Growing up is when you don’t think about what’s ahead, but what’s ahead.

My mother approached me with the traditional question, “No, can you explain to me who and why crucified him?”

My mother is 80 years old, she is good with me, in a healthy mind, doing something at home, but with the memory is not. Therefore, on any Orthodox feast, she takes me to the corner and knocks out of me a lecture on Christianity.
It has long lasted.
My mother was a professional communist, she worked in the city council all her life and religion was a taboo for her. Then, already in retirement in the reconstruction years, she decided to join the religious discourse.
And it started.

So what does it get? Were they all Jews?

and yes.

Was Jesus a Jew?

And he too.

- And the Orthodox then what to do with these Jewish strife?

Is that what you say here? Especially because I am an atheist.

I am glad there are religious relatives. My mother spoke to them for a long time, and she understood something. And again she asked, "Can you explain to me in human language what happened there and what we are celebrating? »

I tried to tell her a new covenant in a clear terminology.

There was a Roman Empire, like the USSR.

I understand.

It was the Union Republic of Judea.

Now it is human.

There was the first secretary, the high priest, Anna, as it was appointed.
from local ones. And he had a headquarters at him – Kaiafa. and second
The secretary, as was prescribed from the center, was called the prosecutor.

What is Pontius Pilate? They couldn’t be human right away.
to write! So what?

They had a big party party party. Everyone is preparing,
There are reporting meetings, solemn reports, everything as usual. and here
Suddenly a dissident arrives. Declared elements
Asana is screaming. not well.

Oh, I understand, that is what Christ means. What was his dissent?

He was opposed to formalism and formalism.

You are a volunteer!

type of that. The publicman Judas where it was necessary, Christ was bound,
They moved into the monkey and decided to organize a demonstration process.

They had publicity!

and controlled. Anna and Caiafa gathered a plenum and decided how
Combating foreign manifestations. Crucify the dissident has no authority.
was, the sanction was needed from the center, here they went to the second
Secretary Pontius Pilate. They say, let us crucify this dissident, or we
You have failed to work with local staff.

- Yes, these bays in the Union republics are forever so... Well even asked.
And then what?

Pontius Pilate said to them, “Do not hang your dissidents on me, but go to me.”
the Jewish pre-committee of Herod, he is the executive authority, and
He decides. Go to Herod, he is rejected, saying it is not my jurisdiction.
In general, I am out of Herodiada worse than Galina Brezhnevova behaves, and here you are.
yet yet.

Everything is like people!

That is the meaning. Then we went back to Pilate, who finally gave the sanction.
but with reservations, as usual: “I wash my hands, under your responsibility, I
reporting, curtains in places, etc. “Christ was crucified.

Now it is understandable!

Thanks to God!

Stay still, I don’t understand.

What is incomprehensible?

How can it be that the first secretary is a Jew?

Funny pattern: if you carefully lay your hair with a dryer, the hairstyle remains until the first hat, but the laying "Sleep with wet hair" persistently holds until the next wash.

My grandmother about SKYPE: "Good thing! It is like receiving guests and not feeding them.

He did not cut off the side of the knife, scratched from his stupidity... but he had to scratch from his...

h: Listen, I am now with such a girl cool communicate, the figure oh**nny, chest size 3, 100% will give in a week
U = 0
Oh, wow, it’s not about you.
Not to you *

Leyla (14:18:03 17/01/2011)
After he tried to glue my husband, I don’t trust him at all.

My favourite xxx here.
xxx: solemnly putting butter in the room with ivory
XXX: clinging to the threshold, starting to fall
XXX: somehow catches the balance
xxx: gives me a plate and not embarrassed: "no unborn fish died during transportation"

I brought you this shirt with your cheese.
With whom?
Well, this is your choked pet...
This is Sponge Bob!! to

xxxh: writes to me here a guy with whom once lived together for six months, have not communicated for a year. Nothing but friendship connected us, he was bored, I had no place to live. We fought terribly with him. I quote :
I was walking here on the street, a piece of ice falls from the roof, a caiaque fucking me on the shoulder, it hurts to chew, I fall with my hand into dog shit, my stomach into a mixture of salt, water and dirt. I lie down, marry, look at the hand in the shit and something you immediately remembered"
Not a fool?! to

We sit at work and smoke bamboo.

I want to sleep.
I too.
Do you think the sheep?

The client comes in.

and once.

Only when you move you realize that you have plenty of stuff.

There is one toilet on the whole floor. Well, I approach, I mean, I pull the pen - closed. Well, I think I will come later. From there I cried out:
Do not leave! I almost finished!

Almost died of this, blatant, informative...

WOW forum, we talked about music.

No, I don’t listen to that :)
You need something fierce to play a warrior. For example: *Link to YouTube*
Immediately you want to press the buttons faster, stepping enemies into dirt.

Z is. The link turned out to the clip "Ranetki-One"
>_<

I am fucking happy and unreasonably happy!!!! to
Evgeny: Pharmaceuticals are a great science :D

[12:07:09] xxx: Who ever tried to push the toothbrush into the lighter, well, where the gas comes out and ignites it?
[12:09:36] yyy: fool
[12:09:38] zzz: The fuck! ! to ! to

Service Center: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for increasing the volume of services. Not only do idiots suck spoon in laptops, but also the desktop PC gets.
A small collection:
7 cases: 1 port burned.
3 cases: MPL burned to zero (probably by the controller)
4 cases: BP trial
2 cases: banally bended legs in the connector, burning nothing, but the computer did not turn on.
1 case: "complete loser" hit on BP, OZU, MPL and "you will not believe" along with the replacement of the platform also on the CPU and the view.
Pull the spoon further, sometimes the left remains. =) is

I think the glass is half full. And you?
I think it is convenient to beat people with a glass.

And in our city there is a street dedicated to Indian programmers Hindu trial.

Soon everything will get better in Russia.
Soon there will be no illness or trouble.
Finally fighting corruption.
There will be not only one president.

We are going to be a sports power again.
Everything will be very OK,
It is called Russia united.
It will be a country, not a group of people.

The roads will become dirty.
And the fools will be less in the country.
It is a pity to live in this beautiful time.
Neither you nor I will have 9 minutes.