I'll leave for 5 minutes, I'll make my own.
YYY : Okay The main thing is not to touch it!)

A child in the bus points his finger to the window.
Mom, is she still a girl?
(M) – Yes...
Ups... no longer a girl.
The whole bus broke and looked out the window.

(At the exit of Voronezh there is a village "Girl").

A deep night. I read a terribly terrible book about zombies, I stop at the moment, where these same zombies with a crush, choking and snooping someone eat, weep and go to the kitchen to smoke. I go out into the hallway without turning on the lights and suddenly I hear from the dark kitchen a whisper and a whispering whisper.
Adrenaline hits my brains, noise in my ears, I steal into the kitchen, sharply turn on the light!
And I find my father eating in the dark thirst!!! O_O

I watch the news and I envy people!! to

The English people decided to mark the NG in the beer and they were overwhelmed by snow, they stayed there for three days, and complained to the camera with dissatisfied fruits.

I would have fallen at least once.

Sew

Kalabaka: ahahhahah=))))))))) a friend told the story, the NH went for the catch of the guys and saw a guy running across the road in cowards =))) the eyewitness's comments "It was terrible to see a man with an electric shocker and shouting "Pikachu! O_o" and O_o"
ZY: strange..... we had -10 on ng...he probably turned into a blue Pokemon=)

xxx (14:09:47 5/01/2010)
in China 30 cm of snow unprecedented frosts, the English fell asleep, frosts, gas prices +70%, in the U.S. frosts -20 below the norm))) stopped the nuclear power plant even)))) it's nice to watch the news))))

yyy (14:11:04 5/01/2010)
The Russians continue to drink their vodka from samovar, walk in valleys and uchanka, and play snowballs with bears on the street.

Will you go to me tomorrow after the movie?
YYY: What a fucking thing? If I’m on an avatar in a prostitute costume, that doesn’t mean I’m a prostitute.! to
The xxx:
YYY: But I’ll go to visit you.

and Urra! Today my old cat is 15, please congratulate him.

The poor man does not have half his ear, a portion of his tail, a few teeth, and he is still clean.

In short, one man fell in love with the chicken grill: everywhere he carried it with him, slept with her, and guarded her in every way, although sometimes he very much wanted to eat her. He even introduced her to relatives, and they treated her with understanding, although they also wanted to eat her. And there was a dog nearby, who did not miss the opportunity to bite this man and his relatives for his heels, also loved this chicken grill very much, and even tried to take it from a man. And this chicken dreamed of becoming a human being, because she had already begun to rot and slightly cuddle, and even the refrigerator would only be a temporary rescue. What will end this novel with food, we will find out in the third part "Summer" :)

and Neno. The tree can not be touched until March 8, at all. Throwing a tree is the best gift for your wife on March 8th!

xxx: I am not a big guy :-(
YYY: Stage one – denial :D

The website of a music store:

Category / Instruments / Hawaiian Guitars

Just without comments.

In the chat entered "Piskin House on the Side or How I Bought the Gilet"
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Max22: O_O
RowSpaN: o_o
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Piskin's House on the Side, or How I Bought a Vestibule.

Googling, and healing.
Today I open their page, there is a branch of apples with fruits in the logo, and in a couple of seconds - a heracles - an apple falls from it and rolls under the search line. They, pls, Newton's birthday is celebrated, and I, already the fifth day working in the mode of alcohol terminator, ohuel - I thought, all, got drunk... shuddered for 30 seconds until I realized that it wasn't my glucose, but their flash.

Russia cannot, like China, introduce the death penalty for bribery and theft – humanism in this matter is a question of the self-preservation of the nation.

In front of a huge row in the store, a man appears: then he splashes the Gypsies, then he reads poems, then he shows anecdotes in his faces. People grumble and handshake without stopping. Some even threw his bills at his feet. In short, the success is huge! Here, with a basket loaded under the bandage of foods, an eight-layer redheaded aunt rolls to the man and begins to scream that there is urine on the whole hall:
Where are you, fool! And I swear him round,
He made a circus! Shame on the whole world! What I said.
Do it, right?
Next time to occupy...
So well?? to
Well, I... those... who are in line... and I do what I can...
The people fell. In the bed. I stood in front of my aunt.
So what? Did the man do something wrong?

The conclusion about death that I gave you must be rewritten.
Head of the surgical department of the city hospital.
What is wrong? She asked.
“A small misunderstanding,” the doctor replied, taking her aside and
he whispered: - I signed it in the second hand, and accidentally entered my name and
Post in the "Cause of Death" section.

stepaw
I have a bowl here about it... the fish has eaten and the bowl does not know how to get rid of the overcrowding...

by DJ
Two nails in the mouth.

Shaber: mдааа, the spat in Peter can not be found, the man near the house car with the STULOM excavates...

XXX: I dream of a cane field. I sit with my kids and wait for my mom. We wait an hour, we wait two, it’s not all and it’s not. And then I say, “Men, you’re going to sleep with me... you’re going to wait, I’m going to wake up, I’m going to the toilet and I’m going back.”