by Postinor

Read about it yourself to begin with. Instructions at least. Section " side effects" I’m not talking about individual reactions (the internet helps again), it’s a non-figured interference in the body’s work, and it is carried out... luckily, shorter. My friend, a healthy and very smart girl, the doctor specifically tested: does it not affect the well-being? Exactly safe? Can I really go to work? (Yes, smart girls have contraceptive patches in the PA process. They can happen to anyone who uses contraception at all. And drink OK constantly she can not, without the recommended breaks once every several months she begins a side, and this is quite a typical case.) Well so here. The clever girl went out. Otherwise, it is not known whether she would have arrived to work alive or eating. It was bad for her - mother didn't burn, her head rolled around and so on. Falling under the coheses of a bus, under a train in the subway or falling down with your head at the transition stage is easier than easy. This is a funny thing about emergency contraception. You can laugh (postinor is funny, blt).

Or maybe then it is easier to agree that the child 50/50 lives with the parents. Joint guardianship, no one owes anyone anything? Circles month by month. But no, the grandmother usually has to expose the daddy stupidly in front of the child.

So it’s easier, of course, and where did you see a woman who was against such a distribution while in the rest of an adequate dad?
Usually when the 'evil ex' is categorically against the division of responsibilities, there are some nuances. Then the folder blows, then the hand applies, then it blows, then the unemployed for 6 months a year, then what difference - so you don't trust the child, ahah!

The illiterate Charles the Great spread education as much as he could. Our educational politicians at Oxford and Harvard are destroying it as much as they can.

Before the aquarium, I had been repairing apartments for ten years. Giving an announcement in the newspapers, it was said "tapet tape sticker 100rub square. M is “” And here we come to one woman (years 99-2000), on the phone she said that the price is quite suitable for her. We watched, we discussed. She Agrees. came to work. I started measuring the walls. She asks – and what are you doing? I say, I measure how much. She is like this - yes, this bedroom is 14 square meters, and the hall is 18 square meters, the kitchen is 7... (first we have to remove the old wallpapers, then spat - for each type of work a certain amount per square. Remove the old wallpaper well there is about 10 rubles per square, spackelovka well rubles 100-150, I don't remember for years).

As many may have guessed, this 40-45-year-old woman was sure that here she had a bedroom of 14 square meters. M is - means to scratch all wallpapers from the walls and ceiling is 140 rubles, and to paste wallpapers on the walls and ceiling, it is 14 multiply by 100 rubles, respectively.

I began to explain to her that we count square meters. That is, if the wall is five meters to two seventy, it is only one that wall is almost 14 square meters. A walls in general four, plus the ceiling, just these 14 square meters. M is

She, of course, began to scream that we are deceivers, etc. I say - well, in the announcement is said about 100 rubles per square meter. And we discussed this with you, which is 100 rubles per square meter. The square. A square is one meter per meter. She is none. He says, I will prove it to you. And she brings a bill that says that her apartment is 46 square meters. It is the same, 46 square meters. You are inventing.

Our dispute lasted for an hour. At that time I was studying in 2 courses of Mehmat. In response to her receipt, he showed her a cold. I’m from Mehmat and I know what a square meter is. I painted her a square meter on an old wallpaper. In response, she showed me a payment for the apartment, where it was written that her apartment was 46 square meters. M is Even if you kill yourself at the wall.

At the same time, we have not yet had time to do anything, i.e. the divorce was not the same. But time was wasted on that. So they left.

By the way, in 10 years of working in this field, we and our partner - we both worked - did not pay only twice. Both clients were OHS. the riches. I was a student, a partner for 60 years... We didn’t do any tricks in response either).

So, where do you come from, fairy tales, whose mother is beating the child through the court? No one beats anyone, just the fathers of the category "he makes money, so he is inclined to know how the child is called and how many years have seen that joint custody - they fall into a beautiful new life. And if any woman at least sneaks about the fact that it is better for the child to stay with the father, because he has a large apartment or a new full family with a new fairy, when the mother's personal life is now just beginning to repair, and in general she wants to go without hemorrhoids with food and Saturday dressed walking to the park - everyone calls out that this fox for a monster is that the child wants to drop, and the loudest of all will be the former himself. Don't forget that daddy's ignorance is funny in the story with dolls from Zamrzak - and you can confuse less harmless things, for example, when a child has a food allergy.
Even if the mother is a real monster (a drug addict is there, in prison, or a dumb child is abused so that when he sees her, he will hang out), the child-surprise is more likely to get to the grandmother or another relative. If a father does something with him, he makes money - and let the whole world get rid of it.

here here :
As a rule, for food only and you can buy that is not the most expensive shoes and jacket. Maybe it will be chocolate.

Shoes, jackets and even chocolate? Are you not hot?

