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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №761
 05.01.2008
I enter the search (well there, gdk map) "how much to go from Kursk to Moscow".
Do you know how he fixed it?
"How long is the flight from Moscow to Moscow"
With great difficulty getting out of the furniture I had decided that the poor are bad. Moreover, I did not leave the thought that this is a poor I and I am chewing :) Nevertheless, I still needed info on Kursk than Yandex immediately used to demoralize me again:
and then found "Course region"
Published by "Courtesy"
"Bola" could not leave me indifferent, so what there! She killed me drunk!! to
When the boy left, I thought seriously. "Bolaja" - the term clearly gives out in the author of the dyslexic, but: the words "smell" and "Kursko" - this is a direct reference to Albanian, isn't it? It is possible that at night Yandex works on UDF-point com or other similar resources and engages in neoplasm of verbs. Per soon, the overwhelmed "Pesduite in yuh" will be replaced by "Spirit in the pesten" or something like that. And on the official websites of cities, at the top of the page will be painted proud inscriptions such as: "Yah Kursko!" or "Yah Tyumenko!". It is like a cheesecake.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №760
 05.01.2008
In general, there is a conversation about transitions... and here the interlocutor gives...

<111> and
<111> alien fuck
<111> through the switch :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №759
 05.01.2008
Do you have spam?
Do you want to get rid of him?
Correct SMS with the text +nospam to the short number 1171 (cost 5$)
You will receive the address of the site and the password for access to the closed part of the site.
where you will add your ICQ numbers and e-mail to which no spam will come.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №758
 05.01.2008
Li is
I remember the dialogue.
Li is
Why are you bathing in the bathroom where I sleep?? to
Why do you sleep in the bathroom where I am bathing?and "

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №757
 05.01.2008
Barthezz> wondering, on VKontakte when will make a calendar of monthly in girls?
<Barthezz> and it would be convenient to...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №756
 05.01.2008
Three Nazis in the school in response to the question of the whole bunch wrote HZ. Translation from above. HZ – I want to know. After the holidays ?
— — — —
And we all do, we offer a filter - if there are words - class, school, etc. Do not accept quotes.
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Whoever wants to be without students put +!
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and UGU. Or I sit in school for class and fuck up the whole class because of these minors!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №755
 04.01.2008
of careful teachings.

This letter came to the flow box.

"I am pleased to welcome the students of the XXXX flow. I congratulate you on the new year.

I looked at your spots. A rather controversial work. This is the work of an entire collective of authors. Some authors approached the work very carefully and placed the translation of materials from the sources I indicated, for which they were respected and respected. Some just found something on the internet and inserted it, especially without understanding. Very ridiculous was the author's set of conspects, which was performed by a person who, apparently, absolutely did not understand anything in the subject at the time of the set of texts.

I send you a reviewed version of the spore. The colours indicate the correspondence of the text drawn in the cupboard, and what I want to hear in the student's response to the exam.
The green color indicates that the question can be taught. It has a high degree of conformity.
The red color indicates that the text has nothing to do with the subject matter. (Brad in a simple language)
The orange color represents a text with an average degree of reliability.

I hope that the reviewed version of the spore will allow people who are preparing for the exam for them to get higher scores."

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №754
 04.01.2008
and kok:
Find out how to transfer books from TXT to MP3

and Izzzum:
^ ^ ^ ^ No Comment but why not immediately in 3gp or XviD?

and kok:
In what format are your audiobooks?

and kok:
Or do you think a fool is sitting in front of the microphone?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №753
 04.01.2008
1 January evening:

Listen, don’t you know why the saleswoman from the barracks next to my house is looking at me so strangely?
bbb: :) Moreover... And who in the night in a troll mask and Santa's hat tried to buy her 2 green manna?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №752
 04.01.2008
<Noiser> growth
<Noiser> I want to buy my iPod
<Noiser> iPhone
<Noiser> Icarus
<Noiser> andabou
<ElmiKo> the property?)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №751
 04.01.2008
How strange is it now to hear a police sirene on the street... when you turn on... the client’s torrent.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №750
 04.01.2008
XXX: Hopefully fseh padrad a god will see how old you are and how beautiful you are!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №749
 04.01.2008
About Crysis.

Shimoda > I remember I was almost upset when something jumped on tops in the forest and swung up.
Commandante Roader > that is white :)
Shimoda > I'm so on the white now foam to sleep normally =)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №748
 04.01.2008
I: And sex without love he does not perceive at all?
He was out of that age. :D
I: What, did he say so?
She is: AHA
I am a bit of a %-))))))))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №747
 04.01.2008
Favorite (00:37:32 4/01/2008)
Write a pleasant

Leo (00:38:04 4/01/2008)
Cunigulingus

Favorite (00:38:46 4/01/2008)
You know what to catch ;)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №746
 04.01.2008
ast (21:41:17 2/01/2008)
Cut off your firewall, I cannot triple it.

Verzweiflung (21:41:41 2/01/2008)
You know, I do not understand that. Who can you cut off and what can you not do?

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №745
 04.01.2008
No, I understand, of course, that it was necessary for spammers to originalize on the NG, and even a congratulation of the type "spammers wish you a fun NG" was not very surprising, but what I got last night in the ASU...:
The New Year’s Sex!!! The distortion!! The rape!! Sex with a rat!!and "

O_O

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №744
 04.01.2008
defacko: a narrowly limited circle of people from the network know but everyone who knows is satisfied
Blade in the sense of warm I am good
Boy: I am pleased with you :)
I burned the fox.
...
At least a narrow circle :)
I would say very narrowly.
Tagged: fucking

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №743
 04.01.2008
XXX is
I work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

YYYY
Just like advertising...

YYYY
Do you work as a deodorant?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №742
 04.01.2008
The light:
well bb
by Mb8:
I hear from Nubia.

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