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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13471
 07.01.2009
1 to Hello! Do we guess? Send me a male name and send this text to the other girls from your contact list. The seventh name that comes is the name of the man who loves you.
2 - Go you spammers! :D
1 – Well say it!! to
2 – Epiphany
1 I will remind you.
2 is the 7th? :D
1 of 1 Agha :(
2 - And lovingly will be Yopa *ROFL*

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13470
 07.01.2009
Nurses
and :(

Luciano
What is?

Nurses
Damn you guys (you guys are degrading)

Nurses
It is already shrinking (

Luciano
Speak now

Nurses
I was bored to go for a walk! And he... I never read a book to me.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13469
 07.01.2009
Raffshan: You hear, Neona, I can’t understand, you guys, in my opinion, and that she has a female nick?
Neon has quit.
She has connected.
She: Is it easier?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13468
 07.01.2009
Cellsul : -_- After the New Year stream 2 news revolves. About Gaza and the non-gas sector :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13467
 07.01.2009
Reynolds (English Ravenholm is a small town from the computer game Half-Life 2. The name is derived from the words Raven (the crown) and Holm (a typical root in the name of European cities), so the word Ravenholm can be translated as Voronezh.

© Wikipedia

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13466
 07.01.2009
Nothing so appreciated during the session as fully written conspects (((

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13465
 07.01.2009
<Prychovo_CHMO)> people other than jokes how to change the nick

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13464
 06.01.2009
Lennochka :
but better when an unusual romantic, or most think that a red rose on a first date is generally the most romantic that you can only think of :(

and blues:
On the first date, you need to give a spade.

and blues:
Wrapped in red tape

and blues:
beautiful, practical and PPC as unusual

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13463
 06.01.2009
At 4 p.m. wildly wanted to drink hot coffee.I steal to the kitchen...in the dark...the light can't be turned on, I'll all get up and die by the death of the brave...so that something could be seen I open the refrigerator LG no frost, which has a function - 1 minute open drill-feeds until you close...I do not turn on the cupboard noise - I heat in the pot on the plate water...stay drink-stul scripts...I immediately feel who is in the house master.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13462
 06.01.2009
Tiaap
by Romstein TRU

psycho
HOAA

psycho
Translation of pedestrian

Tiaap
In my neck is a snorkel(s)
I got stuck in my throat (c)

Tiaap
It’s better than worthless.

psycho
probably

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13461
 06.01.2009
Darkduke: Interesting and tried enough FB site?)))
Flash.exe: I think not
Flash.exe: It's like mint on the street to leave just like this

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13460
 06.01.2009
The thought arises somewhere at the bottom of the spinal cord, goes up the spinal column and blows up at the tip of the nerve inside the cranial box, illuminating the empty curves.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13459
 06.01.2009
Quotes about GTA and Alexey. Man, do you understand how many people passing through GTA4 and reading tours rush to call the same number from the mission to see if the girl will really take the phone? Yes, you really figured out Alexey.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13458
 06.01.2009
Major is the one who does not eat the remains of the chips in the corners of the pack.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13457
 06.01.2009
He: I want to sleep
He: And there is
She: And what more?
See also: sex

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13456
 06.01.2009
VolteR (22:45:36 3/01/2009)
When two dogs gather together

VolteR (22:45:43 3/01/2009)
It either leads to nothing.

VolteR (22:45:51 3/01/2009)
Or it is a genius.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13455
 06.01.2009
1st :
Where can I find a soft toy black rabbit?
2nd :
You can do it anywhere, don’t be ashamed.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13454
 06.01.2009
xx is happy!
It is not Vasa, it is his father.
XX: Father of Hueplet!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13453
 06.01.2009
The dead are either good or nothing.

So what is hidden behind the words: "Honor the memory of the deceased with silence"?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13452
 06.01.2009
Yesterday in the Zhytomyr hypermarket.

A security guard from video surveillance enters the IT department and with a very serious look

He declares:

I have intellectual problems!! to

Standing and silent.

First the department was silent, then roared.

He never understood what it was about.



The license key for the program ended.

"Science and Technology"

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