Conversation between two programmers:
Are you leaving on time today?
2nd Debt
Like nothing has collapsed.
Spit through the left shoulder
1. knock on a tree
Anything in our profession can help.

I have been in medicine for 12 years. Oh, get me moderator Bash...

...and when the predecessor put me in the account of the And I wrote the name of the object there, and I tried to fix it, saying "the subject is called the processing of discreet information, not the processing of discreet information."
He opened his eyes and asked "and you are not FIT?"
I am "and why is this not a 411 audience?"
In the end, they both cheated until he offered to count it as an annual special course.

I work as a realtor.
A call from the buyer
I: Goodbye
She: you have an apartment for sale like this please tell the exact address 26 or 27 house
I will clarify and call you again.

Call the owner.
Please specify your home number.
It is: 26
I: Thank you very much

Calling the Buyer
I: Hi, I have specified the address of this 26 house
She: You know me the number of home does not say anything!!! What color is green or brown?? to

Calling the owner
Hello again, sorry but don't tell me what color the house is (I speak through wild rust)
Give her that green (also through wild rust)

It would be nothing, but I didn’t tell him that the buyer was a woman!! to

xxx (22:34:12 18/01/2008)
with your picture frightened 2 friends, one girl and her young nephew to tears brought
xxx (22:34:29 18/01/2008)
I no longer send.
xxx (22:34:52 18/01/2008)
They promised to go on a meeting.
yyy (22:34:41 18/01/2008)
and ROFL

Yesterday I noticed that the cat on the command: "Kubble!!!" Automatically cancels the last movement in space

Fuck, I am a fool!! I bought a new refrigerator, the temperature can be displayed there.. put in the freezer -18, after an hour decided to check if the sticker had to be pulled out of the shelf...

“Mom and Dad, Oleg and I don’t live together. This morning he came to me to help kill the spider and accidentally left his toothbrush, all his clothes and furniture.

XXX: I remember the FD. In Nagintsk, the electricity market passed by the lamp on the clumps and the jobnulsa atut with the butt of the appeton. It is in the radius of the meter.)
XXX: The Pony of Pony)
XXX: Everyone was scared, and I was intrigued. I thought I was going to be a doctor, and the cock became a dalbayop*)))

KTA is very noticeable!

When I was standing at the closed sberbank I periodically printed the balance of the credit card, I was looked at as a fool. But when no one had the clock and one of these losers asked about the same time... And when I, once again, printed the balance... all the others felt like unintentional fools!

taken from one of the forums

Sorry for the off-top: Is Linux put on a simple XP wire or is it a special wire?? to

In the morning of Ash
XZ: Where were you last night?
Misanthrope: It’s a fucking shit, Alyssa... I’m drunk.
by xz :D
XZ: I hope you’ll be in the next 3 hours?
Misanthrope: hz... I’m leaving, I’ll be back in half an hour and then I’ll be back.
parade:)xz: for the mineral 7 ))))
Misanthrope: well type of that))) on the passport focus))))

An excerpt from the story of the iPhone:

The study of the high-frequency characteristics of the phone required a model of a human head filled with gelatin to mimic the brain inside.

Steve Jobs knows people better than they know themselves.

The Pipet! Work, in the room where the tech support sits, we put a camera so that we don’t sleep, don’t chew, and don’t smoke at work. Now the general manager can at any time from home see what we are doing here. I’t be surprised if they started broadcasting it on the company’s website, and then even text voting was launched, like whom to expel!=)

Max <Gafa: If you have a son gay, what would you do?
Gafa <max: I’ll fuck him!
max <Gafa: O_o ))))

Rabbit_Imbicyl: We have a young man, so his wife expelled him from the house. It was nice to think of him after having sex with her:"Let’s take a look".

<Swin> Guys, I just think that Ferrero Roosher is the evil Raffaello?! O_O

I will be a carrier or a carrier.
I will be a docker.
What kind of kids will we have???
xxx let’s call them Nikifor and Martha))
The main thing is not to roast them afterwards.)

I send my friends to the lapchats (cats - he and she, both in the grove), to the subwoofer (senoval) for the night, take the edge of bread and water there, catching every mouse is: I hear the heart-hearted advice of households: "and you have them shrimp, visca...". Immediately the situation emerged: - the chef gives a thousand dollars, food for a week, wine, a beautiful girlfriend and a note - and grit: "You work...7 days... but take into account... we will not check anyway... ".

<xxx> I live in New York. P.S. I watched the picture. A tractor cleansed the road. It cleans itself, slowly, right. I am standing at the stop. I hear the whispering pepper. I turned around, and there this machina drove into the cruiser, which was slowly in the hole. Here is this dialogue:
Fuck... what to do?
A lot of snow is now transferred here, promptly, gentlemen, promptly.
I wanted to wait until the owner of the car came... He would have them as quickly as his cruiser probably. xDDD