The most courageous people today can be met among anonymous Internet users.

We have a network of shops in the city called family. Like any advanced network of grocery stores, it always comes up with something to attract customers. This month the calendar was issued for December. Every day there were certain discounts on different types of goods - for example, on all flour or wine and vodka. In some days, there were “days of talons”. This means - you tear off the box, with the inscription "collapses with discount", and happiness you - 20 rubles will save. This is prehistory.
The history.
Standing at the box. In front of them are two men, one of whom wears the red jacket of an Olympic fan, with the proud inscription "Russia". From the purchased vodka, cognac and...4 harps. (Hurma, by the way, they took the last. Maybe there are doubts.)
At the time of breaking products at the box office, a girl-seller asks an Olympic amateur man:
Do you have vodka?
The man, having swallowed his eyes, but at the same time, grabbing the vodka with one hand, looking into the face of the girl, insecure, chilled, asks:
This is what? Funny of something?
He reiterated relentlessly:
The Talons? With vodka?
Then, it still shows the man what these cards look like.
It is action. With a discount, she explains.
No is! No to! He breathes out easily. And I think! I have not been in Russia for three months.
With a happy smile, after the shock, they quickly left this strange store.

The famous writer married a top model. I crossed my ass with a pen.
c) Nestor Begemotov

Discussions in VK "The Most Terrifying Picture in the World. among other things:
I don’t know what it is, but for the case.

He met his junior classmate by chance.
She is happy, I also pretend to be happy.
I remember when she took my motorcycle away.
with the battery and the drill that I drilled.
25 years have passed since then...

They have sex, drugs, rock and roll.
and at us
Damn, Damn and Damn, Damn and Damn!! to
by ASG

It was in the late 1980s, before the New Year.
In a bag of 10 bottles.
I turned around on the ice, the bell of the glass on the whole street.
I see in the eyes of the gathered men a mixture of interest, horror and sympathy.
Then for some reason I started ridiculously justifying that it was just water.

A cloudy look, didn’t sleep, didn’t shave for six months, didn’t shave for a few weeks, in a carpet with wrapped sleeves and a cigarette in the teeth. If I were not from Siberia, I would have been afraid of myself.

From the PPS:
We are not Moscovites, but Russians.

Can I go to football? Okay, but don’t buy anyone.

Discussion of Yulia Tymoshenko (possibility of life imprisonment):
Why a lifetime? It could have been deprived of everything: status, power, property...
Or a haircut...

The developers of the Dr.Web antivirus did not have to "block" the interface of their program under Windows8. They just waited, changing nothing since the 1990s, when Microsoft itself changed the interface of the operating system to the style of their antivirus windows.

XXX: Come into the library is already quite such a four-class girl, looking with interest on the sides.
I say goodbye, waiting for what the child wants. The girl is not disappointed:
Do you have Thompson’s books?
to whom? - I ask for the case, not remembering this author's appearance among children's books.
– Well... Tomkin... or Topkin... – the girl is already less confident.
and Tolkien? I have a more experienced colleague sitting next to me.
Oh well probably! The girl cheers joyfully. “My brother asked me to take him Tolkien’s book about hobbies, and I forgot the author.

Some mmorg enthusiasts naively believe that a folded cap, dark glasses, and headphones in their ears are feathers adding +500 to invulnerability when crossing the road!!! to
Remember that cars sometimes have glues and brakes, resulting in a complete collapse of your system, without the possibility of restoration.

xxx: in the series "bone" with the help of a fractal was written a self-activating virus
xxx: and in the "white collar" the fractal indicated the radio wave of some device with which it was necessary to connect.
xxx: in general, beautiful drawings can hide something behind them)
yyy: Hah, for example, often the safe is closed with pictures))))))

You need to have a web camera in each refrigerator, posting photos directly on Facebook when the door is opened. And in the carpet in front of the door to install a weight sensor.
And everyone globally will start to lose weight, because otherwise your friends will go to Facebook, and you are there so scared in pans and pans. And the signature "Nina, 63 kg, eats borst at night".

Cursed car replacement: you write to her "Forgive me, sunny", and she comes "Go yourself in the ass, fool"....

>>> made a comment for delay?...when commented because I was late

Let me guess. Is Russian always the first lesson in your class?

I bought HTC with Android. Now you need to look for profitable unlimited tariff plans.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY to electricity.

News: Tymoshenko is in a very serious condition and weighs 47 kg, body temperature does not exceed 35,5 degrees.
Commentary from VK
xxx: the parasite is difficult to separate from the host organism