Playing in WoW. The son-in-law in the "Titan Quest" breaks down, a niece (5 years old) instead of cartoons sometimes comes to see what is interesting on the monitors. I sat there, the current logged... I approached, looked at my orc in the character selection window and delivered the sentence:
My dad killed them!

Where is it better to catch a bean?
Lena: Beyonce to catch in the bowling in the evening, step on someone's foot, such beyonce you catch, you won't take away.

SergeyBlack: Hi) caught here a new grid sosed_s_perfom_pidr

Contact is a form of invitation to a meeting. Options "I go","I may go", "I can’t go". Why, fucking, there is no option "I can, but I don’t want to, bluff, and I’m not going to fuck!!!!"???? to
Angry

XXX: There are no miracles
A shit happens.

I want to meet her in the summer.
XXX: And there according to the plan: Drink and break))
Tagged: xd
Yyy: By the way, a familiar formula
XX: Dick B. She's been with you all summer

An indigenous Moscovite: She recently walked home on the street, passed by talking guys, and her first thought was: “Russian speaking.” = = (

We have a jazz column, and you?
We have a drama'n'bass - every time
Zzzz: We are growing up. Here is!

XXX is
Father of Light! Full of people!

YYY
Full of popcorn.

XXX is
Do you feel like a pop?
Do you hold a straw?

YYY
Hm...
Interesting interpretation

What happens if I put an enabled vacuum cleaner in my eye?
You will recognize the vacuum cleaner from within.

Forum on gender relations:

How to surprise a girl in bed?
Bite her in the ass!

"The Dangerous Method" is a movie about psychoanalysis, but after viewing it, there was only one thought: "Kira Knightley's chest has the property of a Schrödinger cat. Breasts as if there were, but they were not"

South Ural Television correspondent Larisa comes to a village whose inhabitants caught a snowman. He breaks the branch and pulls the girl with him, then feeds her with mushrooms, as a result the girl begins to understand the language of yeti...tra tata....

At first I did not believe... I was stunned...!) The film is called "SAMKA"... in the course of the one who filmed it himself ate mushrooms)

XXX: The Rabbit
Do you want to go to IKEA with us?
YYY : Why?
In the closet :D

- Have you been to Peter, they say, in Marinka at least visited?
I didn’t go to Marina.
Fucking in Maryland.

Don’t believe that a company thrives if its employees take soap, toilet paper, tea, sugar, water from home to work, and have recently bought a Chinese TV and an old couch for sale in the rest room.

on the page of one of the LineageII servers

Dear players!

Today, around 23:00 pm Moscow time, the server will be turned off for preventive work.

The server will be available tomorrow 29.01.12 around 16 hours Moscow.

The server will be available later than the scheduled time, the exact time is not yet established, but we assume that the server will be available only tomorrow 30.01.12.

During the prevention you can walk. Drink a beer! Even watching TV!
We take care of you!

XXX: The Cat Officially Crazy
xxx: I saw the web, orated wildly for half an hour, until I took it off and threw it into it. And he ate her.

Context advertising reminds Solaris. An unknown ocean of intelligence reads your thoughts, penetrates your memory, and sends you what you have been thinking about all these years.

The girl asked me to quit smoking-I quit.. she said I lay under her and dropped me))

I cried from laughter, and laughed from crying.