Today on "Europe+" :)
Leader: I was told about a girl who thought that Gigurda was not a specific person, but a word that means "Klevo, super", i.e. I have all the giraffes!

A cat is considered to be truly single when he eats peelings together with the test.

The answer:
Answer to Answer:

My name is Valera! Explain to me, Hole, have you touched my name??? What a joke is that??? What do I not know about myself?? to

Hello, Valera, my name is Aljoša, I was here a couple of years ago too, tolerate, it will soon pass)))

Hi Valera, Aljoša, my name is Wolf. This shit will not end soon. never ever.

My name is Alena. I am with you now, right?

A: And my water includes when he sits in the toilet and begins to curl on the whole apartment. Especially uncomfortable for guests. But she and I haven’t been so close to telling her about it yet.

Mother, taking away the cat’s coat: "Oh, you are an untouched straw!"
Father, grabbing the cat-castrate: "And who is to blame?"

The program for Android "Galochka". For those who are not only forced to vote at work, but also require to bring a photo from the phone of the bulletin with a box placed in the right place. Prague allows you to place a box on the desired point, take a photo, and then vote as you want.

"Oh" is the worst word of the surgeon.

xxx 14:51
The dragon is hungry!
What is he eating?
The innocent girls.
It is a pity that the animal will die with us.

and 14:52
In fact, they died out...

In a student dining room, the couple digs into the wallet and can't find money for a long time.
Where did I go? - I have a girlfriend.
Turns and leaves

spartan_il7: I am not very confident at all. Here's what cows do under Mozart better than it
Zombjke: Under the dubstep there can probably be something very toxic =D
spartan_il7: this is how you do it

xxx: I thought it was unthinkable to tell my mom that I wanted to buy a new underwear after saying that I was going to visit a friend.

Comments on Erotic content:

... so that you will not envy these virgins and their future husbands; many of them will die in torments; here is the payment for life, full of corruption.

Q: And that you come here goose to shower that doesn’t matter? ?

In the 1950s, the first Soviet satellites to study the methods of communication between astronauts and the center were placed magnetophones with voice records. In the U.S. press raised a rumor that the Russians are launching astronauts-killers into orbit.
Our thought-thinking and began to put recordings of the performances of the choir to them. of Alexandrov.

After I looked at the “Death Calendar,” I understood why the mixers were so afraid to be recorded in the Ivy’s notebook.

FreeSS: They had a course of direction, after this atska did not start at any... they brought it to me - I include - went on...
Let me tell you that you are an ATS. You sit and work. There was a broken sandwich in the kitchen. You say :
Let’s go all the way, I won’t work for such a shit!
They pack and take you somewhere. installed in the room. Around the corpses, pieces of bodies, tools for splitting... they serve sweets and say affectionately:
Why do we not want to work, right?

The Dead Sea is located between Israel and Jordan in the world's deepest basin at 395 below ocean level Its waters are saturated with a variety of salts, their concentration reaches 300 g per 1 liter! This makes it impossible for fish or even more primitive living creatures to exist in the Dead Sea (hence the name).

Svetka: Hmm, why hasn’t anyone guessed there to sleep a couple of boxes of cucumbers?

> Obama: Georgia – a model of democracy and transparency"
Saakashvili: The United States is a guarantor of democracy and stability in the world.

and Camasutra. Out of 69.

vrp: went out for a lunch break in the buffet to buy something to eat, and he was closed for lunch... this is like shit o_0

I work in a supermarket in the profession of SPRT (Specialist for the Disassembly of Goods), 9 in the morning, I am in the beer department, a woman approaches me, in her hands 4 different bottles of beer and a dialogue:
She: Which of them is better?
I: To be honest, none of them.
She: How do you know?
I: Just an hour ago we were given a taste of each type of beer so we knew their taste.
She then went to the administrator to complain about the drunken staff.

Trollit, not trollit... five years ago there were no such words, and dolboebobs were called dolboebobs. Do you see them trolling?