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[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №721
 03.01.2008
The ever-growing man thinks that you are really needed by a man, it is when you are whispered from a single channel in a lighthouse, and he finds you in another channel and sells an abstraction...

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №720
 03.01.2008
Selezz is fucking! Do you think the world is giving birth to such blondes?! to
Nuker: What are you talking about?
selezz^: I generally decided to read a book about some Chinese teachings there "The body is a point highway"... Here it was said that if you press to press on certain points on the back of the head and the right whisk... then a person turns off.
So yesterday I wrote about this hurtful state... I wrote – he is silent. 5 minutes passed in silence... came to the necklace.The door as usual on the doorstep (you know) he scuco lies in the switch, a mouth on the key...
Tagged with: Nuker 9
Selezz^ is new.? to
Selezz^: The new?! to
Selezz is you! Fucked the frog!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №719
 03.01.2008
by Randomize:
At NH bought myself a box of beer (type I will still drink a couple of days) tonight evening 2 January yesterday before going to bed looked into the refrigerator there were 5 bottles left. Today as I woke up I look at: the floor of a beer box, a bottle of shampoo and a bowl of vodka. Not to chew, fucking.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №718
 03.01.2008
Xaron: melt, shh saw how a man of 19 years went to the supermarket in the department of magazines, polystal "Forbes", "RBC", and "Russian finance", then loudly breathed, with a sad degeneration of the face took "Playboy" and left)))

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №717
 03.01.2008
from 03.01.2008
<GratZero> With the upcoming!!! to

[ + 2 - ] Comment quote №716
 03.01.2008
Are the Mandarines still there? There are just a few...I would like to cut them off.

Remains... to be captured?

Ak is yes. Direct connection to the kitchen, cool =)

Sv: Now I’ve understood how you’re going to make a "smart home".

Sv: to have as many wives as rooms... to plant each in its place, to give a note and to give commands))

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №715
 03.01.2008
and wowa:
When do we need to go to the universe and what is the schedule of exams and consultations?? to
and Anastasia:
A moment of
and Anastasia:
skinned
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[ + -3 - ] Comment quote №714
 03.01.2008
2nd Jan.
I sit behind the compass, in the room a smoke of cigarettes and a straw. It is hard to ventilate, but it can still be heard.
Mother comes in.
What fucking perfume? What is from you!
What do you smell in your room?
Don’t change the topic!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №713
 03.01.2008
> You are not very literate :(

In secret, only between us - "an illiterate". is flawed.

[ + -4 - ] Comment quote №712
 03.01.2008
I wonder why the phrases about how after the New Year people waked up and saw that something was wrong appeared only 2 numbers?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №711
 03.01.2008
Come to me today, I miss you. Let’s have a cup of tea and that’s all :)
She: Oh I don’t even know. Is it worth?
He said, “Dear, you still have no doubts! It is worth that...
She is a fucking fucker! Not standing, but standing. Only one thing you think!! to
He: So you will come?
She: Yes

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №710
 03.01.2008
<Carah> pp, Leo as always burns:

“My programming friends went from their work (from Rinet) for products to a nearby store with the sign ‘24 hours’. The store closed at 10 p.m. When they finally asked the store owners what this meant, they replied, “24 hours – THIS IS JUST OUR NAME.”

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №709
 03.01.2008
Whip (01:35:20 2/01/2008)
You just copy that shit.

Whip (01:35:27 2/01/2008)
The end of the date in the smiley converts

Whip (01:36:22 2/01/2008)
The fucking year.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №708
 03.01.2008
xxx: I played so much games on the theme of the great domestic that if I am landed in Normandy with a tomigane, then in 2 weeks I will be in Berlin, simultaneously blowing up bridges and railway stations=))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №707
 03.01.2008
I thought, “All fucking,” and it turned out, “yes fucking, but that’s not all.”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №706
 02.01.2008
If there are people who have not had a New Year's mood, then plus, you will be so lonely and I will not be so lonely :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №705
 02.01.2008
When I was in high school, I went to the exhibition. There the registrar asked without a shadow of humor:
Are you a student or a student?"
The phrase became winged.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №704
 02.01.2008
Go to Google "Religious views" and look at the first proposed option :D

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №703
 02.01.2008
After waking up from the fact that something is interfering with THERE, I found myself riding on my sleeping best friend..I looked around.When I saw an empty package of condoms, I calmed down and fell asleep again.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №702
 02.01.2008
Fuck, and my guests have already taken away... took everything, washed all the dishes... no feeling of the holiday left :(

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