"Ukraine leads despite widespread corruption and huge debt"

To all adequate and unzombed people, it is truly known that the world economy is based on three whales - Ukraine, Somalia and Zimbabwe.

by Komar:
The terminology of fascism. many of its most diverse variants - unconditional requirements not only to the uniqueness of the term used (the absence of synonyms for the term), but also its compliance with some certain standards already accepted by certain GOSTs, for example, and not textbooks or other GOSTs), the obligation to use the domestic root in the word (“mochostupy” instead of “haloš”), commitment to certain agreements (“haloši”, but not “kaloši”).

The Monstreek:
Going out in the desert.
Wearing clothes
I am an idiot, my guest is an idiot.

When a patient with dysentery says, "I am fooled at everything!" - it is not an empty threat.

Instead of mind, God rewards the fool with happiness. – Nick Sinyabin

We have a teacher in the journal, an old woman.
Once she took the exam, and she, apparently, felt bad, her head bended, her hand supported, a tired look under the table was directed.
Gives her a boyfriend, gives it well. She listened and, without saying a word or even looking at him, set him a five.
The guy goes out into the hallway happy, sharing with all the impressions.
A friend suits him:
I am not ready at all! Give up, my friend, give up for me. She did not remember you anyway.
Well, after a couple of people comes in again this guy with someone else’s account, answers for a ticket, again gets five.
A couple of people come in again to help another friend.
The teacher listened without interrupting. The guy stretches her.
She takes it, turns it in her hands and returns to him with the words:
Oh, young man, you’d change your shoes at least.

Once upon a time, an Azerbaijani was eating at a restaurant. At this time, an Armenian entered the restaurant and, seeing the only free seat next to this Azerbaijani, asked him for permission to sit at his table to drink coffee.
The Azerbaijani invites him to sit down, then stands up and says to the whole restaurant:
“Hey, everyone present for a glass of champagne at my expense! Except for the Armenian.
The Armenian... kindly smiles and thanks.
“It didn’t come!” The Azerbaijani think.
Everyone here for a bottle of champagne! At my expense! Everyone except this Armenian!
The Armenian smiles wide and thanks warmly.
“What is he, stupid?” The Azerbaijani think.
Oh yeah! A bottle of the most expensive cognac! At my expense! Everyone, but not just you! It is offensive, right?
What kind of insult are you? Thanks to you, my restaurant has worked so well today!

I hate when girls on dating sites write that they are here to chat with new people.
It sounds like – I’m on a porn hub to see if the sanitary will really repair the dishwasher.

from JJ:
I would like to ask the respected Vladimir Vladimirovich.
Questions to which you would like to hear clear and purely specific answers, without any curvature.
The best and most reasonable questions will be submitted personally. If you want your authority, you want to be anonymous.

For example, I would ask about the following:

Let’s make it easier. Theory can only be tested by practice. Let this your Nabiullina, in the order of the experiment, try to take a loan under 25% per annum and open your own business from scratch - at least a hairdresser. Let it report in a year. We are Parsons.

Imagine that in a free toilet you have to buy toilet paper, and yours can not be brought and used.
YYY: has presented
XXX: this is the case in the temples with candles))

to this:

The tea is a pretext.

>> Prejudice to...
Not an excuse, but an introductory word with a modal meaning. It is separated, of course.
"Tea, not a finger made!"
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All right, tea is a great pretext to come to visit a girl) and you are right behind the textbook)

I don’t know how smart dogs are, I didn’t know. Cats, if you tick their nose into the pit, remember "here, on the carpet, there may be a pit of stinking urine". A much better effect is given by quick cleaning and deodorant, and the kitten is wrapped in a pot, where, in fact, it is necessary to suck.
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By the way, yes, I will support the cousin-chickener: if the kitten beats and ticks in the urine, the maximum you get is a cat-histeric, sucking in the heels. And to the bowl are taught by regular transfer of the kitten to this very bowl and in addition, the kitten begins to understand what the bowl is only when he is 2-2,5 months old. Previously, learning is useless – the brain is not yet developed to understand what you want from it.
And you do not need to beat anyone: neither cats nor children. They are only wreaking and growing up. You don’t want to live in an elderly home in a suckle shoe, right?
Happy holidays and more patience to all!

