On the radio, the DJ reads greetings:"I congratulate my boss with the change of orientation"
I think it was he that was so whisperedly called Pidaras?

Boorawchick: When I come to the accounting office, they stop working :)
JULKA: What are you doing to them?
Boorawchick: They call it the "man’s break", and I call it the 1c Basic Package Update Accounting :)

Admiral: Yesterday we walked with Shprota. I’m near, I’m just ahead. I crawl, I almost fall. Thinking that Sprot is drying up, as I am almost ridiculously fucked, I turn to her, and her ass from the thighs turns...)

X: I recently ate a delicious fish.
Y: Glad for you
X: Do you want to ask which one?
Y : Which one?
It has been 5 minutes...
This is delicious, I wrote...
Y: Burn in Hell.

And everyone, when the games were set for a long time, placed the cursor at the very edges of the progress bar and waited, waited until it moved, and then again?

My girlfriend wants me to fill it. I don't know what to do: I have only met her for 3 months, and I have worms for 10 years.

I feel like a mythical monster =)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I can sleep indefinitely until I get disturbed.

xxx (11:04:33 12/01/2011)
I brought my child to school yesterday.
xxx (11:04:36 12/01/2011)
Husband took
xxx (11:04:37 12/01/2011)
in time
xxx (11:04:45 12/01/2011)
kissed the door went home - vacation again
xxx (11:04:47 12/01/2011)
Up to 12
xxx (11:04:56 12/01/2011)
My husband arrived, my husband arrived on time.
xxx (11:05:00 12/01/2011)
Up to 12 inclusive.
xxx (11:05:06 12/01/2011)
Here I am Mommy.
xxx (11:06:07 12/01/2011)
I will try again tomorrow.)

This is me, your masterpiece. I brought a machine for your boy. Only I will not give it to you, because you do not have permission.

Lenny is my worst and most invincible enemy. So that I don’t have such an enemy, I’ll go to his side =))

From personal...
As a child, when my father did something and asked me to bring passages, I always felt the spirit of France and it seemed like we were in Paris.
But after the scream, will you bring, fuck, passages, or not?! to
I immediately returned to Russia.

I study at the Faculty of Art Design. According to the discipline of "sculpture" to the session you need to blind from the plaster blind of Apollo's eyes, nose and ear. At classes, of course, nothing is done, at home in the last nights before the delivery you need to stick everything, I feverishly send in the ass to all my fellow students a request to give, whoever has something.
XXX is. Blind ear urgently need and eye if there is an extra, before the 15th plizzzzz (((
From the session lack of sleep I got twice into the wrong windows, and not those people.
One asked, “Are you going to the disco?” the other was removed from the list the next day.

Words are not wreaths.
Sasha, it’s not anything but a vortex.

X: Can you become a sub-zero scorpion or reptile?
Y is possible. But the use of substances that will turn you into these heroes in the Russian Federation is prohibited by law.

I talked to my child’s classmate.
Would you be surprised again? :)
In general, they have a teacher of Russian and literature. The height of a meter in the cap, but the honor of seven is enough. And, therefore, constantly praises itself, such as "small, and distant"
XHH: Today I said something like a small goldtone, and a road. He said OK. But my, fucking, had to grasp:"Ah, a small bunch, and a smellful"
HH: As the coolnucha said, his director didn’t even cheat ?

It is uncomfortable to fuck with princes - the horse interferes.

We play the game of Marco Polo (when you have a celebrity name on your forehead that you need to guess with questions), there are two remaining. One has Shrek on the forehead, the other has the Crocodile Gene. I decided to give a hint.

You are a green monster.
You are too!!! to

by Lenta.ru
About ten people were detained in the center of Moscow on Tuesday evening.
Have you learned to count to ten? =) is

We are all called dudes because we threw a liter of vodka in the park.
Do you throw out the vodka?

The fans are devoted.

I sit with my wife at night, hugging me. My wife goes to the bathroom:
I am going to prepare for sleep.
For what dream?
to sleep. and :)