Fuck the people! help me, pliz... a friend brought a strange device and asked what it was... The device is oval, about 6x4 cm, a fairly long usb cable, inside a small chip and two bulbs, which when you plug it into the port burn green... It does not know anything about itself, it cannot find them... I can’t sleep until I understand what it needs in this world.

I am in line in the store. In front of me is a girl, all glamorous. He talks on the phone. I listened to her words:
Rusky, I think I’ll cook for dinner. Do you want a fried potato? What are you going to do with potatoes: with mushrooms or meat? With meat? well well.
Here is her turn and she turns to the seller:
I have chips with the taste of bacon and a pack of juice.
P.S Poor her husband!

xxx: yesterday started to write the simplest prog-mu of the 5th line to get the ipi from the router for yourself
YYYY: well
xxx: shash found the error in the thousandth line %)

X: MTS has a second egg in advertising
to protect it)
Tagged with: "MTS The Operator of Bad Dancers":D
It’s terrible to imagine what will appear in the next trailer)))))
See also :DDDDD

The accountant arrived and said...
- All, tired of making the salary, got everything... I’ll go better to the snow cellar at the entrance.
It’s all under the table, right?

A friend caught a virus, which the node did not identify immediately, and he downloaded the web.

Tagged with: lol
Rаdоst': doctor web started checking the hoax trojan authorran.ini found...nod hoax to not lie out immediately mol dada I also see him

Have fun in the army! 😉
There was a window over the door. The glass was broken, the window was clogged.
Today, the praporchnik says to the fighter: go down, say, to the market, buy transparent paint - paint the canvas, or it is dark here.
The guy went.)

My dad is burning.
He installed a virtual cat on his phone and takes care of him. Buy virtual food for real money.
In the meantime, the real cat sits at home hungry.

Yesterday I bought a toy for a friend. An artificial member. Tonight she came to me. Word for word, word for word, word for word... share...
Yura: Well, I stood in front of her and rolled out on the chair...my and my gift. both of them. very rarely.
Yura: My girlfriend fell into a stupor. 5 minutes to compare. I turned my eyes from one to the other and back. It turned out that the artificial was longer, and the mine was thicker.
Yura: While she was comparing, I lost an erection. The girlfriend said, “Well, now there are no questions,” she took a gift, dressed up and left.
Doodie: A clear friend. Buridan's donkey died in such a situation.

REL@X - Marinka, let it go! Tell me how it went.

Marina, you are my gold!! to

Marina - And in two guests visited and in the "Murvy" and in the hotel "Beijing".. and all overnight!

REL@X – have you paid for it?

Marina, you are a bitch.

to this:

What would you say to a neighbor who came to you on January 1 at 9 a.m. and for ten minutes stubbornly knocked on the door to just find out if you had not unlocked the water? O_O

Are you living in Elisa?
Go to her at three o’clock at night for salt 😉

In the past, there were toys, you fall, they break, and now you fall, and they jump, they jump.

The morning after drinking.
Who can cook?
I, and what do we have?
A watch, four batteries and a shrimp.

Sh!FER 1:38
I want ice cream, I want to eat a banana.

Sunshine is bright 1:39
Yes, and I wanted to go to the toilet - I would go my hat in the window of the cinema

The man stumbling all the series of Santa Barbara in HD quality at a speed of 64kb / s to take to Hell is useless.

I call my friend. We talk and her little daughter takes the phone and wants to talk to me.

We bought a fish!
I: Oh, you’re going to eat a fish, can you share it with me?? to

and there is silence... it turns out to be an aquarium with fish))))))))))
The child was in shock.)

The favourite fantasy artist has made herself a straw from piped polyethylene! This is a double pleasure =)

Law of Tennessee
Women are prohibited from driving except when a man walks or runs in front of the car, waving a red flag to warn pedestrians and other drivers of danger.

How much does a decent whore in Peter cost?
[Tom CaT] g.m0rgan, you’re still a manless man.
[Tom CaT] here is a decent society... and he...
Tom CaT: Well he’s asking for a decent one.

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