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[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58721
 16.01.2012
Katya: I’m sitting down and listening to the old man and masturbating... We and their lover kissed for the first time at their concert!! Mmm... And mom goes by – "off, off"... I don’t understand anything...
O O O O O O
Lana: I nostalgize, Kat...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58720
 16.01.2012
The C tape:
13.01 10:32 Matvijenko took the chief over the mayor of Vladivostok

15.01 08:58 Tens of thousands of inhabitants of Vladivostok remain without water

Funny coincidence ?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №58719
 16.01.2012
XXX is:
Today, they say, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up, and when asked why I jumped up, I replied, "I want dll'ku with mayonnaise." Then I went to sleep further.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58718
 16.01.2012
For young guys to note: pushing a girl into intimacy the most ineffective argument of all time is: "Yes, don’t be afraid! I have a little!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58717
 16.01.2012
Mathematics is the most erotic science in the world. You come home, for example, and you are on the floor, on a millimetre sheet there is a puddle, sexually bending, and with a dumb voice says, "I am a bad function, find on me a point of removable gap."
Bggg
- Integrate my plane into the smooth plane of the floor by module five! Divide me into equal sections in the interval from A to B!
“Ugh, disperse me in the row of Taylor, O my knight of the logarithmic line and of the resfeder!
You are a villain! Immediately restore the perpendicular.
- Yes, come to me, let's do the extraction of tannins from plant raw materials.
– What what?
“Coffee, come and drink.
We are always, we are happy.
- Only you bring organic polymers with a high elasticity index, otherwise I will curl your polynomial on the Pascal triangle.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58716
 16.01.2012
xxx: Translation: Studio (Double voice) (Sergey Didok and Galina Chirkova)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Amateurly
zzz: It’s all right, it’s more like two lovers. However, my voice is more pleasant during the stones.
WWW: I agree, you really have a more pleasant stone.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58715
 16.01.2012
He: What are you doing?

I sit with my girlfriend.

He is sympathetic.)

She says she’s terrible.

He: How are you?

She is: well. How is your business?

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58714
 16.01.2012
Here, single boys were given a test on the suitability of the girl for family life. I remind you:

Spend the whole day with her at home, without sex, compass and calf, butter and snacks. If she can entertain you, get married".

Here is the correction! What is described above is not a wife, but a professional animator. If you happen to be the director of a company that organizes holidays and corporations - after such a check you can safely take it to the staff. But if you are still trying to arrange your personal life, then the algorithm should be slightly different. and specifically:

Spend the whole day with her at home, without a compass, a calf and a buckle. If she is able to entertain you, as well as provide sex and snacks - then MARRIED!!!! to

A normal woman.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58713
 16.01.2012
My father burned:
The separation of Scotland from Britain is seriously considered.
I – Why?
Have you looked at the heart?
Yes yes yes...
The Scots probably saw it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №58712
 16.01.2012
I go into the university dining room.I took something to bury and went to the table, I go and see that I did not take bread. I come back and say:
40 pieces of bread.
and??? to
I have 10 hamsters in my backpack.
A-A (as if it should be the same)
Everyone loves to watch me eat bread. I woke up laughing.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58711
 16.01.2012
Guess who I saw. I say right away, you don’t know him.

O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58710
 16.01.2012
Ansey: My mom walked in the morning for the dishes in the kitchen closet, and from there, the cockroaches are licking! Then, when they started to water all the poison there, they found money (likely someone’s ass).
And I so deliberately give: - Quartpay left

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58709
 16.01.2012
Will you be a pasta or a spaghetti?
Tagged: spaghetti
Better to make pasta.
Yes, the choice has already been made, I only have to realize it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58708
 16.01.2012
I dreamed that I was watching porn, in which trembling men were watching porn, I was looking into their screen, and there I was watching porn! I’m even afraid to get up in the dream.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58707
 16.01.2012
Patrick Star
What are you most afraid of?

Redstar
The strange noise that sometimes comes from the kitchen at night

Patrick Star
You are what! Very interesting, so how can it be? We need to clean up the kitchen, comrade.

Redstar
The whole apartment was illuminated (there was a case when we had a rose on each staircase in the entrance in the morning. It does not seem to coincidence. Someone probably performed a ritual. Then it was illuminated.

DejaVu
The ceremony is called "Wedding".

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58706
 16.01.2012
Tomorrow we’ll buy and burn fish.
I don’t want fish.
I will buy 100% fish and you will eat the fire.
I will, but I do not want.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58705
 16.01.2012
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xxx: Listening to trubble black with fast blast bits...
xxx: I am...
xxx: And the player is already five minutes as hanging))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58704
 16.01.2012
xxx: I'm thinking of going on the wax epil of deep bikini, but I'm afraid :) Did you do it?
YYY: Noah, I’m sitting and scared. It hurts there too. In the most appropriate place. I am not prepared for such torture.
XXX: I'm afraid that a piece of paper will break away :)

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58703
 16.01.2012
The cakes are the best cakes (they have meat inside) and instead of the test - the meat :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58702
 16.01.2012
Okay, maybe it’s good that you’ve broken up, look for the positive side.
Wow, yes, I still have two Gondons.

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