Call by phone:
and Cole! Happy Birthday!
Thank you, who is this?
This is your unfulfilled dream!
The motorcycle?! to

The wife asked to change the batteries in the weights, changed.
Early in the morning: what batteries you put in the weights, they now show such a hurt!

The other friend:

A friend told me this story:
He stands with his dog in a veterinary clinic, and in front of him stands a woman with a cat, whose name was Lexus. And then a nurse appears from the office and says:"Who has Lexus?" A man stands up and says:"I have". The nurse’s response killed me: "Please go for castration".

Sorry my French, but your friend is a naughty puzzle, this story has been on the internet for so many years.

How did you marry a man who didn’t say he had a child?? to
There are 6 children.) I had a female wife. Really did not know. I found out much later. He military to us in the seaside accidentally got, there in the suburb of Moscow all life and remained. Not even 10 years.
Did his parents not tell him? The friends? Or did you get married without communicating with his surroundings?
He had no relatives except his children, his friends were silent as partisans.

A resident of Zaporozhye launched “Ironia of fate” on the wall of a multi-storey building with the help of a video projector.

All with New Year! Oh wow!

We lived in rooms of 8 people, went the first months of service. Eating partly poorly. In order for you to understand how much, if we appeared for 8 people 100 rubles, we bought not biscuits, but 6 breads of bread. They poured water out of the crane and ate in a snack. I then ate my portion and the portion of the comrade, which the paek did not appreciate.Total one and a half bulk with water was a good boost before a scarce lunch.In the first months of service, I especially want sweet, so the next time we bought 1 kg of halva. And they put it in the closet in order to drink in the evening.There the commander stumbled and, of course, opened the closet, pulled out the hanging bag on his hand and said:
-"to eat everything in a minute, the time has passed"
We managed for 35 seconds, and he looked at the empty bag first, and then at us.
“Here is the wicked,” the commander breathed out and went out of the room.
We did not give up lunch that day.