Thirty years of youth retirees. And yes, the old women around eighty are discussing them in terms of walks for men.
You generally have outdated information about cries old ladies, the generation of pensioners has not yet finally disappeared, but there are few of them left. And the current burst on the strictly opposite theme - they were, say, "UH!" and broke away, and into the militia proudly got, and the novels revolved with a fire, and the current youth, stuck in laptops and want nothing.

My wife and I have a mortgage and two young (one year and two years) desirable but unplanned children. Even without decrees. I can’t get any closer than a meter without a condom. :)

>> An ad hangs on the entrance door. with photo. "Lost quadrocopter of white colour..."

Without two blades and one support, it runs on the nickname "Laki"?

by Igor:
I also travel with a paper book. To read during the landing. When they require to turn off the electronics :) Or when the battery is running out in the phone.

One day, in a neighboring chair, a guy looked like me. I had a book in my hand "How to become smart", and he had a book in his hand "How to become rich". We looked at each other, and in each one’s eyes read the superiority.

I went to Liverpool College of Arts. I thought it was very easy to write abstractions, and I planted spots of paint everywhere, and I was told that it was shit. I demanded "Prove!" and I was easily proven.
(John Lennon from an interview)

By Chups: Morning note from his wife: If you find eggs, put them in the refrigerator. They are cooked. I lost it" What to say? First day of the year =)

It is not true. In 1832 of the 2187 cases I was explained and only in 355 were given.

Announcement: A man with a refined taste is looking for a girl 92.97 x 61.75 x 93.45. Not boring!

xxx: I had a stack of hot water in the toilet at the floor level. Fuck, I sat forty-five minutes waiting for the sanitary. Water on the ankle (and above) throughout the apartment. And here I, probably the only time, the first floor, and that the water was not as hot as all the others (the legs boiled only 25 minutes later) and even because the hot stand was fucking (the cold water was ice and I’t be able to withstand it).

Yyy: Lifehack: You had to break through a cold water pipe to stand in the hot tub.

Zzzz: Here are the sanitary machines.

The author and his sympathetic: say, the author and alimony for both (and the girl and the child) paid, and for a couple! I took them somewhere for months, even to the sea. They sit and wait for applause. Allo, this is the least he could give a child, once a full paternity pulled on. And here and next is not the fact that she was not 2 months, and the whole year this child fed, drank, walked through clinics and kindergartens, and he was given a full, healthy, dressed and dressed child for 2 months, and he then returned. Homework is not a man’s business. Still, Sunday parents are some kind of kindergarten, neither the mind nor the heart. Of course, children do not grow up, but probably in our Rasha. As if the post-war years were still hungry and one man from the war has returned to the whole village. Directly feeding from enthusiasm, it turns out, it is necessary that the daddy does not walk under himself and even pays alimony. This author must at the grave of life thank the girl and her current husband for raising his child.

A colleague has a root, his one-coach, with whom I have been booing for 10 years with a colleague at DR. They did not cross elsewhere. According to his passport, he is Oleg, but his friends call him the Borderman. A man is like a man, slightly dry in bodies, slightly brutal in communication. So it turned out that the last time we were only two smokers, the rest - who quit, who did not come, and here, we went to smoke together. At the fourth or fifth smoke, when the socio-political topics exhausted, went on to personal, the good 300 grams in the stomach contributed... I was for some reason 100% sure that he was a border guard, at least the former, once the clique was such... well, I started:

Are you still serving?

In the sense?

Are you not in the army?

- No-ye-ye, thief three times... I work in advertising... and not at all suitable for construction...

“Hmm, I thought you’re called the Borderman... so you at least ran on the border.

- Yes, no. It is my roof in the universe came off from the schoolroom. so I was diagnosed - border psychiatric disorders.

>> offer the former to divide 50 by 50 for ALL expenses on the child.

A child’s time is also divided by 50 by 50?

And let us! It is only not so that his mother at night feeds him, feeds home food, swims, teaches lessons, and his dad only leads to the park and the macdake. Let’s be completely honest! In the hospital order, butterflies change in turn, for vaccines and to the tooth to drive.

Gerber87: Changed the toilet. They looked and chose. In one of the shops saw quite ordinary nothing apparently not remarkable toilet but with the price of 280 000 rubles. And on a very serious question "is it from what super material? Or is it Japanese with a bunch of equipment?" The seller whispered and with intonation as if explaining something to fools said "This is a NEW COLLECTION!".

Karma and Jump

Removing your own response to mailers costs money. Burn in Hell!! to

Well, life is there. In the real world, sometimes words have to be answered.

The Experts

Ukrainian woman beat her neighbor with two live goats
During the examination, the birds were recognized as "dumb solid objects".

You yourself are stupid. And what is hard is better to feed.
with UV. and pr. by GUSSI