When I see you, my maternal instinct turns on.)
I have an instinct of self-preservation.
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Why if you stand by a pillar, do the old ladies try to pass between you and the pillar?
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19.01.2012
Can I ask a silly question?
The guest :?
Why are the Pony Men from McDonald’s?
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So carefully
Yyy: I am cautious only in three cases:
When my older uncles and aunts call me (mother told me to be careful)
When I Cross the Road (in School)
And when I go to bed in the morning with the standing (father’s commandment)
Conversation at work:
XX: Thank God, you finally got out of your hospital, without you it was silly, and now so many people have a headache gone, you are now straight like a pill from your head.
UUU: Well, in this case, I feel rather an ointment from hemorrhoids, all relief, and I am in my ass again.
Experienced people know)
The bag at the cica is a fica at the length.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX We go to the server to drink. Wine admin, bleat.. "Laskovy networks" is called:-D
YYY: ROFL
I saw a friend on Skype congratulating the echo service
“I congratulate you hernia silent.Al you are not needed in my contacts, but all the same with the new year))),
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Are you looking at the closed school?? to
YYY: Yes! when I walk past the school at night, and she fucking closed!
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19.01.2012
Annal Carnival: A Feast
XXX: SpAziobo is written through A))
YYY: Judging by his nick, the smallest mistake in his life was grammar.
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18.01.2012
There was no internet with plenty of porn before, and this suggests that children of past generations were forced to have a much richer imagination than children of today.
Now the epic file was, at work a lunch break, I get with me the delicious that my wife was cooking, I open the lid and I go to the microwave... along the way the container with food flies out of my hands and in a fraction of a second that he fell I had the time to think "chenu, go, I tried..." the container makes a salto in the air and lands on the ground without dropping anything)
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We found a strange large folder on the server.. we will not delete it or not
Sasha enters there. presses the F8 button.
And he said, “Are you sure?”
Yes, I am a shark ?
We have 1.5 TB free.)
<[Sky]Malashka> [Sky]Sasha_: go crazy, privacy and sex depend on the courier!
<[PER]Dyxa> [Sky]Malashka: Do you have to send a vibrator by courier?
I have been sitting at home for 3 years on an IKEA board with a hole for the convenience of carrying, and only after bringing the cat realized that this is not the most successful design idea.
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I have a family of trolls. I sit in a room with a girl. The mother and the dialogue:
The show showed a story about an actor who was murdered. It turns out he was gay and met on the Internet. Transmission about not getting acquainted on the Internet...homics.
Is that what you said now?
You are sitting on the internet.
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Maryslim: Did you know that Merlin Manson was fucking chickens when she was a kid?
CjRemix: You know... I’m 22 years old... and I’m actually doing the same ?
At a New Year’s party, our administrator, Anja, had a good drink and told me why she loved Linux. Almost literally: "He is like a wooden member. At first, you don’t know how to use it, it’s all in the hooks and very rough. Then you gradually master it, brush it with a squeeze, fit it under you and eventually comes the moment when you start to experience one orgasm after another!!! to
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>>Take off the comps and march out!!! to
What to do there? The freezing 35!
[5:34:37] Archie: Listen to me
Are you not familiar with doctors?
[5:35:11] Dima: only students
[5:35:21] Dima: and what is nahuya?
[5:36:59] Archie: Well, I’m kind of like the army cutting out again)
[5:38:55] Dima: What, what do you wave up? O_O
[5:39:05] Archie: what a difference
[5:39:12] Archie: even if I don’t drop it anyway after cutting)
[5:39:18] Archie: It was hard to live with a compressed ass
[5:39:40] Dima: Well relax and let love enter your ass =)
[5:39:45] Smoke: like these are not taken yet