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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92386
 12.01.2014
What is the programming language "ai shti emal"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92385
 12.01.2014
Gi11ette: People are Gandons...I want a dog...
You will soon have your own apartment.
gi11ette: yeah fuck there... while repair, while something else... then I want a Maine-Kun
HOMIAG: Maine Coon is not an obstacle to the dog
Gi11ette: Fucked on the closet and all the fun? 8) is

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №92384
 12.01.2014
I always take a fireplace with me to the toilet, if the robbers break into the house, then I have a gun from a fireplace and an air refresher.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92383
 12.01.2014
Correspondence of (P)Repod and his former (C)student:

P: The colleges educate the deaf-
Here I was taught with a calm conscience to knock on no one’s unnecessary things! ^ ^ ^

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92382
 12.01.2014
From Habra:
It was just the curtain turned back.
When the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution of the United States, they postulated that all people were created equal. All white men who have slaves, of course.
Thus e. The women, the Indians and the Negroes were in flight.
And now the situation has turned around, and, as the locals joke, a woman with a disability will not be able to resist at all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92381
 12.01.2014
In the institute, even the computer does not identify all mistakes for some reason.
WOW: They also stifled him with their scientific authority.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92380
 12.01.2014
I bought the game on the net and received a letter from the store - This product was purchased on pre-order. We will report the data for activation on the day of its release: January 8, 5200.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92379
 12.01.2014
Discussion of private medicine at the joyeractor

You’ve heard of laparoscopy, right? You appendix through the umbilic will be removed so without scars, without global interference and the “forgotten tool.”
ууу: About the "eye on the ass" heard, but about the "appendix through the navel" - no.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92378
 12.01.2014
Generosity is limited, greed is limitless.
by Igor Plasch

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №92377
 12.01.2014
My granddaughter lives in Germany and is 16 years old. She celebrated the New Year with her friends, 16-17-year-old indigenous Germans. We decided to mark as an adult, bought vodka.
On January 1, I call her and congratulate her on the New Year. I ask how you pointed out?
Reply to:
Friends in the resuscitation, and I don’t even have a headache.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №92376
 12.01.2014
Hi to you! This is a sociological survey.
How did you plan your future pension?
I transferred the accumulated part of my pension to the construction of the Olympic facilities in Sochi, and the social part to the improvement of the welfare of officials of united Russia.
What an unusual choice! Tell me, why is it so?! to
Because no one asked me!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92375
 12.01.2014
Let us limit ourselves to expressing a wish that some democracies finally cease to incite people ruled by leaders. It is time for them to realize that the time of intervention has passed irreversibly!"
Catch is said! "Truth" or "News"
- No, "Berliner Berzen Zytung"

(c) an anecdote, approximately 1938

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92374
 12.01.2014
Yippidy 23:04:21
OOOO
Rescue
The Fire
) is

by Sergey23:04:33
I am not a man, I am a man.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92373
 12.01.2014
The wave of devotional enthusiasm for the literacy and purity of the Russian language is seen to me as nothing more than the consequence of the same devotional enthusiasm for the "Padonkaff" slang with his mistakes in every word, which covered the ruin years so five years ago. Just the pendulum has jumped to the other side.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92372
 12.01.2014
xxxx
I found a pdf textbook on solfejo.
This is such a fucking nostalgia.
The texts provide
Perpetual

Belarusian folk song

Our bowl is old.

and sing:

You are mine, you are my puppy.
You are my native puppy.

The puppy’s head hurts.

and singing.

The legs hurt.

and TD.

YYY
I remember playing it in 1st class.
The fucking. How Life Changes People
When I was a child, it was a pity.
and happiness with the word
I want to eat (

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92371
 12.01.2014
Tigger: You can’t learn the Matan, learn the statutes.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92370
 12.01.2014
You are reading the book "Cisco Routers for Desperate Administrators". This book also looks at: "Hemorrhoids. Solution for the Desperate"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92369
 12.01.2014
Olya has a son!!! I gave my husband a gift on March 8th. :)
Wow, it is fun!! Boy or girl?
Kind of like a boy, but I’m not sure.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92368
 12.01.2014
to this:

The flowers also have flowers. I will never forget. At school, in the lesson of botanics wrote independently on the structure of the flower. No one in the class could remember that word. I thought it had something to do with pigs. I signed a crush. He was awarded five for inventiveness.

And one of us, on the question of the teacher, which pointed to the human spine, "What is it?" long broke, and then remembered how it is called in the fish (fisherman's grandfather) gave a pioneering bell: "Brain!"

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92367
 12.01.2014
In the morning trying to explain what to my husband I get the reproach that I do not know how to clearly formulate and express my thoughts.
In the evening, the computer began to make some sounds, asked him to find out. I waited a long time, nothing came out.
I see on his compilation a Google request “the opera began to do “shishes”.
Your self-esteem has risen a bit.)

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