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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №681
 02.01.2008
How to write on the instructions for medication
Interactions with other drugs: Unknown

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №680
 02.01.2008
XXX is
I was very excited—imagine a guy in a long coat, in black boots, etc., in general — civilian-looking — throwing sand for the tree right under the nose of the workers who make the sand.
And I also had a blue pot, where I folded it all and counted a glamorous pad)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №679
 02.01.2008
At 10 a.m. on January 1, I went out on the street, immediately thought that I am in the movie "I am a legend", a few minutes later I see students going to the camp, what a legend is here, on their faces it is "Day of the Living Dead".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №678
 02.01.2008
I look at the empty streets at 2 p.m. and think that Santa has fulfilled my request and sent all the uepans to the uranium mines.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №677
 02.01.2008
The Pizzeria. I wonder who else thinks the New Year was so bad this time?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №676
 02.01.2008
I forgot to give you a gift!
Fuck it, leave it to yourself.
BSka: Is this shit to me?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №675
 02.01.2008
[ifx]: stole, drunk, in jail (c) Gentlemen of Luck.
[ifx]: downloaded, sentenced to jail (c) the 4th amendment of the Copyright Act on Intellectual Property of January 1, 1988.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №674
 02.01.2008
January 1 is probably the only day in the year when the morning begins in the evening.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №673
 01.01.2008
BOFH: You really understand what patriotism is when at 5 a.m. on New Year’s Eve, you vote for BASH and you realize that you are not alone.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №672
 01.01.2008
Timekiller
Shao, linoucha has put yourself on an avka?

Tim Thaler
This is not Linux!

Tim Thaler
This is one of the 64 Penguins Wearing the Sacred Discet in Iron Cloves!!! to

Timekiller
......

Tim Thaler
I forgot his name...

Timekiller
Don’t smoke that shit anymore.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №671
 01.01.2008
Why do you sing songs so quickly and I sing so slowly?
He: Because you have a good anal
She: What is it??? O_O
The channel is good...
He: Oh... blaaaah...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №670
 01.01.2008
The member wakes up not only in the morning, but also in public transport when it’s time to go out.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №669
 01.01.2008
From the KS:

LOL :D
[LOL]: 4e
D: What is it?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №668
 01.01.2008
I have a car oil.
Stupidity: What does it mean?
I: it means that I have a minimum level of oil in the engine and I have to constantly pour oil.
You are stupid: everything is clear.
I: What is clear?
You got your jokes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №667
 01.01.2008
by Genri:
Dear Romance!
On behalf of our team and myself, I cordially congratulate you on the New Year! IT is the most dynamically developing sector of the Belarusian economy. And here, like nowhere else, competent specialists are needed to ensure the technical development of telecommunications infrastructure. And all this marketing, new fucking services - fucking it is all a big deal. They sit, they don’t do any shit, and you are technical.
The expert is Nate. Fuck to fuck. Implement solutions, run, pull the net at night, cheer to the nose of anything, so that these hated users get to cheat the new shit services. And then the fucking brain "and my printer doesn’t print". Fuck them in the fuck, and to you in this light day I wish you happiness, good health and success!

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №666
 01.01.2008
xxx: once in the night was in inadequate, so that the nepalico immediately sneaked into the toilet... but still burned...
Yyy: Did you laugh loudly?
I took my guitar with me so it wasn’t boring.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №665
 01.01.2008
Interesting practice of cleaning the keyboard
First the quest, then the lotto.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №664
 01.01.2008
Lunch at the office. runs the secret, turns his eyes to the ceiling, chatting the mainland, then gets the compact, breaks it into 2 parts, throws them to the side of the admin and escapes.
Further dialogue
Ahranag: Is it that it was? O_O
And he said, “Ura!
A is fun?? to
Oh, I was able to get them out! Now they believe that all their glues are due to the curved software and no longer cheat the monitor!)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №663
 01.01.2008
Not every quote in the abyss can boast that it has been in it for a whole year :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №662
 01.01.2008
What to give you for the new year?
Olga: Nothing
Is the jump worth it? and :)
4K – It’s really beautiful, honestly!
Che: Hey...

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