On the Moscow metro station at the column lies!!! A 18-year-old girl whispers in her voice, so that it can be heard in every corner of the station. Eventually, a police officer approached, and curious people rushed to the roof. began to ask. A girl from Moscow University, never in her life was in the subway. To the school and the institute she carries a personal car, with a personal driver and a personal guard. And on that day the gunmen invited her somewhere and she, leaving the car, went with them on the subway, but in the transition between the branches from friends lag behind.

In an unfamiliar environment, she was confused, everyone went somewhere, how to get out of here and where to go she does not know. Her hysteria ended. The officers calmed her as much as they could.

The witness noted that the girl looks normal, not like a glamorous fool, for a very long time thanked everyone.

Now I understand what the “exploiters” could feel in Russia after the October Revolution. Some probably didn’t know where the bread was sold.

A friend named Alexander.
In short, Katyuka calls me Sanek) and here we sleep with her in the morning, and the mistress must come to her... I sleep, covered with a blanket with the head... and here comes her mistress, she knocks on the blanket, says: Sanek, Peter has come! The man throws the flowers and leaves ?

Catherine
If you go back again!!! to

Beatle
I’m going to sleep with a girl ?

Beatle
Fuck... broke up.

Beatle
Shame on you!!! to

Catherine
Grandfather Freud is crying

Beatle
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
and Freud.

The new Windows OS is thinking for you! While you press ALT+CTRL, it has already launched the task manager and completed all the processes.

It (13:04:21 24/10/2008)
Now tell me in secret, why did you hang my clothes on the lights?

He (13:05:37 24/10/2008)
This was a sign to my friend from the neighboring entrance to put off the binoculars and take the camera.

I(10:59:13 25/10/2008)
Fuck the dude.

Other(10:59:28 25/10/2008)
who

I(10:59:40 25/10/2008)
Half an hour I explain to the man that he has no RS/2 output on the notebook

I am (11:00:45 25/10/2008)
only usb under the mouse, and that round output that is not under the mouse and under the video, to him the viewers of some programis said that this output under the mouse so this fool all the mice tried and not one does not fit, type they are not standard with us

I(11:01:06 25/10/2008)
How do you tell this fool that he is a fool and that there is no mouse?

I(11:01:28 25/10/2008)
This is an exit for the mouse.

I(11:02:09 25/10/2008)
I will send it to the competitors and tell them what they have, so ask more persistently.

I(11:02:12 25/10/2008)

Poppy, it is so simple. When the desire to play outweighs the ability to play
3984: By the way, and the desire to sing, pressuring over the ability to sing, is what it is called?
This is called rap.

XXX is free!

I can't catch you online :(

yyy: fucking... I’m getting caught... now I’m driving ^_^!)))

How did you pass the exam?
Yes, it is all well.
by Markell :?? to
lasta:The last handed over...Peter Ivanich stayed the day before, and I offered him a cognac from the bottle."Reanimator".I did not prepare anyway, I thought — maybe he would ride.
Markell: And what, has it gone?
Yes, I and Peter Ivanovich
I’m in the sauna, let’s go later.

Do not put a lamp in your mouth.
Do not lick the rosette.
Do not bring the enclosed vacuum cleaner to the eye.

The trauma point.

<Okleve10> and is the modoscar a twist? I cannot find
<x200> modokoskar with flute...pppc...and then scream that the search doesn’t work

by citation
Damn, there is a crowd of messages about spelling here every day. And who prevents instead from simply taking and missing out quotes with obviously illiterate writing of all the words? Someone will scream that little or no mistake, so you can be mistaken in one word, but not in every one.

ZY: Surely this quote will go to a minus because of the minor debts, but something with our country is quite heroic, every new generation of children becomes more and more dumb and dumb, offensive, comrades.

Somebody and something is written through a defiant =))

Yes well! You have to live in full! Fuck that savings. As my colleague said: "Once in my life I saved – I had to get married"!

I was interviewed today.
Koziy: and
Bereza: Probably the first time in the interview I realized that my legs were fucking long
Kowalski: What is it? Looked at?
No one has spoken so badly to me.
Bereza: "I need a reliable deputy, well you understand"
by Koziy :O
I was not even asked about my experience.
Tagged: pz
Bereza: My question about the company’s strategic goal puts the director in a deadlock

Remember the quote about 3D chess?
YYY: Well...?
xxx: so here.. there the second reference does not fit because he did the word different wrong...

Newspapers are burning again:
In the Russian army can be abolished the title of praporchnik
Putin "approved" the Yudashkin uniform for the military
The number of suicides in the Russian army is rapidly increasing.

XXX: Will you go out for me?
Yyy: Time to think about eating?
XXX: 5 minutes
YYY: I go out
You're 12 on the list, I'll write to you
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! to

Girl: What camera to take if you need to photograph moving objects with shaking hands?

Boy: Take a camera that will stand on the installation, extinguishing the vibration of the hands and a device that will stop the objects)

You are a specific model.

Boy: I just don’t understand why?

Girlfriend needs to photograph small moving puppies after drinking

M_f says: I just got stuck on a sex dating site in Vilnius
M_f says: Imagine in 5 minutes I wrote three pido
M_f says: I didn’t even put the photo (God thank you)
M_f says: ppc... I’m going
M_f says: This is what they do atm
M_f says: tfublad....I exhibited at reggae that Jabba

For those who know how to read between the lines, the lines themselves are no longer available.

the need.

by Yuri Tatarkin