XXX: Is it like you?? to
ZZZ: Hello
Tagged with: Anton
XXX: Not the government?? to
zzz: don't scare me so I opened the passport with shaking hands, it turned out to be Anton
XXX: Do you look at it?
YYY: No O_O
XXX: Don't Chase Me
Where did I burn?
xxx: well obviously you have a miranda, with a plugin, that in the status shows what you are looking at and here is what content can be a file called bigassteen18 size 700 MB?)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Say goodbye to you 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Fuck the nick!
[01-01, 15:55] Dionysos
I feel like a bourgeois.
[01-01, 15:55] Dionysos
I sit down - I eat butter with ink
[01-01, 15:56] by Dieter
I drink champagne from a cup.
[01-01, 15:56] by Dieter
New Year's Concert of the Vienna Orchestra of Culture
[01-01, 15:57] by Dieter
Defeated Proletariat
From the 31st to the 1st, having walked around the center, he decided to take a gas balloon pistol and drink half the banks. I crawled, I went home, I wrapped up in the arch.
I'm going to go out - on the sidewalk go 2 defks with a small on the trailer, the small pistol is like this, the pistols chew. And the little oret: “Ma-Ma, I’ll get into that bottle!” And it targets... and here I am propelled, in the arch a thunder, I can't see, a gun from under the jacket, a correction so as not to hit, a silent "tuff" from Walter with a mouthpiece merges with a ringing click of the piston. The bottle flies out beautifully, straight like in advertising! The child is delighted, but these kinds of haunted faces, such as those of the girls, I have not seen for a long time!
XXX: Damn, December 31 is an official working day. I am fucking. I go, therefore, like a fool to work, in the electric car - empty, I go in the subway - quiet and quiet, like at night in a museum. I am one of the first to work. I went to work on the 31st. I want like everything!
YYY: Yes, they have all been fired.
I watched the first channel on New Year’s Eve... and I realized how good it is that it’s only once a year.
A cake is better than a cake, I don’t know what.
http://aniskin1968.livejournal.com/32289.html
Our women...it’s our all!
As it turned out, they can not only stop horses, but also a whole horse.
Discos in full swing!
There is a strong woman living in our neighborhood who played volleyball for the national team.
The Soviet Union!
Not long ago, the team, as well as the Union, but the hit remained.
It was yesterday at the disco.
Catherine realized that her cell phone was removed. The cable was new, very
The dear.
The five men who stood next to her, in a couple of seconds... lay down!! to
In this somewhat unusual but effective way, she attracted to herself.
The general attention.
At the door, the only way out is:
Until I get my phone, nobody will get out of here. Turn off the light.
for a few minutes!
When the light was turned on, the tube was on the floor.
The disco continued.
These are the women!! Harsh but fair!! to
http://antyaskin.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4&start=120
The Chinese philosopher Chang Ying Yu said: “He who is active during the day,
He is as strong as a bull, as strong as a bee, as a horse, and comes home in the evening.
tired like a dog, should consult with a veterinarian, there is
It is likely that he is a donkey.
When you argue with your wife, you call her.
My rabbit is mine.
XXX is so cute?
Rabbits eat their shit when they are hungry. She is a zoologist, she knows.
Television announces the news:
One of the first countries to celebrate the New Year this year was Australia.
Before the sex. I lie on my back. The girl above. He leaned to my ear and whispered gently:
Sell a light...
OO OO
And then it turned out that she said "Truth I am easy?"...
Serial suicide (31.12.2008 12:49):
Fuck to!
What a fucking city.
Serial suicide (31.12.2008 12:50):
Everybody came to the exam.
The 31st number
Serial suicide (31.12.2008 12:51):
Prep Buddha calls the old man * AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! A new year, I will give you a new year!!* is
Well, how many Dalbaebs during the celebration of the NG went to the line to see the same unsuccessful Dalbaebs?)))
