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CTPEKOZA: I got a quarrel with the pipe (((
HH: What is it?
CTPEKOZA: I have always been in a separate group "Nymph".
CTPEKOZA: I thought it was so romantic.
CTPEKOZA: but after yesterday he first renamed the group to "imago"
CTPEKOZA: When I understood...
CTPEKOZA: and he still laughs, the fool is like that
I am an individual.
Only I am such a fool.
The case takes place in Siberia, the temperature outside the window ~-20. I warm up the car in the morning, a 25-year-old guy comes out of the entrance in t-shirts, wool socks, a long coat, a shirt and a hat. He holds a glass in his hand, presumably with cognac. He gets a cigar from his pocket, smokes it with fireplaces, does not rush to smoke and pulls the liquid from the glass. At the same time, he reflectively looks at the sky, rare passers, and, judging by the face, solves in his mind a task of at least a universal scale. After 5-7 minutes of persistent reflection, his face is illuminated, and our protagonist blows the cigar on the paddle of the tapk and, with a marked click, sends it to the urn. Then, several times in a row, he clicks his fingers and, dancing, goes back to the entrance.
Today the end of the world is postponed - say thank you to the harsh Siberian alpha.
Metal is said to stimulate the brain. And the rap?
Rap is opposite.
and ah. Beating under the tail is like reading on a quiet night of a baby.
and exactly. I tried somehow – nothing worked.
A second pause. and roast :D
The first comment under the video in which the guy plays, tapping on the phone number, the melody of Mortal Kombat:
He calls Chuck Norris.
<gmb> I still strangled the needle!
<chh> good job! have you tried for a long time? ))
<gmb> well minutes 5, probably =)
<chh> you’re going to eat! ))))
<gmb> what is it?
<gmb> fucking dumb, I sharpened the needle and didn’t eat the snow houses!!! to
With VIO:
Q: Where can I find the script for the production of "Romeo and Juliet" in Russian? Thanks in advance)
A: Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet" is available in any library or bookstore
and divorced. I live alone. And although I sometimes miss my wife, I am so happy to live in a beautiful world of logic, without lunar cycles, and in a world where I can’t do anything.
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Apple has obtained a patent for a SIM card connector.
The patent also describes the appearance of the connector for SIM-cards.
The document states that it has a plastic body, spring contact, lever attached to the spring contact, electrical contacts and holding clamps.
I am a puppy!!! to
Biathlon, Governorate has just:
Look at what light Shipulin made! There is no smell of fake here. A beautiful expression.
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During the reconstruction of the building of the Supreme Court of the Russian Federation over the entrance to the complex on the side of the Great Rzhevsky street was installed the sculpture of Femida, the work of the sculptor Alexander Tsigal, on whose face there is no bandage - a symbol of impartiality, which has caused numerous critical publications in the press.
A five-year-old brother has been wearing for a day and wants a tablet (and the tablet has a matrix), which I jokingly said to him: "Give me 3,500 rubles, and he will have you." The child started drawing papers and running with them, for, say, money. On what I wrote on the method of the Matan "Planchet", drawn a couple of icons and clocks, and turned him).
I’m talking to you like an alcoholic.
The former one?
No shit, the future!
TV and news:
" of Vladivostok 100 million rubles were stolen during the construction of the bridge to the island of Russky.
The main suspect is the security guard"
Sasha the Bearded? xD
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from the discussion.
In 2009, a mobile military-field temple for the Russian army was created on the basis of the Kamaz car:
xxx: +10 protection against demons. Your soldiers are causing maximum damage. Your soldiers move twice as fast.
Military field crematorium is lacking.
zzz: and portable terminal for donations..
XX: By the way, are you selenium in chemistry?
XY: No, I am a magnesium.
A friend works as a supplier in a car service. Loaded with him spare parts at the point, and he says, “Well, did we go to the garage to Luigi for a bonus and a new mission?”
Dmytro: You are the only island of mind in the ocean of madness.
[21:55:18] Μελέτη: (rofl)
[21:55:23] Μελέτη: It makes me hot.
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The metro stops between the stations and the lights are turned off for a long time. The wagon is silent. Finally the light and someone’s voice light up: "Miskuzzi!"
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by Peter. Trolley bus in Nevsk. St. Petersburg woman of an indefinite age of 75-125 years (the language does not turn to call her old lady) is about to go out. In front of the door is an Afro-Peterburger or some other African, preventing a lady from entering the door. The low, slightly sluggish contralto, apparently accustomed to communicating with the Great Princes at the balls in the Winter, was heard by the whole trolleybus:
and EFIOP! Are you going out?
Jack by HDP