A good aforism is like a stone throwing into the reader’s head.

Celebrating the New Year holidays.



I once worked in a women’s group. In addition to all the more and

Minuses, I had an honorary duty, for the New Year to portray

of Santa Claus. I walked through the apartments of our employees and distributed them to the children.

The Gifts. I must say, the duty was not to me, the children - the people.

Funny, you won’t miss them. One case is remembered.



I came to one of our employees with a gift for her daughter Julia. very

decent family, intelligent mother, non-drinking dad, polite

The Grandmother. And at the center of all this is Yulia. It feels like everything is in her.

Souls do not tear and invest in July with all their strength. Yellow is not developed.

of age. Speech is correct, words pronounce diligently, and the song and

Every student will be stuck by the belt. I liked this

The girl. And Santa liked it. It happens that there are people.

of contact. She already sang the song and told the poem, and danced, well,

The whole program is done, it's time for me to go on, and she doesn't want to

Santa is gone, and I am happy to communicate with her. Here is Yulia.

I remembered something:

– Santa, do you want me to sing for you?

What, let it go!

The little girl put one pen into a barrel, the other led around a circle and sang,

It is very melodic, with intense intonations:

As in our river, the river.

The adults rounded their eyes when they heard such unintelligent words.

The word. Well, and I suspect many knew the end of this partition...

And the yellow didn’t fool. She shrugged, shrugged her leg, and with the feeling, I

I thought it was delicious, I said:

- Ah, your mother, two boots were swimming!

Everyone has whipped. There was an uncomfortable silence. My mom is pale, daddy.

My grandmother was green. The child is standing and waiting for him.

Praised...

Santa saved the situation. I stumbled. Not laughing at theatre.

He laughed, namely, with a completely unintelligent laugh. and after me.

Everyone laughed, and Yulia smiled, pleased.

The effect.

Where did you learn this piece? I asked through tears.

I went to my grandmother’s village in the summer, where I learned.

The Yellow.

In general, as not to protect children from non-normative vocabulary, they are all her.

They will learn.

There are few fools in the world, but they are arranged so well that they meet.

at every step.

You realize that it’s time to change something in life when you start reading even the Abyss.

Girls are so intriguing and unpredictable creatures... like a dungeon in the dark!

From the New Year's catalog of a famous hypermarket:
"Magic Pony with accessory 15cm"

How is it right: double or double?
Probably two.
You have a double, but you have a double. :D

I remember when I was young, hot. On the street New Year's frosts, -15 Celsius, and I have a mini leopard jacket to cover my ass, socks in the grid and autumn lacquery.
Another top under the breasts and the shirt is of course low on the hips.
And a little bit short, so that the whole explanation is naked... эх... classic...
You go on the spikes on the ice, all such a beauty, and most importantly, it wasn’t cold!
And now you straighten the ski pants, under them warm socks, winter shoes on a stable foot, top a maid, two sweaters, a jacket, a hat and you go fucking frozen at minus seven!!! to

There is evidence that it is evil.
1) He makes you hate Bill Gates, even if people don’t know who he is.
2) It causes unhealthy irritation to the text written through the caps.
3) He causes a complete lack of emotion if a friend told you a joke.
4) He does not let go to sleep until 3 o'clock at night, even if he is already waking up at 5 o'clock.
It makes not love the Ukrainians, Ukraine and their president.
6) Teaches you somehow deliberately to send a girl off if she is trying to get to know through the ASU. Maybe there would be love.
All the babies are stupid. It has been proven many times.
8) It shows the hoppies are incredibly funny, but in fact they are not funny and fight.
The list can be continued to an infinite, and you will love Caps.

People

xx> in our forum on the topic "what to prepare for the new year" erupted a caliphate between lovers of olive and its haters. The latter cheat the first for banality and lack of imagination with the brains, and the first denounce the latter for disrespect for traditions.
Yy> and who wins?
xh> wins as always the moderator

...when a girl at a Russian lesson says that “liberate” is substantial... and I think it’s already a diagnosis
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Knowledge of Russian language:
" to release" is substantial. and a glossary - "square".

<AiFiLTr0> say that from the new year, the official WoW client will be distributed in syringes and will not require the presence of a computer

I would like to wish everyone good luck with your second half and more gray matter, as well as that your second half is engaged in love with you as often as possible and as rarely as possible with your sulfuric matter.

(C)Sexpert_JIM.reps.ru

PainKiller: I like to go to the bath in the winter.
PainKiller: You get out of the steam to the street, and run around the asphalt.

The people! You are fucking! We are not bots, we just know how to hide!
With respect, Odin Basha!

01.01.09 to 16-00
Consciousness resounded with Aztec pain in the head, realizing that he was drunk on the eve. I automatically turn on the TV and at the same time! Take a vertical position.
And here is Gosos dictionary from the publicity of diapers - you are surprised. You suddenly realize that your fingers and legs help you move.
He fell on the bed again and did not get up for a long time. (c)hax

Experimentally, it has been observed that the strongest polyethylene is on the packaging of condoms.

In the style of Mayakovsky

A person who does not wish
In the Abyss
go in,
The only one who reads,
Pythagoras such
I can cry,
It is clear why:
Trying
Over the Quotation
He does not desire anything,
So I think we are all here.
He is fucking
Friendly
We send!
c) by Jinjer

(If you want to fulfill the call that sounded in the poem, then just press "+", your signal will be transmitted to a special service, which will automatically transmit the voice message to the recipient (i.e. to whom you want to send to the cock.

Only the Russians can scream at every corner that only the Russians can.

I am on the third tram route. As usual, it is a battle. We approach the stop "Pokrovskie gates" - the place is quite narrow, so cars go on the tramways. One of the cars stalled on the tram routes and does not allow it to pass. We are standing for a long time and the people are worried, and the back of the car is worried more than the front, because it is not visible, which is why the delay. The driver opens the door - the hallway begins. From a minute all this continues, after which the driver says, "Well, there are men in the cabin? Help push the car.A couple of men come out of the front door and start pushing the car. At this time, there are screams from behind the tram: "Chef, gaze! Let’s go, guys, they crashed!" It turns out a few men came out of the back door and started pushing the tram.
The front part of the tram for a long time could not understand why the rear floor bends from laughter.