You, when in contact you go to the page of a cute girl and find in the column "Family status:"There is a friend", you also start to inspect the wall of this beautiful woman and try to analyze, who is the last to register this, fool, friend? And go to him on the page to make sure he’s fucked?

Here is this:

(Sorry, I’m going to ruin a little "Bless"...)
The women complain about their men: she asked to give TH, and he gave THIS, because he is a fool, does not interrupt me and bla bla bla (the conclusions clearly follow from the context of messages of this kind)...
I am a woman! I love my husband because:
1) He does not understand my cosmetics, because for this I have the Self, and he is there to understand the nails, screws, screws, drills, etc. Ask your husband to buy a set of winning sweaters, what surprise would he expect from you? And, probably, you know exactly what "Nadfil" differs from "Rashpil" and which side there to them "Nadfil" will be pressed???)
2) He GIVES me gifts from the heart, not serves as a courier to deliver my orders!!! to
P.S Women, respect yourself... insulting your companion of life in public, you only humiliate yourself, showing your pettyness, malice, selfishness and swallowing edible jaundice!!! to
(Men, be yourself " despite" and " contrary to" immature females... )
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Thank you God, there is a good woman in the world!! to

It was celebrated on January 4. The owner's cat looked at us, looked at us, then went to the sorting room and broke up.

Nikolai was of a pompous nature and took a bath with the appearance with which others accept Islam, childbirth or a deadly dose of a sleeping pill.

The guys! If you learned that your girlfriend can’t tolerate the hero of the movie "Darkness", don’t rush to rejoice! Maybe she’s a fan of Professor Severus Snape, and that’s far more dangerous!
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Girls, we were burned.

I went to the rehearsal today. All loaded, guitar a bunch of lotions, wires and even netbook with you. So I sat in Bogdan, and the only free seat was behind, where there were three seats. There were two grandmothers sitting there, and they didn’t allow me to sit. I sat down, that is all. Looking out the window? Waiting for stops. Here one grandmother (B) asks:

B: Do you play in a rock band?
I : Yes.
B: Heavy music? Rock or Metal?
I’m still playing metal.
B: Do you know that metal is the music of Satan?
I: (I thought for a second) Well, once Satan approves, I will probably continue.

I’ve never seen a grandmother’s face like that. They got up and went to the other end of the bus, further away from me. They were Jehovah’s Witnesses.

XXX: I read the book.
XX: The Word
XXX: The Snoop
XXX: The Mermaid
The fuck is clearer.
Tagged: xd

Leska, I know that you’re sick now and you don’t want to see anyone, that you’ve turned off the phone and don’t approach the door. But you must know that you have me and a few others who love you anyway. Everything in your life will be fine, just believe it. You are only 22 today and you have a whole life ahead of you. So let today be the first day you start living again, let it be your real birthday. Believe in yourself and live, no matter what. Happy Birthday family.

People, bring to the best please, the girl reads regularly only this resource, this is my last hope to reach her.

The Session. The Companion. Tomorrow is the ex. I go into the room, lying on the bed under my head a book, a pillow on my head.
You are doing!? to
You know what a simple diffusion is.

to this:

KroniK: Every gay started with - "What if you put a finger in your ass?"

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Looking forward to the first comments "Blaja, why did you say this" xD

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by gaika (18:54) :
I am sitting here and thinking... how do I react when I dismantle a package brought by my parents from the store and find a package of condoms there? No, I can, of course, pretend that I’m a hose and remove everything in place... but the problem is that I don’t know where we have a place for condoms))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

After drinking, three friends (a boyfriend and two girls) lie in bed.
Turn to Naam.
P: not
Q: I smell from my mouth.
A: The member stands

Nick: Do you think the window in the clinic is the last way out of the mayonnaise bottle? You are wrong!
We have a man in the city who collects these bottles from the garbage near the clinic and brings them (for a fee, of course) to honey traders to the market.

It seems I guessed who invented the expression "What is true is true"...

From ASI, a friend writes:

Qgel ‎(14:36):
I drive on the red ocean, the speed of 40 km / h to me with a ragged speed is robbed, I have the main road, he realized the guilt, asks forgiveness. I call my father, he doesn't shoot, I call in a gay, I speak a mess in the eye, I have a whistleblower: "Girl, harre tickle"Well what is it?

XXX: I just nailed a guy.
xxx: and he turned out to be the curator of my girlfriend...and also a pedicure
XXX: The famous Moscow.

Believe me, even in the subway to smoke is terrible.
I once drove and prayed that what I thought I thought.

The expression - "you see more" can be completely replaced by the phrase - "me chew";

xxx: Fireworks were prohibited, so on NG we started fire extinguisher...