The English historian Arnold
Toynbee wrote about it.
In any retardation
The society that needs
Resisting the Stronger
In military and economic
with the enemy,
There are two currents:
"Irodianship" - Rescue for
Copying institutions
Happy neighbors and
"Zeloticism" – calling for
Deaf isolation
Preservation of traditional
The arrangement. According to Toynbee,
No other flow can.
To lead society to success.
Both are deprived.
A genuine creative beginning.

xx: And if I put out my photo, can someone captivate me?
Yy: Maximum can only tap on your photo, don't be afraid)

Yesterday I slept with a girl for the first time. Overall, it is cool, but! It was under the fly, the hour passed, and it was not "finished" the process. Dear colleagues, attention to the question! Am I a virgin or not?
You are Schrödinger’s cat!! to

Wikipedia for Dwarf Fortress:

Some players prefer to create control rooms, locking there one or a couple of dwarfs, which ensures immediate execution of the task. For example, in such a room you can concentrate leverages that lock all doors into the fortress and supply food and beverages for the operator. Nothing has changed since then with Siss. The admins do the same.

These puddles will return to their repaired in 2 months!!!, endless, daily, grinding, grinding, grinding and work perforator, apartment, over me.
and I dissolve - fresh, crisp and shiny, all in poppy polyethylene.
The Hammer.

The rights of the Russian people are not only enshrined in the Constitution, but also banned.

One comment about Assange, WikiLeaks:

to warm up!! In "Wikileaks" came out my real estimates on geometry for fifth grade. Mother will know – she will kill!!! to

I think the best invention of zewa would not have been a washable cloth, but a cloth with which you could twist a little more paper.

You know, go out with your kids! Full of forums where you can discuss that your kids are the smartest and others are stupid. I am tired, no one is interested.

Probably any relationship, even the strongest, sooner or later gives a crack. So was it in our project. Our team faced a serious test. In our office there were only three sockets where the participants of the project could connect their laptops. When there were more than three participants, the situation became complicated. We couldn’t charge our devices at the same time. At first, some tried to work from the battery. Very quickly it became clear that the battery charge of a regular laptop is not enough for a day of active work. The situation began to heal. The threat of failure of the project became real, investors one after another refused to fund us. Fortunately, we reviewed the decision in the neighboring department. This is a trio.
This device connects to a regular socket and works at any network voltage. Thanks to the thoughtful design, the voltage at each of the outputs is exactly the same as the voltage at the input. The elegant body of a complex shape in a black color solution is made of non-combustible plastic and has extreme hardness. We tried to scratch him with a knife, but left only scarce (under a certain angle) eye traces.
We recently discovered that you can connect chargers from phones to the Trojan, just like you can connect to a socket. A detailed description of the internal structure and principles of operation - in one of the following articles.

When the production practice was held in one of the factories (the case was in the communication shop). Faced with a similar situation: the room became cold and the employees decided that it would be good to turn on heating. After that, one of the employees goes to the cross (the place where the telephone lines are connected to the ATS) and disconnects the phone to the sanitary staff. I have to say that the factory is a fairly large territory and most issues are solved by phone.
After 15 minutes, the sanitary technicians call (from another nearest telephone) and complain about the phone not working, they are told in response that the room is cold and heating would be very useful. Within an hour, the batteries became warm and the sanitary staff turned on the phone again.
To my question why not first call the sanctuaries and then move to measures, a comprehensive answer was given: if you just call, then there will be 1000 and 1 reason not to do anything (there are no people, the room is closed and Petrovich took the keys, etc.). And at best they will do it in a week, but so they work quickly, otherwise they will have to run with their legs. The method is checked by time.
This is the factory motivation in the conditions of the swallow.

I went to HISMETEO. He told me I was in Mountain View, California, USA. On board +14, clearly. In fact, behind the window Minsk and minus 6. This is exactly the feeling when you want to make a mistake yourself, not a website.

It would not be delicious, I would have put a plate on your head for a long time!" Since then, I have not asked such questions, but just admired how he wraps my culinary masterpieces with appetite)))

Can we watch Hamas? Can it give pleasure?
It is...
The ideal couple is a sadist and a masochist, a strong man and a wise woman. The opposite will not approve of society, although such two can also be good. God let such people always find each other, so that they do not ruin the lives of other people!

Everything is much easier! A smooth rifle is a rifle with which a fly was spilt!

Zero84: Bubble, and that you are here on the forum the only one not in the topic with the Russian nick? I would invent something in English.
Something like Booblick?
Zero84: Fuck, licking breastfeeding, stay better a buffalo...

All the performances of Zhirik remind me of the character from the Asimov trilogy The Foundations.

On a distant planet, where there is a threat of attack, a representative of the Emperor arrived to confirm the security guarantees. He stayed for three days, with everyone was polite, refined, flew away.

Scientists come to the local administrator and say:
We analyzed his speech from the point of view of formal logical analysis, removed everything that was not relevant to the matter. There is an empty text.

That is to say, he said nothing.

The boss gave me his box in the workshop under the tool, and I “seeded” the key. He gave me three today!! A kilogram of spare keys with the words "The fools are lucky. Reject it.” “Well, how is it?” From the first attempt the key was picked up :(

Did you notice that I finally shaved my daughter?
That’s what’s wrong with her...

My husband and I have been together for 11 years. I go to bed and wash my fresh hair.
Husband, asleep: How your hair smells! Like a new store...or as a ski rental point in the Alps!
Romance is 80 lb.

Dear Pedestrians!
I remind you that winter has come or is approaching, and the roads are slippery, and the nights are dark and long. In addition, car enthusiasts are idiots and do not look at pedestrian crossings.
Please take some time before moving and look at the road. Wear bright clothes at night, and ideally a light-reflecting vest. Do not move in inappropriate places.
Remember to! The drivers will sit and go out, and you will lie down and no longer get up.

Dear Drivers!
I remind you of the need to change the tyre and drive more carefully, for the same reasons. No one wants to be a killer, so drive more carefully, do not exceed and look side by side, especially on pedestrian crossings. Yes, and don’t drive drunk, for the sake of Kthulhu, LMM and everything you believe in.