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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №741
 04.01.2008
1 Name of place
1 for a hole.
1 )
2 Muay Thai
2 burning
2 on right.
This is one of our members.
1 Picked
Vote for the hole!
2 pct

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №740
 04.01.2008
XXX: I won’t be 10 minutes, if somebody will write, it’s not me, it’s YYY’s fucking.
ZZZ: Ok...
Forget all that I said ahahah I’m the sauce of hui!!!! to

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №739
 04.01.2008
Slack > someone has wood for usb cable

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №738
 04.01.2008
Homer (14:44:22 3/01/2008)
You know, Len Boehm doesn’t care much about grandmothers.

Homer (14:44:25 3/01/2008)
The girls *

Homer (14:44:30 3/01/2008)
The girls *

Homer (14:44:34 3/01/2008)
Fuck the grandmother.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №737
 04.01.2008
XXX is
Who are you by religion?

YYYY
I am God.

XXX is
Authorship

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №736
 04.01.2008
She is :
18 years
She is :
I work
She is :
The girl
He is:
How about working as a girl?
She is :
Blonde

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №735
 04.01.2008
Love is
Go to the coaster? ?
NEPSIhuy
I don’t like running.
Love is
by pf. Well well (
NEPSIhuy
The mine eats 4 and a half cups of jade, a bottle of martini, a bottle of champagne, a liter of vinice and a pot of glintway! What kind of catch?! to
Love is
I have to say ? ? ? ? ? ?
Love is
Go to Catch!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №734
 04.01.2008
I am surprised by the jump of idiots in our country. I recently went to an Italian opera, where everything was in Italian. I sit, I look, so to speak, I get morally rich. But here in the middle of the spectacle some muddy apparently wakes up and cries out to the whole hall:"Fuck! The subtitles are done! I don’t understand it!"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №733
 03.01.2008
Abdulov, a true and great Russian actor. Not that modern counterfeits. Let the earth be soaked for him.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №732
 03.01.2008
<SLAM> she’s not beautiful even when I’m sober :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №731
 03.01.2008
<MAPuXyAHblCH> and in what order to watch the Harry Potter movies?
<onliner> MAPuXyAHblCH: look at the size of the chest in hermione

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №730
 03.01.2008
I sleep in four beds. Sasha wanted to play in the warcraft, but there the servacle was turned off)))
2 : g
1 : I for 15 minutes before the new year (in Russia) went to the world - 800+ people were, and there was a message from the admin: "Go to celebrate the new year, fools")))))
2 and?and :)
1: probably, then from human love cut the server to the devil, so that the figs in the holiday did not suffer)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №729
 03.01.2008
I am interested in two things:
I'm noted for 2k backs if I only play Mario Forever on it
Why, in this very Mario, which was on the Dundee 10 years ago, I clearly remember the way through the unthinkable labyrinth system and stupidly forgot the three-letter formula on physics, which yesterday was taught all day.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №728
 03.01.2008
TeTRos (11:36:00 3/01/200
I just think what to wear in the bathroom!! to

Vassilić (11:37:22 3/01/2008)
Fuck the shit...

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №727
 03.01.2008
The Odmin! Finally change the news! The new year has already begun, not approaching! Whoever is a bit upset too!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №726
 03.01.2008
Selezz is fucking! Do you think the world is giving birth to such blondes?! to
Nuker: What are you talking about?
selezz^: I generally decided to read a book about some Chinese teachings there "The body is a point highway"... Here it was said that if you press to press on certain points on the back of the head and the right whisk... then the person is turned off.
So yesterday I wrote about this hurtful state... I wrote – he is silent. 5 minutes passed in silence... came to the necklace.The door as usual on the doorstep (you know) he scuco lies in the switch, a mouth on the key...
Tagged with: Nuker 9
Selezz^ is new.? to
Selezz^: The new?! to
Selezz is you! Fucked the frog!

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you, cattle, also on the tower these points indicate - the floor of the country on the key in the switch will lie :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №725
 03.01.2008
T-shirt rabbit
Jump to Mars!
Without a litre of white
I could go back!

Smoking small children.
Apart from drinking.
On the red ball.
There is no place for x.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №724
 03.01.2008
< twin> Houston, you hat a trap
<Mr_Morden> LOL WUT
< twin> half-box of champagne electric sho got from the balcony
<Mr_Morden> and
< twin> it’s frozen. In the bottles is ice. = = (
< twin> how to disassemble the laundry?
<sabak> in the microwave

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №723
 03.01.2008
<B...> how to swallow a cat after washing with a chlorine whitener??? to
<D...> Viking ~»silent
<V...> D... ‘clear fucking not with the song
<T...> In... and why yoga to disrupt? Thus buried

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №722
 03.01.2008
Hah, here I am for the New Year, because of the lack of glasses, I drank from the vase!!! to

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