HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go to the ass!
Hi Hi, I say!
Go, I say, go to the ass!
HH: I am glad to hear you! I want to communicate!
I am a horse! I cannot endure you!
I immediately see a decent man.
Do you die, e@lan, plz!
A pleasant meeting!
Mountains in Hell!
HHH: You are great!
WOW :....
WOW :....
You and I painted a painting.
WOW: great such, symmetrical little, screw.

Our accountant (very poorly seen) in the impetus of discussing Star Wars, rushed to the director entering the office with the screams "I will cut off your legs!". The director with round eyes ran away. Everyone is in shock. It turned out that our buzzholder confused him with his colleague Kirill (he was without glasses) and tried to portray a duel on light swords. The one-and-a-half-week salary was paid immediately. In a month we will talk about the Lord of the Rings :)

The green fence, black paint is accurately written the name of the site. After all, I guessed that it was written on the site, but the mla went anyway.

Today is Friday and in an hour I will be a huge, drunk, Russian man!

It is easier to seduce a girlfriend than to understand why you did it.

I worked for four years in furniture manufacturing. The company was engaged in high-quality counterfeit of one Italian brand. Furniture is expensive, buyers are people of money, which means they are nervous... A young girl who worked with us as the chief of the service service, not very stupid, who broke up issues with nervous clients... Service service, it is she, drivers, loaders and collectors...
This is history, now history.
Due to production, the delivery of the furniture is delayed to the buyer of the clock by five. The client breaks the phone of the company, the girl with a gentle voice drops all the blame on the inexperienced driver, who can not find some Novorublevo and promises to strictly punish him when he returns, although the car is not yet loaded.
The driver is a young man, came to work with a very loose face, walked somewhere (very loosely).
Finally, at nine o’clock in the evening, the order was brought to the buyer, he ripped and cried, and then noticed that the driver was severely beaten. He asks the truckers what’s going on with him.
The trucks are fun, they tell that yesterday she also drove late on order and a client struck the boss... And she was a master of sport in wrestling, and she crashed on him, and today she will probably kill him at all.
The client is conducted and calls her... I got hot, but you, like punish subordinates, but not to the same extent.

Of the 100 randomly selected Russians, only 4 will be gay men, but at the same time there will be no less than 60.

[xxxx]
I decided to go to the prostitute.
[YYYY]
not worth
[xxxx]
Where is emphasis?

I am a hero with my brother.
What is so?
In a week I burned my mother, broke my monitor, took my cardboard, accidentally broke it.
Oh the fucking
- Luckily, this monster is sitting behind my compot...Yeting is already on the reset...
It will break your windows ?
“I have Linux, and if it crashes it, I don’t know what to do with it.
Do not touch him, he is chosen. He was sent from the future to destroy Skynet.

<xxx> yesterday the thieves frightened at 3 o'clock at night)) wanted to take the garage) ringed ringing over the castle) their professionalism debbled me) took a powerful lamp, went out the window turned on, directed to the smoking and asked "save") quickly fled))

to this:

Please tell me the title of the film.
I think it’s called “The Life of Ferdinand Cruz.” However, Google does not provide any search results for any combination of these words.
There was a man at the hotel working on various jobs. At first, he worked as an elevator when he gained the necessary qualities - went to work higher...
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I was looking badly)))
"Life and Death of Ferdinand Lucas"
Give pleasure to a man.

And even in the traffic, I became bored, I rubbed the music louder and opened the window. From the audition nearby, a guy asked if there was art+pfuš on the mobile and if I could throw it. Wouldn’t he fuck? In general, it was funny - a guy was strictly following me on the street only in order to sing a song (: Pizdec, I have not even seen such a thing in movies and have not heard anecdotes.

Not people, it's about winter, I suggest wearing bright green hats with bumps, if we don't get acquainted, so at least break)

And you too in childhood felt that the picture "Vid" depicted Yeltsin?

to this:
In the words of a friend:

Ordinary city bus. Everyone goes to work, somehow to entertain and calm the baby. Finally, on the silent question, say calm the child, the mother with total disregard in the voice declares "What? I have a free upbringing!" this young mother suits no less a young guy, removes huge headphones, splashes the gum into his hand, glues it on his mommy's forehead and with the words "What?! to
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If you steal other people’s stories, don’t overwrite it. He did not oral. And with his legs pulled, and the girl sitting opposite was constantly beating. To the outrage of the girl and the whole bus, my mom said that you can’t raise up to 5 years old. and after that. The guy quietly watched what was happening, glued my mom on the forehead gum and grit, I was also not raised until 5 years old.

14:16 xxx: by
16:16 I have a philosophical question to you
14:18 xxx: Fuck, I don’t even know how to formulate
14:23 xxx: fuck with him

Americans have invented a cheap way to see through walls
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The windows are already known to everyone.

100chuk: Peter is the only city in which one-third of the booms have a higher education.
GlobusAnonymous: what about the remaining two or more? :D

to this:
XXX: He invites you to go to the cinema. What should I do so that he does not go to the cinema, and that he does not stop helping me with my studies.
Tell me you have PMS.

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This is because of such stupid behaviors, the men of normal women are considered to be fucks and dinamishes. You want to use the man for your merits without giving him anything in return. And many men, not burdened by intelligence, are led to this, hoping for their efforts to get the appropriate reward. Understand, fools, nothing in this world is just like that. If you asked a guy for a service, be prepared to pay for that service. It doesn’t matter what, at least 3.14days, even food, but not for thanks!

P.S Bring something...

I work in technical support, I read our certificate:
"The speed reduction on the modem by the subscriber should be performed as follows:
winXP: start-.... ; vista: start -... ; linux: the user himself knows how to do it"