Yesterday I accidentally bought a condom of just a giant size.

I give it for free to anyone. I look forward to. and raise.

by anekdotc.ru

Many people think that it is narrow when your intimate photos get in the net to share... Turn it is not the worst... much worse when they are in the section "Household erotics horrors"

My mom made some fuzzy familiar, half-forgotten to taste salad. I try. I like it.
What a delicious salad! The new?
I’m going to "Love"

I will never speak with my mouth full again.

The idea came about online games: in the game you find opponents who are weaker than you, beat them, get valuable things and sell them. Or you can gather a group and go to beat stronger opponents.

Reminds me of Gopnik?

Qesus
You can’t understand, you’re not condemned.
Prince of Silence
You are wrong, I’ve been sick since childhood.
Qesus
But you don’t even hang your cheek!
Prince of Silence
Yesterday it hanged off, but today I attached it to Scotch.

I picked potatoes in the store, the seller is a cute girl. I picked up the potatoes in the warehouse, brought the weighs, gave the packs to me:
It is 525 rubles.
I: The girl from where so much, should be a hundred rubles less. How much is a kilogram?
D is 20 rubles.
I: How much did you weigh me?
D: Wow, I didn’t look at the weights!! to

I never understood what she had in excess – greed or stupidity.

Oh guys, who knows what our first exam is, 5th, that is tomorrow?
What is the 5th session?
Zzzz: What is the fourth day???? to

by Felix:
I get up, I’m going to work, I gathered, I ate, I dressed... I looked at the calendar – it was Sunday today...
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by Felix:
The boss calls "Are you not at work??" I - "So today is Sunday" He - "Bla, and truth..."

Absolutely real story...
Do you hear her head?
I am bored...
D is drunk.
“Yes, no... yesterday I jumped the stories of Howard Lovecraft, began to read according to all the rules: closed door, silence, shorter I, the monitor and the booklets written on it... And here comes the epic moment of psychological tension... the nerves are strained like a string... and here Kaspersky urgently needed new bases...
and ROLF

Two quotes are:

New Year... everyone celebrates, rejoices, listen to the New Year’s pops :( and I sit here alone, without a drop of drink, with one salad and 3 mandarins.
But nothing, I joined a diode girland, decorated it with a cactus on the desk...what not a tree? Therefore, the collar with needles and green all year round.
It is fucking :(

[July 23:50]
Here, 10 minutes before the New Year.. (I live in Chelyabinsk), and I sit here alone, I drink champagne, and, moreover, I will be at 00.01 to watch how my line-up Persian on the servaque appears heroism... I hear something is wrong here.
Santa Claus, give me at least one close person in 2009.
and :(

Could I introduce them?

From Contact:
Raila Rahmatullina has left the Virgin group.
Most importantly, without fire.

I stand with a girl on the New Year's Eve at her house, we stand kissing, there quietly steals a menticus wazyk and out of the car on the matyuhalnik: HORRY!!!!! to
I almost got off =)

See you in Hell!! =) is
XXX: Only I will be with the villas.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Damage
January 1st, at 5 a.m. at the supermarket. All are slow, do not rush anywhere, and although there is a larger line of noise near the box office, the idyll is shorter. And some clever man scored in the columns of the Cranberries "Zombie")))

All is in Chocolate.)
yyy: crushed, all in some thickness (

Translation from Ukrainian from one of the forums:
David Andreevich Blaine will show us true street magic: drunk Russians block drunk Ukrainians with gas, and gas at the same time - drunkeners! - disappears in the sober burgers"

XXX is
No is. I realized that something went wrong in my development, when at the age of 12 all the girls in the courtyard dried up a pretty guy, and I liked the older brother of a girlfriend, you know, such a classic admin with a basha, ruling a sweater in jeans.

YYYY
You are smart)

YYYY
The most fucking guy.

XXX is
MDA, I also understood that. When in that year we went out with him... you imagine - the evening, we have the Kremlin so there is, not such, of course, as yours, but wildly beautiful, sunset, we sit with him on the shaft (as if you come in the summer, I will make you a tour), he looks at me and says (he was then 27, then you would not be 10 years older): what a beautiful sunset... the first time I look at sunset with a girl...
I am him, and what before?
Previously, internet was free after eight, not before sunset.

There are good people. 20 minutes before the New Year comes an SMS with the text:
"Hello, I congratulate you on coming! In the past NH you were wrong and mistakenly congratulated me, I reminded and decided to thank you!"
This was the most pleasant greeting of my whole life.

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XXX I apologize
A psychotic sister pulled out a wireless keyboard.

I wanted to eat citrons. Put in the mouth, swallow with water. I saw Alcohol. put in the mouth. Drink with water. by Fuck!Have you seen Alcohol? These are tablets larger than a fifth that spit and dissolve. She was stuck in her throat. Now I have an uninterrupted lemon rush and trembling on the body)))