the fox.
Fuck the Fuck.
She: You are trichlorideepisodialepommyblowjobblowjob
Is the recitation clear? What is unknown
She : A?
Why are you silent, the Samaritan guerrilla?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1340
 29.01.2008
Editing files in the text editor:

There may be another difficulty here - if you edited the file and then changed your mind to change it, then when trying to get out of the editor, it will tell you that, for example, the file is not saved, and will refuse to let you go. In order to insist on your own, you can put a crying sign after the command, then the editor will understand that you are serious and will not argue with you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1339
 29.01.2008
Listen, why when I lay my girlfriend between her legs on jeans, she likes it, and when she puts her hand in a cowardly shirt, she cleans it?
YYY: Where does this process take place?
In the street, next to the house.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1338
 29.01.2008
Dimas
Do you want to go to Quake?
GooDok
I am in theatre.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1337
 29.01.2008
1st
US astronauts reject accusations of drunkenness
2 is
and)))
2 is
I think in the heaters they carry raw materials and chase already at the station ;)
I would do so.
1st
HY-HY
I’t let you fly.
2) is
I would have drunk from the mechanics on board and they would have made me a snail inside the rocket! ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1336
 29.01.2008
Remember: If a girl says to you "then", this means—

"I’m going to go!and "

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1335
 29.01.2008
ANGEL ‎(11:21):
Three years ago I had a romance.
Tagged with ‎(11:21):
His name was Roma and he was a psychic.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1334
 29.01.2008
Dear subordinates! If you do not finish missing in the working hours at the tower, then you will have to disappear from the list of employees of our company!!!! to

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1333
 29.01.2008
I have a cat and it has been ripped out in autumn. She has such a habit of pressing from the fork in the kitchen to the balcony.
I come home at about twelve o’clock at night and the cats are not at home. I went to the street to examine the area of her approximate fall from the fifth floor. There were no lights in the courtyard, I lighted my cell. I found a cat's tube, dug a hole, buried it. And in the morning Risa comes home, all in the ground and leaves.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1332
 29.01.2008
Artwork hair
Did you see the mountains have eyes?

and ModeRa
I do not look like that. I had to one day.) In the universe made a new dining room, several rooms, hue-mao, service cool. and home cinema. So when everyone ate lunch, I didn’t know who was joking and putting this movie. You know, it is rugged and unpleasant when a man is cut his fingers with a saw and someone from the hall screams: "Sosiski!and "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1331
 29.01.2008
<_crt> Hi, would you like to drink a beer in the company of two young people?
<volley> mmm. very attractive
...
...
<volley> No, I am a dirty girl
<_crt> Reason for O_O
<volley> because I’ve been a boy for 25 years
<_crt> omg o_O
<_crt> you couldn’t tell me about it half an hour ago! Experienced
<volley> eye, and what about beer?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1330
 29.01.2008
Clubnitchka
Cat, did you call me?
Dmitry
Yes to! Where did you find the internet?? to
Clubnitchka
In the sense? at home
Dmitry
Is he working???? to
Clubnitchka
In the hands of a gentle woman, everything works.
Dmitry
I couldn’t get in for two days.
Clubnitchka
And I think that we have sex everyday started? The internet just doesn’t work...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1329
 29.01.2008
Karp: B is me! In space is flying a satellite, which sends signals to the cable provider, which stretched to my home fiber optic, which is plugged into a rather complex device, in which the beam draws moving images on the layer of the fluorescence, and this is all for me to wake up in the morning, press the button "Incl.", and look at the corner of the screen air temperature outside the window :))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1328
 29.01.2008
She is:
And secondly - it is difficult to start me once again - but if I started, it is difficult to stop.)

He is:
Association with the tractor of Belarus

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1327
 28.01.2008
The New Year Formula:
I am not going with you.
...
I do not drink.
...
I do not eat sex.
Dr. Zoldberg

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1326
 28.01.2008
VS> There is a company SVEN. Many of its products are made in Zeleka. Especially the subwoofer. I am very pleased. One disadvantage that I noticed is that in the Bach organ fuge the "re minor" notation of the Fa subcontracts slightly "flaps".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1325
 28.01.2008
The color of your eyes?

Yyy: blue, and when I cuddle the green...

When do you really want it? The red?:D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1324
 28.01.2008
Sophia :D/-<
“Let the longing of the gods pass by us: their love is terrible and dangerous.”

I read it three times before I understood it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1323
 28.01.2008
Yesterday, a professor reading a lecture on infectious diseases, issued:
And blondes are generally a way of delivering biological weapons!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1322
 28.01.2008
On the vacancies website:

"Successful employees are provided with health insurance"

Failed people are thrown off the rock. O_O

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