I am amazed by Windows. You enter the panel "Start-all entertainment programs" and find a noise regulator there. Have fun.
Mesk: I imagined a man with a smile to his ears, turning a pen at the music center.

I almost put the flash in the sidebar.
I opened it, put the flash... and I think... what shit?! to

XX: Technically speaking, I’t want to be bitten by worms after I die, it’s better to actually let them burn. And a synthetic diamond will grow out of the ashes, maybe the descendants will need to upgrade the computer or sell it in a difficult moment =)
yyy: a that topic)) genealogy collar)))

An interesting fact:
If you knock on the dean's table, then passing the exams is no longer necessary.

My husband and I decided to buy a monopoly. The game is like chips, cubes and cards, who doesn’t know. We came to the children's store, there is a great choice, and the seller offers us one, another - we look, then very easy, then poor quality, then incomprehensible...
Can you tell me how old the child is?
After thinking a little, I said:
22 and you are here :)

How did I surrender?
XX: She struck me down.
Me: In what sense? O_O
Additional Questions (
My: Fuck, and I was hoping for dirty porn...

XXX: What kind of movie is that?
YYY: HZ
YYY: Imagine yourself
XXX is m.
YYY : M?
XXX: What to introduce?
Tagged: film
XXX is OK. I begin to present
YYY: Imagine it
Yyy as Eddie Murphy
Tagged: film
YYY: Imagine yourself
Tagged with Eddie Murphy
xxx: whaaaaaa
Yyy: Fuck, Fuck, Yura, Fuck
XXX: I’ll try...so hard to imagine
yyy: movie, fuck, called "Predict yourself"
xxx: oh ept
xxx: whoever could think

111: Kirill, thank you for sitting with my cat! By the way, what is he doing now?
He sits next to my boots with a clever expression of his face and whispers at me.
111: Hey, you just don’t bother him very much.
222 What is it?
Yes, he just has fun, and the smart look does only in one case.
222nd Sukhothai

For what you give 2 years in life, you give 20 minutes in hockey.
People, do the sport!

Have you ever seen people who have no sense of humor? I have always had an unhealthy interest in them, moreover, I collected. One of the most outstanding “examples” of my collection was
Sarah, the administrator of our Doll Theatre. A cute, kind, glamorous woman, but the joke did not understand decisively. We all played it, of course, and I was more than others. She, indeed, was not offended, but only promised, "Winter, you will get it on the side!" and came out.

Once the Doll Theatre toured in a small Russian town. The resettlement of artists. I quickly settled in my room, missed myself and went to the lobby in search of adventure. I go down the stairs and see our gorgeous Sarah standing, swinging her head into the administrator’s window, and having an intense conversation. I understand that the issues are discussed of the importance of the extraordinary: whom of the actors to transfer from the shadow side to the sun and vice versa; whom to move from a two-bedroom to a three-bedroom, and who "by the staff" rely on separate chords... The view from behind is just luxurious. The idea has not yet matured, but the momentum has already appeared – and I’m going down the stairs. And when I reach the goal (Sara), the idea materializes. I catch our administrator for the most outstanding place, I get him all and at the same time even shake... Class?

Sarah turns in anger and... it turns out not to be Sarah! Could I have imagined that there is another woman in the world with shapes of such a scale? I find the perfect way out of the situation I am in is to die on the spot. And indeed, something like this begins to happen to me: the heart dies, the blood ceases to flow through the veins; I am covered from head to foot with a sticky cold dust... Here a good stranger begins to revive me. She grabs me by the shovel, not allowing me to crumble on the floor; she beats me on the cheeks with a boat and says, "Well, it is, don't die. Well, puppy, live, I ask you! Whoever doesn’t do that is wrong!”

I survived... It turned out that she was a doctor of chemical sciences, a professor; a great smart woman. We were friends with her all the two weeks that my damned passion for joking brought us to this hotel.

Having lived in the depths for many years, the husband considers himself a true rural guy. However, his wife loves to hide over his urban habits. She said, “You didn’t know what a cow looked like when you were born until you met me.”

Do I really get a rating of 35 points?
You have to pass the exam to the maximum. In the hard 5
Did anyone take the exam for hard 5?
- Yes, it was the case, as I remember now, in 1981, I had a great student of Tola his name, Tola... mmm how he has the name... fucking... I remembered! and Wassermann! Talia Wassermann, here he gave up on 5 )))
Thank you so much, let’s teach you :'

(2010-01-11 11:20:15) glukur: you forgot my waving socks and blue T-shirt
(2010-01-11 11:20:41) dronozavr: ch0rd
(2010-01-11 11:20:55) dronozavr: have to come and pick up)
(2010-01-11 11:22:35) Glukur: I wake up and feel the smell of a human spirit
(2010-01-11 11:23:15) dronozavr: it's what you don't forget about me, dear)

Lighting is everything! I have offended you!
The light:
And don’t write to me anymore!
Hell, where a crying smiley is!? to
Ner: :' ( second line, fourth on the left.
The light: thank you
Issue of :'(

Igor Lvivich, recover from it!
Your East Fact

Pushed up guys.

From Spam:

The human scanner. You can see how people look naked!

Fuck, I wanted to see it for a long time! xd

Just I was in shock... brought the documents of the customer to me... Application from Pamzan O.G.
: I open a copy of the passport of Othello Hamletovich...

Mom left for school until March, here we sit with my father and think "not to forget to throw the tree before her arrival"))))

He saw evidence that Moscow was overloaded by motor vehicles. Three MPs on the subway.

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xxx (from 1:33) :
Boyarsky wants to play Sherlock Holmes.

yyy (1:34) :
* has stumbled
A thousand shit, Watson! This Moriarty canal has drowned my hat!