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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147783
 01.01.2018
But I see in the political life of Russia an extraordinary revival.
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- Previously, only Vladimir Volfovich claimed the role of a court joke, and now there is a whole row.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №147782
 01.01.2018
We walked on the city's New Year's tree and watched a new local fun.
It is called "Sbay Salute Quadcopter".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147781
 01.01.2018
<Leonardo DiVanche> The funeral is also a holiday. Only in the gift packaging are wrapped you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147780
 01.01.2018
The cat - aesthetic, drinks with a lap: soaks it in a bowl and slices water

The cat’s neck is broken :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147779
 01.01.2018
>>and secondly, the hell knows what frostbite can be encountered in the forest. In case of loss, I take the radio station and give it to my wife as well.

What a dangerous thing, these are your mushrooms. When I read all this, I think – are they worth it all? Nihera went down for his mushrooms: don’t wear it, don’t do it, take it, don’t take it, and still nothing will help, because you’ll get lost, you’ll break your leg, you’ll get cold, children, hunters, deer. Take these mushrooms, thank you.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147778
 01.01.2018
The most mushroom

In the orange mixture of the American mortar you have to walk on mushrooms. And it can be seen from a distance, and no one will be attached - the main thing is that the fragments of the candles from the tattooed hands hang.
Better, of course, if you are a wild black or Latin - but that's how lucky.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147777
 01.01.2018
> "programs" there is the basis of the foundations, in the head this is not held

of her. The foundation is the leader. The software is like an excel for an accountant. Well, that is, much more efficient than on paper in a cage, but I still eat clear that Excel plus an idiot is equal to an idiot, and a specialist plus a paper is equal to a tormented inefficient specialist, not an empty/harmful place.
Half fools are different in that they think that the "program" will work for them. It can only facilitate the maintenance of the existing, polished system by the normal leader. And if this system was a mess, then its power programming also increases in times!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147776
 01.01.2018
A young provider girl lies a price note on the vaginal candles "Polyzhinax" sticking the end of the "nax" nafig. I can’t understand this: 1) the commercial proposal 2) the subconscious in her – so everything is bad in personal life 3) the subconscious in me... ? to? to

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