XXX: I’ve gotten off again.
YYY: Teach the salad how to roll!
Yyy: Something like "Our meeting is not accidental. You went to the women’s toilet and I went to the men’s. The fate placed them next to them. Be my wife!"

I read my husband:

How I love these women’s games: “Guess why I’m offended by you. And to be even more interesting, I’m not talking to you.”"

He says, put a plush there for me!

I thought about fairy tales where, for example, and the wolf says to him with a human voice, because in fact there is some evidence of the presence in the past of an intelligent civilization, I do not know the time machine there or something else, but one way or another all the wonders can be explained somehow from a modern point of view. But here’s, you got into the 12th century, attached a speaker to a horse, and yourself somewhere behind a barrel with a microphone. People are wonderfully given, the horse speaks to them in a human voice! Then stories about it are made up, and you laugh with boiling water.

How I love these women’s games: “Guess why I’m offended by you. And to be even more interesting, I’m not talking to you.”

And to this:
to this:
A favourite example given by one of the outspoken friends for the same reason: "He fucking like God". Silence of something. Is it alive there.

YYY: As for the latter example, (although this is against the rules of the Russian language) many women would like to leave a big letter there. Or am I wrong?
and----
Comrades, you are completely out there. The gods are not fucking, the impeccable conception and all deeds.

Tell Zeus that the gods don’t fuck, laugh the old man.

Where could my cat go? I searched all day. Together with the bed he turned it and put it in the closet. Excuse me, Kiev

by Deminika:
Nothing so paints a sleeping woman as a little child sitting next to him with flommasters.
by Darka03 :
and RJU
I still have a pink flower on my nose ?
by Deminika:
Not washing up?
by Darka03 :
It is not black, but it is not black.

About half an hour ago there was an accident at the store. The merchandiser Pepsi-Cola had a mental attack – in the toilet on the second floor began to scream that he was imposed a curse and he needed to drink a lot of water to remove it, demanded to remove from himself the merchandiser Coca-Cola, as he imposed a curse. We drove Coca-Cola, Pepsi calmed down a little, called an ambulance.
Probably the reason is that the Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola markers in the smoker smoked some narcissistic agent, from which the Pepsi-Cola markers began hallucinations.

D. O. K
It is a dangerous place.)

Alex Mur
abirvalg for 199 rubles what to buy 5 pieces here and nothing

It earned, it is called.
I am looking for an excursion to the brewery, found a great option, but in focus I do not see prices. No problem, there is a phone to find out information on the excursions. I call there. And already in the process of calling I see the phrase "Recording for a free tour"... So I imagined a further dialogue:
I: Hello, can you tell me how much does a free tour cost?
You won’t believe...

The boy, who was constantly writing in school, came to the police to write a statement and sat down for murder.

For the parents:

With a six-year-old daughter we remember the heroes of the fairy tale "The Wizard of the Emerald City". She doesn’t remember the horror. We make a hint with my husband: he scares the birds in the field. The girl replies: Fuck, Fuck. We try to approach from the other side: And what did he need from the wizard? The answer is brain. We: So what was his name? My daughter is a foolish. Daughter in tears of powerlessness, we have a homeric laugh all night.

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The brainless cheats here are you, if you rush over a confused helpless child. Psychological trauma is not far away. Your child is perfectly developing, has captured the very essence of the character - a garden squirrel without a brain (in the original Scarecrow, literal translation - scared), and what there fantasied Wolf in an attempt to originalize, is a shell.
Sorry that’s not funny, it just stumbled.

OsliG PYH POH
While tourists were buying all sorts of souvenirs from local merchants, I bought a mattress for 30 backs. He is a manager in Egypt :D

to this:
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from the forum.
I live with my boyfriend for a year, but he sleeps separately in his room next to the computer. On his couch, before going to bed, he strictly puts three pillows from the right small 20 to 20 cm (on it he falls asleep) in the center of a larger 35 to 35 (on it he moves in the process of sleeping at night) and on the left the largest and thick 60 to 60 (on it he sleeps with dawn).
Moreover, he uses a pledge (which flaps from the right) and in the middle of the night (in the process of changing the pillow and moving from the right side of the couch to the left) is already covered with a thick blanket (which also flaps from the left from the evening).
I am 18, he is 29.
Can you tell me this is a normal view for a person working as a system administrator? I have never lived with such...
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Of course, this is not normal!! She is only 18, and she has already lived with several!

I can’t normalize the regime of the day: I go to bed at five o’clock in the morning, I get up for lunch.
Try shifting your schedule gradually, every day go to bed and get up a little earlier.
I have tried, the will is lacking.
Then try the other side! Go to bed later - first at 6 o'clock, then at 8 o'clock, then until lunch for a compot... gradually until 22 o'clock you will arrive!

Previous: Laughing at State Laws
And now we cry over our own.

Only when you start living with a girl, you begin to realize all the benefits of onanism...but it’s too late.

YYY: I went here to receive auto parts to the Russian Post. The notification is written from 09.00-19.00 without interruption.
I arrive at 13.40 and the door is closed. I shrink, I shrink that you shrink our lunch.
I say in the notice written without lunch.
Answer: Look at the door for lunch from 14.00-15.00. Look and there is truth.
I am talking now 13.40
They say, I don’t care, we don’t want to eat in a hurry. Half fourth, we will finish.

I went to the nearest building store, bought a mounting foam. He arrived at 14.10 where he poured the door and door locks on the perimeter. On the balloon was written the time of drying hour.

Now that conscience is tormenting.

ZZZ: And then I woke up and realized that the alarm was down again and I was late to school.

Normal people remember that the son of Drogo was called Frodo.
by Frodo Drogovich? Such a Serbian?

Deputy Elbrus Tadeev proposes to prohibit naming children in honor of geographical objects.
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Names like Lena and Vladimir are out of law.