Shortly after the publication (in 1865) Lewis Carroll's book "Alice in Wonderland" fell into the hands of the Queen of England. She was thrilled by Alice's amazing adventures and immediately demanded to bring her other books of such a remarkable writer. What was her disappointment when it became clear that the other works of this author were devoted to... mathematics.

The colleagues sent an unchecked Excel table to a foreign organization.
I am them: immediately send me a copy and delete the document from the recipient’s server.
They are me: not a psychic, we cleaned everything before moving.
I open this table. And there is all the info that the transfer is not subject to,
He sits, but the background is black. The cells, that is, black, and the bottles are black.
The Nash!

I sat down in the night from Saturday to Sunday before the comp and went to bed at three o’clock at night. As I fell asleep, I heard the whisper of a cat living in the entrance. There was no desire to get up, but the cat was persistent and continued to scream so that it was perfectly heard even through the front door. I went to check what was the case. As soon as I entered the entrance, a sharp smell of gas struck my nose. It was then that I understood that a cat needs to put a monument. Then there was a search for the work accident phone, did not call. A call to the MCS, where I was quietly listened to and transferred the call to the gas drivers. There they recorded my data, instructed how to act while waiting for the brigade. The brigade arrived quickly, found and removed the leak, thanked for the attention and at dawn I fell asleep :)

Not only are pre-holiday days that end the working day an hour earlier, but also after holidays that begin the working day two hours later.

Ordinary tram in Prague, flying to the outskirts. I sit, there are two guys standing next to me. Both under 20. One is in silence, the other is talking something in French on the phone. Suddenly the phone is discharged, and the French with a terrible accent gives out a strong Russian native vocabulary. I and a few others are looking at him. The guy who was driving next to him gave him the following phrase in English: “Remember. If I’m fighting at home, that doesn’t mean you can fight on the street or in public transport. The Russians can hear you. Russians are everywhere, even where they are not. I will remember the frightened face of this Frenchman and his eyes running on the tram for a long time.

Posts in Picaba:
"In Japan, a railway works for one schoolgirl"
The best comment:
"You are going to go to school"

Grandmother with severe pain in her forearm. The forearm is wrapped in a wool cloth and the smell is unbearable - the eyes are cut. Well, the grandmother is unpacked - under the cloth there is some type of towel, then another one, then a foil, and finally, when the glass is already started from the wire, the last layer remains - a polyethylene bag. They remove it, and the forearms are covered with the most real shit. It turns out that my grandmother has a favorite cat who has scratched her heavily. Iodine, bandage and green? not eaten. Some savior-healer advised to lubricate the hand with their own excrement and wear it warm - so all the wounds stretch much faster. My grandmother did it for about a week.

I go with a friend in the tram. There is a man sitting in front of a taxi. At the stop comes a woman with a cat in her hands. A man gives her a seat, a woman takes a tax from him and gives him a cat. A man with a cat. At the next stop comes a woman with a dog.

The girlfriend:

I understood! Drugs in the taxi, money in the cat.

You come to work this morning.
And Google in the phone helpfully suggests: the road to home is 12 minutes.
Scuco...

It is time to enter the "troll" button.

Russian Robin Hood-2016: he takes bags from Gazprom cleaners and gives to small business owners

from the_stranger

The conversation between the two men at the coffee machine was genuinely delighted:
We have a boss to start something. Dressed out.
It does not look like on the side. I looked at your programmers today, so among them I see even a real punk sitting.
You know, according to the boss, his appearance fits well in the dresskod.

The story of my girlfriend, further from her face... My PC has the key to my apartment. He always warned if he was going to go. But not this time. I cleaned the potatoes in the kitchen, and music from the room sounded loud for the mood. And that joke came to me from behind and hugged me by my shoulders. I turn around and put a knife in his shoulder. I know from his sister that he’s okay, but he doesn’t want to talk to me.

My dead back makes me crazy.
Pull it up, it helps.
There is no Dolobene, there is a late Voltaren.
No shpa, then drink it.
There is no no-shpa, there is a delayed spasmalgon.
– and?!!! to
I rarely get sick.

We are going to move to a new apartment, we inventory what to do to start living there fully: the refrigerator bought, the washing machine from the old apartment, the plate repaired... A husband with the appearance of a man, remembered a very important thing:

We need to decide where we will store the packages!

If you were to introduce an 8-hour working sleep...
YYY: I would stay on the processing.

fox_mulder_cp> how can you communicate with a person who considers DooM graphics
Smooth and sad?

Commentary on 5 stars:
The film is wonderful! Story is great! The game of actors - fire))))) It is not fair only that tickets for this masterpiece are paid and the money is not returned :-)

Today, the younger in the stroke - broke the chocolate, but he does not eat them, but he heated them in his hands and pushed his older brother under the sink into the bed :D Then he painted a flommaster notebooks on Russian and literature. He got it from the middle portfolio. After a deserved punishment, the offended man went to the bedroom of his mother and painted his hands (and my mom’s trousers a little) with silver nail paint. And the lacquer got out of the cosmetic in the commodity. Well, and in the end turned on Daddy's computer, entered his account in tanks, something there was not that shot and he was entertained for a day :-)

Have I already sent you? So she went?
She went. It was their turn and they said not to work anymore.