From the raft:
XHH: Anyone, the world football championship will be taken away. In other words, a boycott will be announced. We will play four: with Kazakhstan, Belarus and Turkey.
Finally a chance to win a medal!
Zzzz: No, we will take the fourth place.

XXX: The Payment
XXX is working
YYY: a direct pofixil pofixil?
XXX: You have fixed the fixed
xxx: even the cushion cleaned up for no need))

#odmin #cotte #shredder

And there are people for whom pragmatism is above ordnance. And what to blame the already heavenly manna of the food-eating collective farmers, they simply made the ground at the intersections of the last 50 meters asphalt. Dirt from the wheels is rubbed out on this section and does not get on the highway.

And there are people who know nothing about the subject, telling about it with confidence. Wet, sticky dirt (fat clay, heavy clay, etc.) does not shake until it dries and falls away.
And I will tell you as a collective farmer: in the spring if you accidentally entered the bed, the dirt can only be cleaned by sharply scratching it with various objects, and then washing the shoes under running water with a brush. Running on the road with shoes does not give exactly any result.
Have you seen the protector on trucks or tractors? Probably not.

I can say one thing, my psychoanalyst mostly listens to me, but sometimes asks.
> guiding questions to answer which I sometimes rush into complete stupor and start
> wondering why I never thought about it myself.

By the way, yes. I was not in psychoanalysts, but an experienced psychotherapist knows how to ask such questions, checked. It does not hit the eyebrows, but the eye, as they say.

Not forgotten golf

If only an air cavity is made, they will not weigh too much and will stand forward in all circumstances.

Helium, helium must be filled - even the posture will improve!

How not to fall asleep on a very boring couple?
XXX is play? The book?
YYY: I went to adult music school, and there was such a subject as music literature. On this subject we were told about all kinds of classical guys and put their monsoon. I loved this subject, I was interested, but here’s the trouble – every time, whatever I did, I fell asleep about 10 minutes after starting this lesson.
I drank gallons of coffee, peddled myself in different places, tried to make some mechanical movements in different parts of the body, sat in uncomfortable poses, pressed my eyebrows with my fingers so they didn’t close, always sat on the first party in front of the teacher, so I was ashamed, asked my comrades to peddle me every five minutes, breathed deeply, held my breath, picked up water in my mouth, pre-slept for several days in a row than ever before, asked to air more frequently...
Ten minutes and I was like a baby.
Answer to your question, Katya:
and nick.

by Travaudoma

Pranoids may exist, but not for long.* is

Plants are both multiannual and one-year.

Spam has arrived at the mail. Title: Is It All for Joy? Come here!

It was a casino advertisement.

XHH: It is exactly. I will go. Probably the remaining 300 rubles prevent me from rejoicing.

Neradence: Briefly about Nera and her female bag (a tactical backpack of forty liters): upon request to find something sharp to cut off a piece of spaghetti, Nera silently gets a tail out of the backpack. Because Odin’s true daughter can’t go to work without a tail.
And I was thinking from the morning of what the backpack so heavy suddenly...

The evil administrator sits on a color printer to print on measure. Without him nothing.
And since not everything runs in the distance, it is often absent.
The girl suits. It is thinking.
Is there a printer here? not there.
What should you do to make it quickly and steadily in place?
The programmer sitting next to him shakes his head:
Reset on the server.
As usually happens, the administrator immediately materialized, and the phrase was heard, the man only miraculously did not grieve.

From the talks of colleagues:
I only watch 2x2 TV.
YYY: And what are they showing? and four?
My human brain did not immediately understand the joke.

You know, in my childhood and adolescence representation, girls always seemed very graceful and elegant. After all, it is the girls most often engaged in dancing, gymnastics and other yoga. In the future, when life brought me closer to the girls, I realized that dances, gymnastics and other yoga are shown to the girls, so that they just find at least a minimum of grace and elegance. And they stopped shaking taburets, robbing books from the cabinets and pouring boiling water on the shells.

The dragon is a dragon, but the whore is hunted from the inside.

X: Who are the first ones?
YYY: These are people who are accountants.

At the concert, the pianist and the pianist inspired to play in four hands some extravagant thing of a little-known Polish composer. With each page the melody becomes faster and more difficult, musicians with increasingly tense faces play, nervously turning the pages and almost dropping the score on the floor. Finally, a tumultuous final, applause, tribute... And then the pianist takes a pack of notes, blows, furiously whispers... and roughly twists half up with her legs. A duet with happy faces sits down to play on.

In the coat I was signed as Don Stefano. There is only one name in the box: Don. So the taxi driver says to me: I have a boat named Don! I received your order, could not pass by!

here here :

And if you throw it in raw, it is unclear how much to cook.

Maybe I’ll open up space. Put the eggs in cold water. When the water boils, count to 50. and dimensional. One-and-two and three And after "ten-and" again comes "time". Eggs are obtained smoothly regardless of the volume of the pot and other lobes. And so as not to crack, at the first bubbles to boil a teaspoon of salt on the pot.

Probably, it is necessary in response to you to open up the cosmos - in general, for a very long time there are clocks with a second arrow, and now on almost any even the simplest phone there are timer or second meter, and if it is not a special magical ritual, without which nothing will work, it is not necessary to count out loud.

They put on clothes, they put on hope, and they put ignorance on their foreheads with textbooks.
@Tablet

#native_CK_Uymichk

Who would marry this Mizulina?

It is time to introduce criminal liability for some articles - "N years of marriage to Mizulina"
Although not, years are tough... From 15 days to a year.

Article "Communists of Vorkuta offered residents of the house to heat the frozen counters with a fan"
The comments:

smprofi
We cannot turn on the light.
I asked the fan to dry.
The transcendental equation is something: is the fan not electric?

W3Ukraine
There are phenazepams. Maybe he meant it?

Anonymous
Is it drying?

Anonymous
No, it just gets crazy.