here here :

What’s wrong with training children? Mechanically performed actions are not bad at all! Stopping in front of the road, washing hands after a walk, hanging clothes in place are reflex actions that are produced by training. Whoever explains to the child why to do it and why, is wasting time. You exaggerate the child’s ability to analyze information and anticipate the consequences of wrong actions. It is boring to listen to him. But I ran on the road - I got the backbone right away - it works great!
and...

When a person, even small, understands the meaning of his actions, he should not be trained. Just enough to remind. I tell you this as a person whose adults have grown up very successful children.

After seeing that dreams of the seven-year-old Petrov, Freddie Kruger began to be afraid of children.

XXX> Lawyers, help me, I am extremely interested in the question of the loud music of the neighbors, because I hear it too! Would I be placed?
YYY> You are not. Neighbors – yes, because they did not make deductions for public music playback. You will only be driven out of the territory where music is heard, so that you do not disturb it anymore. And the penalty may fall.
ZZZ> Oh, we call Mikhalkov and the problem with noisy neighbors is solved! I hope it will be of some benefit :)

I am interested in buying Chinese jeans in China. Also, maybe a joke with the doctors will come out :)
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Try it. I went around a bunch of pathos boutiques in Vladivostok in the summer, looking for straight jeans. My feet are wrong, my feet are wrong. And there which jeans do not straighten - they lick up, up with a strap on the ankle. Everywhere the sellers looked strangely and said that there are no direct ones, they do not. I go out, look around closer - indeed, on all the girls stretching, even on those to whom it is contraindicated even more than me.
I went to the Chinese, and immediately bought straight, like trousers, with a fun belt "as a gift", while trading and paying, I immediately hit them (they were long). The legs look fine, the pop is fine. Quality - I don't know yet, as long as normal, in six months or a year will be seen. But given the price difference between the Chinese and the boutiques, I can just buy jeans twice as often.
In terms of size, they usually have short fingers in gloves. The rest must be measured.

Glaziev: "If the prices in the shops are rising - this is the first sign of a sharp economic rise”

"I am a virgin" added by Sasha Grey

Negd
If a black cat crossed your road twice, did it cancel trouble or double it?
If the cat is vector, then canceled, if scalar - doubled.

Shinji
And if Schrödinger, it depends more on the observer.

Q: Is it unfortunate? Do you know what is offensive? This is when the lady was silent all night, and in the morning, looking into the refrigerator, she cried with unfailing enthusiasm: "Oh you! What big eggs!!" = (

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No, it is easier to give a leaf. So is it?
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It is clear that the backbones should be accompanied by the TSU. ZU with backbones is more easily absorbed and remembered further than ZU without backbones.
The ZU without heels is perceived as "bla-bla-bla... did you understand me?" - "yes, momul, of course!"
_correct_ TS come well and without backbones. For example, my aunt lived in a poor neighborhood, and I often visited her. And we liked running with the girls and the boys to play in the garage area. And I was badly asked not to go there, and my legs were tapped... I was 7-8 years old and I honestly didn’t understand why I couldn’t go there.
And then the aunt dug up photos of pedophile victims killed, printed in a crazy yellow newspaper (the case was in the mid-1990s, they were then full of these newspapers). She showed me, simultaneously telling me what exactly they did with them, in what order, and how it happened. Talk about people who are committing such atrocities. She explained that it is most convenient for these people to drive children in deserted places, such as a garage. She did not quarrel, did not intimidate, but simply sat quietly next to me and told me everything.
After that, I was deeply immersed in security technology on the street.

Spontaneously and purposelessly used in the refrigerator. I found out that my wife was chewing cheese. "Thank you!“"” I said, “and I cut it up.

Midnight Dancer: Breakbit is the music of my heart! * love *
Duke JB: Do you have arithmia?