How many more dogs during the president’s New Year’s address raised their hands and cried out: "Translate, Bear!!!"?? to
So many people suffer from the question: "Where to store money? Dollars and Euros"
Nippon you comrades!
29th December: price for cucumbers = 180 rubles / kg
31st December: price for cucumbers = 250 rubles / kg
Keep your savings in cakes!
So the mind gained that the neck can no longer withstand the head.
by Yuri Tatarkin
<<Russian and Chinese are brothers for centuries. >>
(Communist propaganda of Mao's time)
He was witnessed at the end of June. A friend at a wedding.
It happened in New York, and the New York summer is still a natural phenomenon!
High humidity due to the ocean makes the hot air not just
Dry and suffocating. At the usual 35-40 degrees a simple walk
It becomes torture. Within five minutes, the clothes are wet.
Before the thunderstorm, like in a steam. There are such days every summer.
Enough enough. The wedding day was no exception.
Another important detail: my friend’s bride is a Chinese woman.
I, the groom’s parents and two other witnesses came to the house of the future maid.
to take the bride, the maid and the testator, and all the witnesses of the bride,
The whole crowd went to the park to take a picture. Sitting in the car with
the air conditioners, wait for the hour X. Finally, the signal has arrived -
We are advancing. In front of the house of the parents of the bride we are met by a crowd.
Chinese witnesses and offer the bridegroom to undergo standard tests
before he can see his chosen wife.
Test 1: While one of us is squeezing, the others should drink.
Apple juice from baby bottles. For our people, as
As a rule, with the army hardening-training, pressing is just pleasant.
Memories of youth. But it is very damaged by a temperature below 40.
Incredible spirits, sliced shirts, butterflies and smokings. The Married
heroically challenged to squeeze while we drink the juice, so that the bride could see,
What a wonderful man God sent her.
Have you ever tried drinking from a baby’s bottle through a nipple? One one
In childhood, what about conscious age? Juice hardly
It drops, our cheeks are red from dullness, the bridegroom runs out. to
To help the bridegroom, the osky had to bite over and pull in the ugly
warm apple liquid, saving the bridegroom from further torture.
The second test is to put 3 airballs on each. Murders and so on.
Red, there is nothing to lose.
The third test is the apogee of history: nothing, the bridegroom must sing.
A song about love, when the bride forgets everything and rushes into his heart.
and embrace. In our case, the bride would run out only for the sake of
The bridegroom was silent and no longer represented a complete absence of vocal data.
But about that later.
So the task is set and clear. But with execution, it is a stumbling. well no
I don’t know a single song about love. For five minutes he talked.
witnesses of the bride, until they agreed: the song can be any;
Not necessarily in English, but in Russian; for moral support
All witnesses of the bridegroom must sing.
After a brief meeting, we found out that we all know one.
The only song. There is no way back, you cannot escape from the submarine.
In three bits we cried:
“Rise up, the country is huge.
Stand up for a deadly fight.
With the dark fascist force,
“The damned horde.”
Time has stopped. The birds hang in the air. The Chinese were with
Incredibly wide open eyes. Mexicans cutting grass on
On the other side of the street, they forgot everything in the world and looked fascinated.
and us. The silence was broken by the father of the bridegroom, running out on the street with a cry: "What?
What happened"
Gradually everything returned to its own circles. There is nothing left of the bride.
except to let us all enter and not be ashamed anymore.
The Chinese came back and narrowed their eyes to the usual size. The Mexicans
Back to the grasshoppers. The wedding itself was even more fun, but it was already
Another story.
The groom is from Chelyabinsk. Chelyabinsk men are so harsh.
They can get married to Chinese women, get stuck in the heat of forty degrees.
"Rise the country is huge!" for them a song about love.
In Vladivostok opened the exhibition center. All premises
Equipped with comfortable plays.
Halloween, the feast of impurity in America. In Russia, there is a celebration when all the dead go to the streets. It is 1 January.