For all errors and processor errors - get a monitor, keyboard and mouse.

Glow :
There is a tradition in Russia - to wipe the floor with a sponge for washing dishes.

My girlfriend, coming home, already before leaving, looks at herself in the mirror with the words:
What, the cattle, is it going on?

Impressions of a man who is currently on a trip to a distant galaxy... ehe... America:

Today, in our office, an electrician changed the light bulbs. It turns out, when the local electricians fall something, they don’t do it! It falls in total silence. It is "

A slave, take him away from you.

In the store, the boss reports a very young saleswoman for some offence and at the end of her speech rhetorically exclaims:
You have a conscience!? to
The frightened girl, smashing tears on her face and whispering, complains:
I’ve been shopping recently...

The USSR. The 50s. The American tourist decided to drink carbonated water.
He approaches the machine, throws three pennies, waits. The machine burned, coughed, shrugged - and nothing. The American still throws a coin – not a fig. Another coin has the same effect. He stood, scratched his head and thought, “It’s an idea!
Thus came the game machines.

by Cisco:
From before it was like, birth rate increased in the belt of power outages
by Cisco:
During the fall of servers.

This is an intellectual family. In the morning in the kitchen we struggle for the control to the TV, but not to turn it on. It is convenient for them to support the book for convenience of reading :)

hhh: honestly, I thought that it would be dumber and send "The best movies 1,2" in the Russian box office can appear nothing...
WOW: Is it possible???? to
Yesterday I went to "Our Rush. The Eggs of Fate"
I bought 4 tickets for tonight (for myself, Svetta, her mother and her younger brother)
My condolences to you ?

Valera: Something is a cold apocalypse today
Leo: and don’t talk. I walked to the bank, all in the other way.
Leo: The eggs were like walnuts, and they became like woods.

[woa-it] and [undead]
All the right ones went.

[woa-it] and [undead]
Prayer to church in the morning.

M0x1T
Aha, how

M0x1T
The computer is turned off at night.

The morning. The Kindergarten. My daughter was 8 hours like 5 years old. He opens the door to the group from his feet and says:"Hello, salagi". I did not study, honestly.

M: "And we need to go to the pharmacy."
J: "I will not give you."
...

Lubavia (16:39:37 26/01/2010)
There is such a rosy beauty out there, like the end of the world.

Wikipedia article on whiskey:

Irish whiskies are believed to be the invention of St. Patrick, the patron of Ireland. Having just stepped on the shore of the “Green Island”, he immediately began two works pleasing to God: producing “holy water” [whisky] and converting the Gentiles to the true faith.

I imagine this: Patrick is sitting, chasing the barley, and around him the pagans are sitting, tasting this barley and converting to the true faith.

Chugun: Today I decided not to go to the last 2 Latvian in school, I think there is nothing there is planned... In the end, in the evening, I watch news on the local channel with the relatives, tell about education and say: "And now we go to 88 school to high school students", and it made them want to go to our class. Mom is like this: Oggo your class is showing!! Then this pause and asks, and where are you sitting? Would you see the expression of my face?

Fuck you people! Well, when will you start asking a question, putting a question mark at the end of a sentence? Or phrases such as: "You like the sadomaso and submission" are perceived as an attempt to suggest and interfere in my subconscious and a little scare me.
by Tarazz (c)

Discussion of the camera on one of the websites:

and plus:

shooting speed, large detector, tracking autofocus, a lot of buttons - everything at hand, big just huge battery capacity, the ability to show the grid in the detector
The Minuses:

Do not go for beer.

Ho: By the way, very common psychology.)
XH: What are you for?
Well, in general, you are with a girl, and she says - and the door I only take from my boyfriend, and proudly so important
))))))))))))))))
Tagged: Fu
X: I take them all.
XH: Oh

Old Fox