Lexx: A man came to us in the morning, like I was here with you a couple of months ago, the bars took, the wires broke, I want new ones.
U2 and Berkshire?
No, the ropes
Lexx: It turned out that nothing close to the size - 180cm - is not.
U2: Ha ha ha ha, go to the rift already.
Lexx: The weather, he was still in a joke outraged - the type of shoes you sell, and the ropes to it - not, advised in the market and in other shoes to look for. has gone. In the evening he returned - bought new shoes, pulled out the ropes and left, and the boots were thrown into the urn at the exit, throw!
Lexx: Here’s my new bears :P
U2: Is it... Dear friends?
Lexx: Agah 8-)
U2: And how are they? Is it worth taking compared to cheap ones?
Lexx: A hz - I can't find them anywhere in the city :-(

K to:
Probably the most beautiful dress on a girl is a towel or blanket.
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You and your shirt.

Or is it the ritual of committing to leaders - like the vampires - to drink blood from people, you must first die as a human being?

And if you do not drink blood, and do not have you in the brain, you put on the work of the screw, as much as you do not pay. You get rid of the office, you’ll be fired. And when he himself invested in his business a bunch of time, nerves and money, the hired lazy just wavered. You understand that alone in a day you will do more than a dozen employees sitting a week "from call to call". You just need to not be disturbed in Heat, contact and sit, and pay the salary on time. And the fact that the profit of the company, and accordingly your salary, directly depends on the outcome of your work, you do not understand them. How did you not go after that?
Do not value a good attitude, well, you will get the leader of the "vampire".

c) The Cineman

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have a lot of pain)))
To the logopedist?

Should I miss a car that runs on a pedestrian crossing when I am on the main road?

I am standing near the subway, waiting for my wife, next to me is a nervously smoking 30-year-old guy. The sight of him is very confused... A minute after five, the plot changes, a joyful girl goes to him for a meeting and does not reach 5 meters with a clear hope in the voice: well, you have decided?!? to
The bored crowd immediately turns their gaze at him, and he does not pay attention to the crowd with joy in the voice of the eagle: Yes! I am a boy!
The loudest of all roared a drunk boy who was sitting near the entrance to the subway and all this time pretended to be dead.

What a dirty tea.
I am sorry, it is overwhelming!

Yesterday I visited my mom and made two discoveries for myself:
In the first - the beard prevents licking the plate :P=
I haven’t eaten from my plate for a long time. :)

The collective works harmoniously and productively, and only the bosses deal here and there with irrelevant issues and bring elements of chaos and discord, being the cause of failures, into a well-established system.

K is
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if you have a fox, it doesn’t mean you’re a man, it’s possible you’re just a fox))))))))
c) Vikki
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Do not be wise please!
This quote should look like this:
If you have a pussy, it does not mean that you are a pussy, it is possible that you are a pussy!

LinuxCodder: Who knows what No;%:*@# screws formated?
Lari$$ka: Oh, that’s me. by chance, especially because you haven’t done anything there anyway?
LinuxCodder: First I did. There was already a fully configured system and a bunch of file content.
LinuxCodder: It was already a fully upgraded server, you know?
LinuxCodder: It could already be put into operation... eh... ((
LinuxCodder: And secondly, THE SEVEN formatted screws are "accidental"?! to

Why does it often happen that the language in the wheel persistently doesn’t want to switch even after a few consecutive Ctrl(Alt) + Shift clicks, until you look at the language panel?

The methodist from the decanate comes in and says: guys, I have a labyrinth on my computer, which is constantly demonstrating porn on the Internet, don't you see?
We will be happy to answer.)

xxx: No matter how much a foreigner has taught Russian, he will never understand why "drop" is "theft", and "drop" is "bite".

Good to fuck.

I had a friend who had a “smile if you want to sleep with me” on his visit card. You would see how they tried not to laugh!It is :)

I stand on a cigarette with girls, we smoke, a boy comes out of school with his mother, all beautiful with flowers and a wallet!
He approaches Julia and says:
Girl, nicotine and not such horses killed))
I have fallen...

San: the shab to do such a shab to me for this was nothing)))
KreZ: San> work overtime

3ve3do4et: Guys, how to answer the female question "Why did you pull me to bed?" other than the obvious?
Esk: Go, she just didn’t notice you fucking her. Now it confuses.

1 - Mly, Bilin bought Goden-Telecom, Corbyn and Euroset - direct wolves.
2 - Everything is as planned, then Gazprom will buy Beeline.
2 - And then MTS, Megaphone, Nornikel, Rusal, Rushidro and others.
1 is Gazprom.
And then Putin exchanges it for the United States for Obama, and the United States will go to the enoplanets for experiments for the fact that they will push Gazprom from Obama back. The United States is not. Obama is not. Enoplanetans are 10,000 years behind, you can build communism.

News: "The Metropolitan Kirill was kidnapped a few hours ago by Land Cruiser Prado."

God gave, God took.