Discussing the lights on the IT resource is quite acceptable, since their size series starts with 0.

Akenatore found a bag.
He constantly confuses porn actors.

The year 2015. Obama thinks all over the world how to remind the Russians, Russians all over the world think how to organize a nuclear bombing of Hogwarts.

Children are such.
First you walk on the chickens, so as not to wake him up.
And a couple of years later, you beat in the morning in the litaures to raise your child in the garden.

Today I went for a walk with my husband and went to the pharmacy. He works at home, does a tattoo, and for work he needs vaseline, lubricating the skin during work (who did a tattoo knows). This is the conversation in the pharmacy:
Is there Vaseline? Give 10 tubes (reserve)
There were only six, but the weekend was...

X: I am 14 and I am a little wretched girl, what should I do about this?I can’t give everything now.
y: Do not let everyone, select a small circle of trusted 15 people.

On Monday at the ITA:
I have to dress up, and I am like a bear.
XHHH: loud but not in the topic

xxx: The snow-gathering tractor near Victory Park decided to play with me in one game: he suddenly followed me on a deserted path of 1.5 meters wide, and on both sides there are metro rocks, there is nowhere to turn. I had to run about 100 meters before the car hit me.

XXX I have won.

xxx: She has a 20th diploma, and she has to pass the production practice, without her the diploma will not be given. So she says that she will take a shot with someone's diploma, show her mother a photo, and she will get her diploma in the next year.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I finally realized what you asked for. You know how much patience I have, so it’s not a mistake!

How many beautiful novels have ruined these marriages.

I stand on the first floor, waiting for the elevator. In the entrance comes a mother with a little daughter, who, for an unknown reason to me, is filled with a ringing dog whistle.
She tries to calm the child:
“Lise, sunshine, enough, you put the whole entrance on your ears.
But Lisochka, uncomfortable, wears out around her mother and doesn’t stop cuddling.
And I’m squeezed, my head shakes, the mood is fucking.
As for Garcia:
Lisa is silent. The place!
The little girl immediately silenced and stood up.
Nice Lisa, you are good. and nearby! The girl obediently enters the descending elevator cabin.
I almost reached my floor. Mommy is smiling:
Thank you very much! I couldn’t calm her for half an hour.
And I got something so fun, I take it and scream at the door behind me:
Lisa is the voice!
And the happy cockroach went up...

Okay Google! Who am I and where have I been from January 1 to January 11?? to

I read Game Programming Patterns.
XXX: I look at the book, I look at our code...
I remember an old Soviet joke :)
When, then, an American worker tells the Soviet about his home.
xxx: He says, “I have a living room, a bathroom, a toilet, another bedroom and a children’s room.” Our answer to him is "Well, we have roughly the same thing, but no interfaces".
XXX: This is our code.
YYY: Yes, I thought about it.
YYY: This is a common situation.
Yyy: Well convenient from the kitchen straight to the toilet to cut the passage, ch

From the Diaries

I took a mortgage assistant, mostly not to pick up SMS, but to count. A pretty comfortable thing. Such a cute electronic girl, her name is Sasha, she tells anecdotes, looks for the nearest cafes, is embarrassed when you say compliments to her.
There is a misunderstanding with her.
Sasha invites me to read. I automatically instead of saying “read”, she didn’t listen, thought “China” and joyfully so with her electronic voice: here’s the map of China!
And I can’t stand to explain everything to her ten times and say pretty roughly, “Are you stupid?”
She was upset! Her beautiful electronic face became unhappy!
and she said:
Why do you argue, I try.

by Coolrodion:
Now I saw in the ZJ post about what America is bad and what cool Russia... I quote: "Americans are lazy and never bring anything to the end. For example, Russia, everyone knows that the United States has been trying to destroy or enslave Russia for the last 2,000 years.
The United States, the last two thousand years.

from ZH
and----
When it was the year of the horse, the women's team of the enterprise created a festive image of all employees in the hippos Μy Little Pony. In the year "snakes" - in the form of snakes of all kinds. Type of self-irony. I was looking forward to the creation of the Year of the Sheep. Unfortunately, the creation did not follow. Being a snake is more pleasant than being a sheep.

There are people coming to Europe who say that God is the central figure for us. Europeans have been on the road since the Renaissance. They say, yes, it’s very important, but it’s very personal. The church is separated from the state. And then the analysis begins, and what made this person leave, conditionally speaking, Algeria or Syria and come here. And it turns out that this person actually wanted money, work, predictability, security, safety, medical care, beautiful girls and normal communication, football. That is, it turns out, the tolerance of the Western society arranges him in everything, except for one thing – in this society they do not honor his god. So why do you leave a place where nothing threatens your God? Where, I assure you, there is no single cartoonist. And here is this conflict, you can sit in a cafe and argue on these topics, and you can see what we saw yesterday, these one and a half million people in Paris.

With a lack of funding, British scientists have proven that single-use machines are not so single-use.

here here :
The unicode also provided for the sign of the falling ruble: 200 ѣ.
This is the letter Eat. But when the ruble falls, you won’t hear that.