to this:

After reading the article on Wiki about what "Santa - Barbara" is filming to this day:

The devil looked at his counterpart with some respect.
The young man! Thro the history of Christianity, we are constantly being persuaded by people who wish to live eternally, but at the same time enjoy all the benefits of a contract. What only conditions of giving the soul they did not come up with: and the classic "Stop the new, you are beautiful", and very difficult "when after the rain on Thursday on the mountain the cancer whispers". But yours: when the last series of Santa Barbara will be filmed - has undoubtedly brought a fresh stream into the world of hell jurisprudence!

Judging by the duration of the series "Doctor Who" who is going to live forever.

As if my childhood wasn’t over.)
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I was able to leave work for a few days.
SMS from Mom:
Do not put liquids in your luggage.
Don’t forget to wear socks and charging.
Write our phones on paper, suddenly you lose your phone.
If we’re late, don’t be afraid, suddenly we’re in a traffic jamming.
SMS from my father:
Do not talk to foreign adults.

I also realized that my childhood was over.
I used to eat the most delicious with a clear conscience, and now I first hide from the children.

Should the adidas costume be business or sports?

You will laugh, but obstetricians and gynecologists consider the duration of pregnancy only weeks.
Only weeks. Generally weeks. Totally weeks.

Nine months is a household word stamp.

My father told.
In the distant Soviet Union, he and his comrades conducted field geodesic practices (such uncles who make plans and maps).
Naturally, all the cards in the last night before the departure, placed in the middle of the lawn of clay. They were not confused, painted in the appropriate designation and went in the middle of the night to plant a tree in the appropriate place on the terrain.
In the end, they got the bill, although the prey at first screamed for a long time that there were no trees there. I was driving, checking.

It was broadcast about how Sochi was prepared for the Olympics.
This is the hymn of the Sochi Olympics.
Instead of:
"The games we play
We deserve to be with you"

The right singing:
"The games we play
We paid with you"

Part of the reference to the plan in the minus section:
... if you try to read "50 shades of grey" on this model, it may seem. The book is cute shit.

Announcement: I will accept as a gift or buy cheap hamsters simple (not jungle), a female decorative rabbit.
All would be nothing, but the user nick - zmeya

Client - Just do not delete files in the laptop under any circumstances!
Serviceman - Don't worry, we, of course, are not doctors, the oath of Herostrat was not given.

Removing the light from the mouth:
BaseForthy :
a deep breath through the nose and exhalation through the mouth (the nose can be pressed to be faithful)... and no bulb
by Dalnoboi:
What if the traffic is broken from behind?

Alex: Hi to you. I have a problem here, can you see?
Tagged with: AGA
Alex: * removes the file
ARGENT: This is what?
Alex: picture of the system. It is not included. Please see.

The murderer of a deputy in Primorye had a permit to hunt "Bla, guys, I don’t know where they give permission to shoot deputies, eh?

I understood why road drivers so like to listen to the chants - judging by the quality of driving, they started driving forests on woods.

I went to a cat exhibition sometime, there were Maine Coons among others. I saw one in the cage - he was sleeping, stretching his leg forward. My leg was thicker than my wrist. I can imagine this going on in the closet...

You will get this in the closet.

I agree ;

They don’t like the excessive expenses associated with the Olympics.
Initially, the Olympic Committee in 1969 gave the right to hold the Games to Denver, but in a referendum, the residents of Denver voted against holding the Games.
Residents of Switzerland denied the authorities of the country the right to host the 2022 Winter Olympics.
"People in Vienna voted against the Olympics in their city"

The Russians forgot to ask.
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Good night! I will be brief. Residents of Russia? Who is this...?

Today is the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year. Who is going to marry?

Ukraine and Belarus announced a boycott of Eurovision because of the Austrian trans. At the same time, the man Andrei Danilko, who shakes headlines on the screens of three powers, including Russia, does not strike anyone.

I have fucking neighbors from below. very very. They are simply disturbed by the noise and, on the go, walk around the apartment with a swing to knock on the ceiling whenever possible. Our apartment is rentable, and the hostess sparked to explain to the neighbors that if they call her again about the noise, she will sell the apartment to the Roma camp.

and Norilsk. Three weeks are frosty -40, the heating system did not withstand at work, the pipes froze, the batteries exploded. We discuss how to influence the repair period:
I need to buy a heat gun.
The shield will not stand.
Should I buy a diesel?
And a solarium?
We can’t store solarium, it’s fire hazardous.
Let’s say it’s electric.
- Ah, and on the barrel, in the big letters: "Electricity"?