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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №781
 07.01.2008
From the forum:
From the supernatural I probably saw only the UFO on the bottom of the city, I don't know why no one has seen it except me and 2 other people.
Moderators: What is the day? =)))"push out" (c) =))
1: But here are the modes to flute not to the face
2 (moderator): and I am not fluid, it is you returned and flooded in all topics, including ancient and abandoned =), I honestly want to know what the bottom of the city =)))
3: quit smoking this shit, harmful to the brain ;-) CITY DAY))))
2 (moderators) and the following!! + and +

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №780
 06.01.2008
I am studying in the 4th course of NGPI, session in the midst! Going to school is not hunting. And I do the right thing, and hule, when the dean is my father!! to

Anyone who hates such talents - raise this quote to the top of the abyss, let him know how many of us!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №779
 06.01.2008
The Russians and Disney are an apocalypse...Reviewed by Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he noticed in the last scene, when Vorobei "communicates" with the fools in the background stands a ship with a two-headed eagle in the whole feed...Hule, the sixteenth century, the Russians looked to Jamaica to change the bear and vodka for grass, not otherwise...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №778
 06.01.2008
The old pirate:
I am confused, confused spiritually.
And the words of love could not hold me back.
and Gerbera:
And the heart is wrapped in the unshakable,
The most divine feeling to tell.
The old pirate:
I’m married to another girl.
I have nothing more to say
and Gerbera:
The deceiver! I am no longer friends with you!
You will be ignored right away, your mother!
The old pirate:
Yes, I loved, love may be,
My soul is not entirely...
and Gerbera:
I no longer worry about your messages.
We have no more things in common with you.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №777
 06.01.2008
Little of the fact that I have the tea cooled, while I wiped out the paint from the printer, which I thought to squeeze from the syringe from the floor to the ceiling... Going into the kitchen, all in disordered feelings, blatantly, also thought "O... Daddy turns the light bulb in..." - and clumsy on the rubber, that he would be lighter...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №776
 06.01.2008
always liked when entering the chat to watch girls 35-40 years old with nicknames Manjuneck@, Malyshka, Det0chka, and girls 13-15 years old with nicknames Sex-MaChInE, Vagina, etc.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №775
 06.01.2008
ProxxTM: You want to meet me...does ohuenno
El: When I read the last line, I didn’t immediately realize you were talking about the dentist.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №774
 06.01.2008
From Forum

The xxx:
I love you, I love you most in the world.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №773
 06.01.2008
<xxx> I am going to have a big night!
<yyy> O_o you found a girl???? to
<xxx> no, I have a wool blanket, so when you drag a cat on it, you get such spots! In the dark, your PC is cool!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №772
 06.01.2008
Alucard: I’m still in the cheek because Denis Pedik...
SDG: Yes, and I too...
ALCARD: What are you too??? O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №771
 05.01.2008
It is important!!Let’s, this will be the last letter we’ll send to all our contacts! Let’s stop the spam chain, even if it says that "mother will die", "there will be no love","there will be no happiness!!! This is all nonsense and apologies for spam no longer helps!!! Spam transmission is stopped!!!(Send it to all contacts on the list)
Damn, spam against spam!

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No need to send anything! I suggest those who send you fucking ignore for 15 days and that’s all! No, just put it on the main page of basha so that everyone knows - so we'll add everyone who's tired of this nonsense!

p.s Oh, and I’m going to go back! Please help the quote!! Really got all the spam!! to

With respect, Yekaterinburg

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №770
 05.01.2008
He is: Hello Boy
She: not me
He was offended?
She: not me
He: So the bot turned on, right?
She: not me
He: Okay, I know you are behind the compound.
She: not me
He: Okay, you don't want to talk, then I'll go fuck Katy
She: No, I am!!!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №769
 05.01.2008
Malkov: After five days of observation, NG only remembered three phrases:
Let us horrify!
What number today?
Smell it, he is dead.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №768
 05.01.2008
Gektor: I don’t understand this monstrous music, the claw in the navel, the house, etc. For me, EMU is a strauss, and GOTTI is a tribe that destroyed Rome... and the youth is now a cape.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №767
 05.01.2008
In the cups of coffee,
They will not be clean.
Looking into the monitor,
We know the truth.

Rises up, one for all,
He sees the fire,
He is everywhere, He is everywhere.
In the red dawn.

He begs us with tears.
Speaking of your IP,
To make fun of us,
But we are, we are, we are the Ayatollahs!

We will go to war with him.
In the alliance we are with the blondes.
We will find the plants with grass,
They armed with forks.

We see an army of cats.
One, two, three, no, seven...
I see the tails,
Crossing from the shredder.

“Made in China” on mice.
Everything is done in Tetris.
And in my passports.
They only see logos.

We went through Oslo.
In a useful way,
We did not want evil.
But here we encountered the abyss...

We are weeping for us,
and the crying ones,
And we read in the tombs,
Stay in the CPC.
by GiG

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №766
 05.01.2008
XXX is
Why is it so pessimistic?

YYYY
So it happened... =)

XXX is
Do not hang your nose.

YYYY
I pull my nose out of the loop, okay.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №765
 05.01.2008
World of Warcraft

111: Buying a lot of food
222 Why You?
111: For a bunch of cockings
111 is fucking. for the cooking )))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №764
 05.01.2008
I am shirt, shirt, shirt
I am no longer a bear.
What a nice hat.
Heat the body!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №763
 05.01.2008
<mazt3r> Bari: Do you know why he was put there?
<Bari> mazt3r I guess...
<Bari> mazt3r tablets are not the ones chosen
<mazt3r> Bari: when the mint came to him with a search, he stupidly sneered, drank a bowl of condensate with a salmon and hid behind the stepler

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №762
 05.01.2008
Cveta: If you break my heart, I’ll break you fuck

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