The repair. My father and I have a huge Soviet TV. Putting him in the snow, the father pleasedly says:
How long have I dreamed of doing it! His mother did not give it because he was a worker.
He is a non-working man. My brother and I had a radio bite 15 years ago. It was terrible to admit immediately.

The acquaintance had the habit of relieving stress by cleaning. Stress is a change. Once I came from work late... While dinner, while there and here... In general, at 11 o’clock the stress did not pass, I decided to change. In the process, he hears a sinister voice: "Larissaaa, go to sleep."" She threw herself onto the couch with fear, shut herself down, and is afraid to shake up. The minute 5 goes by, and again the voice: "Well, what, reassured?" It turned out that the neighbor in the socket was squeezed))))

Allve_bpb: After sex, the girl smiled somewhat tightly...

The Festo:
What is the difference between Matan and Algebra?
and Nekromant:
Like between the uranium rod and the finger battery.

- We have one attraction in the park, I got sick after half a day!
A laurel with a shawma?

Yesterday I reminded my husband: "Have you not forgotten that we are going to the Opera Theater on the 15th with my parents?"
Man: "What are we looking at there?"
I am: "Flying Mouse"
My husband depends...
I: "It’s not about Dracula!!and "
The husband....?
I am "And not about Batman!!and "

The xxx:
Do you not grind the grass? and [
YYYY :
Oh, and what do I need?
The xxx:
I have 3 acquaintances, the flow dampened, and immediately behind the pipes :-[
YYYY :
Ipanucca... Well, I still lacked to work for complete happiness...

xxx: People ask why the letters of the disks in the wire start with C. I feel old.

What doesn’t kill us, we don’t buy anymore.

it was normal, come to the urologist for an examination, drop your pants and proudly say "Boss, touch!!!" and? to

The baby’s mouth:

Mom, are you in a parish?

WOW: Yes

Good luck you guys.

I’m cooking chicken and garner at home.
M: So, do I have to buy a delicious, juicy shurma with beer for dinner today, or will we eat what you have prepared?
by :
Tag: buy

an optimist is a person who at the internet 512 kb / s putting on the night to upload a 20-gig file puts in the settings "disconnect at the end of downloads";;

There are three stages of alcoholism.
The first time a person begins to cuddle in the morning
The second is when a person drinks a lot and does not get drunk.
The third is when a person drinks a little bit.
The fourth is when a person is sober, but everyone thinks he is drunk.

The tribe (2 years) said:
Sitting, the package ("mama"), long so, then thoughtfully stops, looks at the work of his hands, after 2 seconds exhausts the breath of disappointment, and issues this phrase:"Ehkhkhh, blade, parвалася!"

Initiative should come from a man. And I don’t care about your progressivity and the 21st.
He: In that case, you shouldn’t be feminists, and you should obey us in everything, like in the 18th and 19th centuries.
She: and the ass with the beetle not to pray?)))

xxx: xashi, ninja myths are probably the most established in the minds of people. This is probably the most mysterious ninja art. In our minds formed the ninja image of the movie-people in black clothes, with the face closed, roaring on straight swords, which they hold with a reverse grip. It is all nonsense. There were no such swords at all, they did not fight against them naturally, if they were not. They had such a dress, but they rarely wore it. Ninjas come from the impoverished Ronin.
Ninja are turtles living in the sewerage and their teacher is a rat.

Can I look like a psychologist?
macess: then the psychologist will go to the psychiatrist))

If you’ve lived with a girl for 20 years and have never seen her boobs, then she’s your daughter.

Oh the chicken!
Would you?
WOW: Who is Who?
I am not a chicken!