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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24622
 09.01.2010
Going to a sleeping man is dangerous.
He goes out without coming to consciousness.! to

by CTAR

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24621
 09.01.2010
I am reading a philosophy textbook (exam soon). Among the notes, additions and corrections made by somebody before me, appears "On_u, it will still not ask" on the fields.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24620
 09.01.2010
Lena (12:16:17 8/01/2010)
I feel more and more like sex is more important to you than me.
Horn (12:19:35 8/01/2010)
For me, sex is like salt in shrimp. There is not much, maybe only little. But that doesn’t mean that the salt in this dish is the most important. Do you understand me?
Lena (12:20:52 8/01/2010)
So I’m a crocodile for you!!! to
Horn (12:21:10 8/01/2010)
Fuck...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24619
 09.01.2010
It does not work with me. I can’t talk to a girl named Hope Salata without laughing. and :(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24618
 09.01.2010
Tajikistan, 201 WB of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, children's morning in kindergarten.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us sing a song, for example, sing to us.

M: Get up, a huge country, get up for a deadly battle.

A man 10 children, standing next to the masha and taking the pose from the poster "Fatherland-Mother cries": With the fascist force dark, with the cursed horde...

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24617
 09.01.2010
Saratov scientists are no worse than the British!

Title of publication:
Dimensional characteristics of milk glands 17-20 years old
The Author: A.V Andrei V. N. Nicole
Saratov Scientific and Medical Journal
Saratov State Medical University

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24616
 09.01.2010
to this:

Leska, I know that you’re sick now and you don’t want to see anyone, that you’ve turned off the phone and don’t approach the door. But you must know that you have me and a few others who love you anyway. Everything in your life will be fine, just believe it. You are only 22 today and you have a whole life ahead of you. So let today be the first day you start living again, let it be your real birthday. Believe in yourself and live, no matter what. Happy Birthday family.

People, bring to the best please, the girl reads regularly only this resource, this is my last hope to reach her.



With the smell of you, the forest!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24615
 09.01.2010
XX: We don’t seem to fit each other. I added your page to the "selected", but the browser issued an error and flew out
YYY: He is just jealous! The Firefox?
No, no to Opera
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №24614
 08.01.2010
I go to work in the morning while my son is asleep. Today is a weekend.
My son woke up and ran to bed with us. At first he kicked on my arms, but suddenly stood away, looked at me suspiciously... turned to Daddy, ticked at me with his finger and asked “Daddy, what is it?” and only after receiving the answer “This is Mommy” pressed back to me.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24613
 08.01.2010
Comment on the recipe for cooking eggs on the culinary website:
Previously, my maid was a god for me, because she cooked my eggs in the morning. But your site has opened my eyes to simple things, it turns out, I can cook eggs myself. Now I watch my aunt for taking advantage of my helplessness."

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24612
 08.01.2010
Recently, reading “The Best Abyss” I am terrified by the scary slogan: “Bash.org – Build Your Love.” and..

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №24611
 08.01.2010
Atasha S: I walk on the street today, along the houses. By the edge of the eye, I note that there is a sheet hanging on the wall of each house, and something is very subtly written (and my vision is a unit). Of course, I approach closer, close to the announcement, and read: "Dear passers, there is a possibility of snow and pebbles coming down from the roofs. A large request to the walls of houses close not fit". Russia and MLA.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24610
 08.01.2010
At first, the prime minister of Italy bought UAZ Patriot, now he jokes in a jacket with the inscription Russia and the Russian emblem on his chest.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №24609
 08.01.2010
to this:

You too, when you eat a candy "bird milk", you first separate the chocolate on the sides, and leave the delicious for later?)

I'm just sitting down, I'm just chewing chocolate from the sidewash, I'm just sinking, I'm just reading =D

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24608
 08.01.2010
On the American ebay sell a huge plasma panel, almost new, still on warranty. for 20 backs. There is one "problem". In short, the owners of the house where this plasma was hanging went on holiday for 2 weeks and asked the neighbor to take care of the cat. Well, he for something didn’t like them and for all 2 weeks put on the DVD gay porn and pressed a pause. As a result, the plasma burned out. an interesting picture.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24607
 08.01.2010
Mom offers banal puzzles... I insist on salt... Brother quietly prays for death...

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24606
 08.01.2010
US student Joel Tannenbaum fined $675,000 in the summer of 2009 for illegally downloading music on the Internet

It turns out, with this schedule, I have already pumped on the three-year budget of America.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24605
 08.01.2010
Cut the apple.
I broke the laptop.
A sad hockey.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24604
 08.01.2010
XXX: Looking for cartoons on torrents
xxx: one is called "Barbie and three Musketeers"
xxx: comment: this name should be in porn)))

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24603
 08.01.2010
Disputes about what appeared first: chicken or egg - nothing, compared to a dispute with his wife about the standard seating position of the toilet!)

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