in one social network. The news.
Ohhhhhh I have a new number...
The commentary:
Oh well. I rarely call XD.

What do you think they are talking about in heaven?
People on planes talk a lot.

XXX: Do not give up.
XX: The word is not wreck
xxx: wrote - got in the log

xxxh: when, seeing me at 6 in the morning on Skype, acquaintances ask "You are what?", I just answer "NO. I’m just a very, very strange sheep".

Title of the topic on the erotic forum:
"After the sex began to crawl!"

The cat is infected.
I weighed up somehow on the holidays and thought - I can eat a cake or no longer a stJit. Immediately after me, a lean cat jumps on weight after illness and then rushes to his bowl.
Well, clear pen, the cholera. I cleaned the cake and fed the cat.

The city wakes up, wakes up.

Review of the e-book with black and white screen e-ink

Very disgusting thing, no background lighting, it is impossible to read in the dark, the reproduction of the photo is black and white, only the appearance impresses the rest of the rest. Dynamics are weak not for listening to music.

Nashville

Oh yeah yeah! They have appeared!and (
The Monthly?
Even worse...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? to
Photo from the New Year...

Jaroslav: the weather 2 minutes exactly, shortest click the right mouse button on the game label and click on properties, open the compatibility tab...
Anastasia: This is where
Is the property damaged?
Anastasia : No
Jaroslav: Well I said.
Anastasia: Where
Jaroslav: right mouse button and properties, crazy, guide the mouse cursor to the game label, then right mouse button
Anastasia: what a fucking label game))))
Fuck your right, you go into the game.
Anastasia: in which
Jaroslav: Vedenskaya in all
Is it possible to make pictures on a small table? We Need a Bridge Vantage Game
So so green
It is dark green.
What a difference! ?! to

Conversation of old ATP drivers
XXX: Yes... I remember flying on the track on my lawn 100!
YYY: Yes, we are Petrovich your old lawn and 60 is not banned
80 is the temperature!! to

From the article on how to congratulate programmers:

Programmers are people who are serious, intelligent, but at the same time fun, with a very original sense of humor. Composing congratulations to the programmer, you can give the will of the imagination and come up with something fun and original. Don’t be afraid to look stupid; in the eyes of a programmer, half of mankind looks stupid, but they forgive it.

For what I respect Peter I, it is for the fact that according to his order the New Year began to celebrate not 1 September, but 1 January. Or I imagine September 1st - first-class girls with flowers, bands and with them half-busty parents with blinking eyes.

1: the printer broke.. the whole day makes me run and sit next to it.. the scratch is sensitive.. as soon as I left, or put the paper, or remove it because it was broken and so through 2-6 sheets, or change the toner.. wonder what he will still throw out?
2: ))) he likes you
1: no fuck, for tomorrow I called him master, let there at least orgies together arrange.

The best translations of this session. Culturologists delighted: lamb of God - "the branch of God", and one future lawyer from I've seen translated as "the eye of FSIN".

In Sweden, a cleaner on a stolen train crashed into a house"
XXX: one title of the article of what is worth: The WRITER STOPED THE TRAIN!!!!! I crashed into the house!!! to
YYY: The cleaner just decided to clean the house...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
We will never see you, goodbye.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fucking not you.
WOW :
I am already pleased...

A friend says:
The boss is out of work, we sit down and relax. A colleague cheered Tetris joyfully, I had nothing to do with him behind his back. I stand, throw comments, advise what to turn and where to turn. And here it comes to me that we are not just so upset suffering. We are working with Timbilding.

She: My cat, a peaceful night. May you dream beautiful, colorful dreams. Full of colors and bright impressions. Let the sunlight awaken you.

He: Dear, if I get awakened by the sunlight it means I’m already fired from work))

You are not romantic...

Title of the article on the Internet:
Chinese people spent $46 billion on luxury items a year!
The commentary:
Pffffffffffff! ? It is $46 each.