<Diss> I send from the site, for free, myself sms, with all kinds of gentle nonsense.
<Diss> Red, I smile, I read. Until now I do not respond.
<Diss> The main thing is to have time before the sanitarians come.

Yesterday my dad brought the cat. And red again. I have a third red cat. How to call it, please tell me.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))

I have stomach pain all day.
Sakura: What did you eat?
I didn’t eat anything :(
I am a fool (I am a fool!) I hadn’t eaten anything for two days.
Bob: Going to eat what came

As if my wife was leaving, and I, eating up with my friends, on the way home fell my elbow on the beaten glass. Pull home, let the bandage look for, not found, and the bloodshed chopsticks, the buyer...
I had to stop the blood of the wedded pads, wrapping them to the wound with a scotch.
In the morning, the wife, coming home, finds everything in the blood, the pads roll around, the husband sleeps drunk... said:
Do you have a menstrual period and are they menstrual?
Until I saw the hand, then laughed, and got the bandage, and I did not find it.

People on many forums when registering is issued an error - "Login and password match", I suggest on such sites to make the password ytrewq. The plushes.

xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
XX: Do you know my Aigula? So, with her face-to-face sex is not easy! HDD
yyy : )?
xxx: forever she has a serious rough does, and fucking the most terrible - forever in my eyes looking without breaking, me immediately rotting pulls and the erection disappears))))0
yyy: o_omg :D
xxx: So this is the same situation, I looked at me, I felt that it was sluggish, and then it will be "concentrate on me!!and "
XXX: I was scared at first! Then on the wild rust broke, from the couch yobnuts, the wheezing began)))))))
She got offended, dressed up and left :)

.4LPINE: The student's notepad differs from the student's notepad at least by the fact that the student's name is written on the notepad, not the teacher's.

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I open a bottle of beer and it’s full!! There is no real under the throat, but there are no miracles.

Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.

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YYYY: well
HH: I understand why. It was not the ring of Calmar. I have eaten Gandalf))

Family life is when you try to drink a girl not to drag her to bed, but to play the computer.

My sister told me now.
A man was walking in the street with a mastiff. He says to "Sit" The mastiff sat.
This is "Lying" Mastiff is sitting. Man: "Let me lie down, I said". Mastiff is sitting.
A man bowing to the dog: "What in the eye?"
Mastiff is lying.

In the chemical and technological university is the protection of diploma projects. And before the third speaker comes to the receiving projects the scientific director of the work, and says: "And now I would ask you to be more tolerant. A girl is protected. The second pregnancy. and complicated. Please understand her position".

There comes a girl with such a bad butt. He hangs drafts and others, opens the report and begins it with the words: "The country is catastrophically lacking in rubber...".

ShiNiGaMi ‎(18:21):
The fucking! I hate this physics!! to
Evil ‎(18:21):
Why did you go to Phnom Penh?
ShiNiGaMi ‎(18:22):
I hate the other things even more!!! to
Evil ‎(18:22):
O_O

xxx: girlfriend interrupts the phone conversation:"Now, wait... (pass a little bit of time): This is a bastard! I sold the alphabet for 4 soldos. I’m looking at Buratino here!"
I’m already through tears: Sunshine, sunshine, did you expect this time to work out?It is :)

It is hard to stop in time when you forgetfully and gambling

The sofa.

by Yuri Tatarkin

in the days. Another exciting journey through infinite spaces

The Internet. I went to a website with an offer to test IQ. I have long dreamed.

A simple test - triangles, squares, booklets, half an hour of breathing.

At the end:

If you want to know the result, send it to the number...

by Jamu.

You are registered, send SMS again.

Fuck, I am sending you.

- Thank you, your IQ 56, you want a certificate - send another SMS.

In my view, 56 is something like a loophole....??? should be

Check the balance...

Check to 500r. The curtain.

“Daddy, when you lost the most money – during the 1998 crisis,

During the 2008 crisis?

- In 2006, son, during the divorce with your mother!!! to

At the time, I didn’t understand why this was called divorce.

by Dankin.

Yyyy: You have some royal stuff =)
Who said this? punishment!! to

Lilith: I know what cellulite is! When a person tries to think with his ass for a long time - there are twists on it!

The girl has disappeared...who will see, let her go!