He told me about work. His father worked for a long time (in the 90s) on advertising with the Balkan Star. We had to come up with an advertising slogan. The director "Balkanki" didn’t like it. And here the director at the next meeting goes forward and gives:
U to! I made it all for you:

Drop the painting down.
The Balkans Star!

It turns out that graphite and diamond are allotropic modifications of carbon!

And graphite can be obtained by carefully heating the diamond!

So I forgot the diamond collar next to the plate - and in the morning - the heracles, and there are pencils!

We discuss with a friend the topic when Santa finally fulfilled all the wishes for all the years:
Ann: Do you think you’re half a day old, January 1st and you wake up on some deserted island (which you dreamed of when you know it) in the arms of such desires? I imagined... My heels were cooled... an island... a barbie, a railway and a car on the control, 99% of the population of the earth – dead (and not how it was to scream then, I want all the fools to die!)...
And the clothes! ?
You don’t need to be in your ass at 50 ?
Ann is WOW! by ROFL

She always dreamed of being treated like a little girl.
She: or only all in the cellar burning by herself, and the horse to race
What did you do on a horse race?  by ROFL

She: Imagine you wake up in the morning and I stand in front of you in one towel.
Tagged: erection

Leper Messiah
On the Old New Year's Day

Ampersand
Thank you, today is a very special date. Old New Year on Friday the thirteenth, in the high year two thousand twelfth.

31 December. The Wedding. The guests at the restaurant at night stunned, Tamada left. A 4-year-old nephew takes a microphone into her hands and begins to ask everyone - "What do you want Santa Claus to give you for the new year?" The girl, questioning everyone, silenced for a couple of seconds and gave out: "You are all beggars!" A whirlwind of laughter overcame the whole hall)))

RVx: Removed the room, large, separate entrance, repair, well everything as it should be. In the load we handed down a basement room, like no one removes there anyway, use it. We brought the furniture, we dragged it, collected it, installed it. We sit smoking. Well, I wanted a little need, asked "where?", the answer is in the basement. I go down there, there is a ceiling of 1.7 meters! I find the claiming door, it hangs a large poster of transformers, "MEGATRON" is written well and the picture is appropriate. I open the door and... I understand why this poster hangs there.The ceiling is also 1.7 meters, and a fork friend stands on a stand in a meter from the floor. When you sit down, you just head down. On the one hand, fun, and on the other hand - got all these Uzbek jamsut

He wrote a statement to the personnel department.

Please reduce the working day on 13.01.2012 by two hours (from 10.00 to 17.00) due to family circumstances. I promise to never work that time.

Number of Signatures

Signed without signing.
We sit in the entire department.

In the cold office was a well-preserved collective.

Call for technical support:
- Allo, can you at the address of xxx, subscriber xxx, today at 23:00 I can cut off?
E-E and why is it?
- Then that I am the girlfriend of this subscriber and I need him as a guy, I am tired of watching the raids in the ambulance for a week!

told a acquaintance.
Vote on the side, a black "Tuareg" stops next to him. He sits next to the driver and checks. The leather salon, the expensive magnetola, the instrument panel and a sheet of paper on it - yes - my car, yes - a taxi, yes - not a pity!!and "

I have 4 Persians of the 85th leaf at the office, a separate rental apartment, a stable job, a evening dress, a double bed, a fun character, half hard porn and the other half of arthouse and anime, an unhumane appearance, a higher linguistic education, a wifi grid and two comps at home.
What else do you need, guys?! to
I sadly drove the tank.

XXXX: I have put up a batch
YYY: not the hoodies
xx to patch?
Be a dirty bastard.
I am such a dirty bastard.
I knew you would say that, dirty bastard.

I need to add the "I want more!" button together with the "I want more!" and "I want to work :(" and "I want to sleep :("

The falling tree turned the cat sitting under it from a cute babysitter to a wicked hunter.

In Japan, in 1964, the world’s first sperm bank was created, and recently the Japanese abandoned the traditional way of donating sperm by donors (banner, porn magazine, sharma). The donor is now assisted by a specially trained assistant. The Chinese borrowed the idea and put it on the stream. Chinese sperm is twice as cheap as Japanese.
See also: Capec
I am really curious how I can work on such a job.

There are some basic female instincts.

I don't believe that none of them sat down and did not help orally (and scream through the whole hall from the brigadier's "CHEES NOT EAT!!!and "

I remembered a story from my student life. It was 7 years ago. We just drank beer near the politech and sat down with a bomb, well, like waiting for the bottles to be released... well, and we discussed some mystical, exorcist film, like Constantine. The bomber entered into the conversation. He turned out to be a theologian with two superiors.

AM: I’ve had two states lately: either I’m sleeping, or I’m dissatisfied with not sleeping!

Ryuchishe: I decided to go to my hometown school here a few days ago, see former teachers and so on.
I see two five-year-olds sitting on a bench, and they say to each other, “You know what’s the worst thing?” That I am sober, unbarred and in school!"
Ryuchishe: O_o